joke of the day

[phils little sister]

One morning a husband returns after several hours of fishing and
decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, his wife
decides to take their boat out. She motors out a short distance,
anchors, and takes out her book.

Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman
and says, "Good morning, "Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, thinking isn't that obvious.

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry, Officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading," she tells him.

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start
at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says
the woman.

"But I haven't touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you
could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day, ma'am," he said... and quickly left.

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lol!! That's a good one!!

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[Luna]

Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower father died, Robert

decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So he went to a singles bar

and he searched until he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath

away.

Walking up to her he said:

"Right now, I'm just an ordinary man, but within a month or two, my father will pass away and I'll inherit over 20 million dollars."

The woman went home with Robert, and four days later she became his stepmother.

Men will never learn.

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good joke

[.:SpIcYsPy:.]

huh?

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huh?

the woman went with his farther instead of him

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it wa confusing at first then i figured it out

[.:SpIcYsPy:.]

Oh!! LOL!!

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i'd didn't thing anyone would understand that joke, it took me a while to figure it out