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    yeah but there was nothing more they could do lol

    and good script love it!

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    Tonight's episode

    Ian: *on mobile* Yeah Dot, I'll be back soon, okay? Fine.
    Huge sign behind him: Turn mobile phones off!
    Ian: *sees it* Oopsie.

    Naomi: He was in the hospital carpark in his car, er...
    Sonia: Go on...
    Naomi: No, I can't. It's too horrible.
    Sonia: Naomi, we're nurses. What can it possibly have been, that's worse than what we deal with?
    Naomi: You won't like it.
    Sonia: I'll be fine! Carry on.
    Naomi: Well, he was, er... Giving a sample. An... intimate sample.
    Sonia:
    Naomi: Well, you look Ok, you're not -
    Sonia:
    Naomi: Sonia?
    Sonia:
    Naomi: Oh dear. That expression's been permanently frozen on her face! Nooo! Quick, call a nurse! .... Oh, wait, I am a nurse.


    I'm sorry, I can't think of anything much... Heeeeelp.. Maybe it means that the actual show is getting better, and that there's not as much I can laugh at... Or maybe my brain cells are just disappearing by the second - 8 weeks off school, you see .

    I definitely won't be able to do one for Friday, because I'll be in lovely old London (yay) watching a show at exactly 8pm. And Alfie will be in that episode too... and he's like, the easiest character ever to parody, along with the Molfie storyline. Woe... Never mind. I'll be back late on Sunday. (OMG missing teh omnibus! More woe! )

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    This is great love reading them! I liked Leos dies one! Even though i did cry throughout the show! But you made it alot funnier!!!
    More soon please
    layne
    x x x

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    Those are really good and funny

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    Are you gonna post more episodes?'Cause these are brilliant!
    Good Soaps-
    Eastenders
    Coronation Street(its a bit boring but it can be funny,sometimes)
    Emmerdale (Theres no good storylines on at the moment)
    Hollyoaks
    Home and Away



    ~~~~My Demi and Leo Script,Runnig Away

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    Sorry i completely forgot about this script, I only remembered when I saw it on the front page I'll do some more now, sorry about the huge delay

    Just to set the scene...
    Sam: *is crazified, and has terrible hair*
    Chrissie: *is wearing a rather bizzarre dress*
    Sharon: *is wearing white. I'll say no more.*
    Dennis: * Yum.*
    Kat: *rules*
    Alfie: *nincompoop*
    Little Mo: *Frank Spencer's more pathetic sister*
    Dot: *Has the best line ever: "They've arrested Betty?!" *
    Tracey: *finally gets a starring role! Whoo!*
    Den: *RIP: Rotting In Pub*

    Sam spots a Convenient Pickaxe (from props department.)
    Sam: *Crazy! Sooo crazy!*

    Sharon and Dennis: I do.
    Some kid in the back: Is this even legal?

    Tracey: Hellooo? Anyone there?
    Sam: *best evil grin EVER. But still terrible hair.*

    Sam: Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go... *whistles*
    Den: *is deaded*
    Sam: OMG SHOE!

    Sharon: OMG CAKE!

    Policeman: Mrs Hunter, you're under arrest -
    Sam: Ack! You're squishing Den!
    Policeman: *jumps aside quick* Uh...

    Ian: Sharon, they've found a body.
    Sharon: What, in your sausage rolls?
    Ian: No, in the Vic.
    Sharon: Oh well. Ooh, look at teh pretty CAKE!

    Sharon: Wait, isn't that a coffin?
    Coffin: Hey, baby.
    Sharon: Ur.... *does the most dramatic faint ever, which was kind of parody-proof because I was laughing so hard.*

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    hehe keep goin its funny

    HMJ!

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    That's really funny!

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    LOL, that's fab - convenient pickaxe! ur great well done!

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    Crowd outside Elstree: Free Betty! Free Betty!
    Elstree guard: Oh, shut up. Didn't anyone ever tell you 'it won't get better if you picket?'



    Policeman: *walks into Sam's cell* Now, Mrs Hunter -
    Sam: Bleurghack.
    Policeman: Oh, great. Ruin my best uniform, why don't you. I only washed it this morning!

    Chrissie: No you've got it wrooong, that can't be Den!!! *wins an Oscar*
    Sharon: OMG Chrissie... *they cry on each others' shoulders*
    Dennis: *is distracted by Chrissie's extremely bizarre dress*
    I: *am distracted by Dennis in a suit.*

    (later)
    Kat: You'd better keep Zoe out of this, or I keel you! *karate chop*
    Chrissie: I will! *terrified*
    Kat: Good. Oh, loving the dress by the way.
    Chrissie: Thank you.

    Sam: It was Chrissie!
    Chrissie: Oh, no. It was totally Sam.
    Sam: She's a murderer!!!!
    Chrissie: Am not.
    Sam: Am too.
    Chrissie: Am not - look, officer, she's clearly psycho. I mean, just look at her hair!
    Sam: Just look at her dress!
    Policeman: She's got a point.
    Chrissie: Heyyy. I paid good money for this outfit.
    Policeman: Oh please tell me you didn't.

    Policeman: So what do you know about Mrs Hunter?
    Alfie: She was very upset when she lost the pub. And her husband wasn't very nice.
    Policeman: "Wasn't very nice"?
    Alfie: *shrugs*
    Me: *facedesk* You wanted him to dieeee, you moron....

    Chrissie: *covers her tracks very well by planting Den's mobile in Sam's flat*

    Chrissie: Tee hee, I'm a master criminal, tee hee.

    The Walford police: Oh well. It was clearly Sam who killed him. She also clearly had superhuman strength enough to pickaxe through solid concrete while blind drunk. Nothing strange there.
    Me: I know what you need in a case like this... Columbo! He'd solve it in about a minute... and he's funny! You lot are just stupid.
    Policeman: Heyyyy. I resent that.

    Police: Mrs Fowler, we need to take this doorstop.
    Pauline: Why? Are you adding it to the force?
    Police: No. *leaves*
    Dot: What's going on?
    Pauline: they've took my dog!
    Dot: *best line ever* They've arrested Betty?! * *

    Sam: It was CHRISSIEEEEE!!!!
    Policeman: Put a sock in it.

    That's all for last week's episodes, I shall do tonight's later

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