*At the club*
ANTHONY: Whee! *so very very drunk*
ZOE: Kat, where are you going?
KAT: *leaving* I've gotta go give Alfie a goodnight kiss and maybe more.
ZOE: Aww, okay!
THE EVIL GODS OF IRONY: Tee hee.
ANTHONY: Kat Kat Kat... *falls over on her*
KAT: *sigh* I suppose I'd better take him back to his house. Good deed for the day.
*At ANTHONY's house*
*ANTHONY tries to kiss her, and oh noes! PAUL sees*
KAT: *pulls away* Ew no! Yuck! I lurve Alfie!
ANTHONY: *cries*
PAUL: *outside* Whew. They're having an affair. Heavy. Hmm... what should I do? Oh yeah - tell Alfie.
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I've run out of it now - I'll have to go write some more out