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[chance]

Maxwell has been infuriating Science this morning by refusing to come clean about the toilet brush antics last night.

Crazy kids Maxwell, Anthony and Craig had been using toilet brush holders for a water fight, but when questioned by Orlaith mischievous Maxwell claimed they'd merely been cleaning them.

However, hygiene freak Science knew all about their unsanitary game and wasn't impressed by his Housemates' lies. The rapper took to mimicking the Londoner's cleaning claims in a whiny cockney accent.

A riled Maxwell spat at Science: "Yeah, we cleaned 'em out with your head. That's why they're so spic and span."

Science continued to moan, Maxwell started imagining more filthy activities that would annoy the lyricist. He reeled off a list that ended with, "then we p***** on each other".

Sounds like Maxwell's more in need of toilet training than Science first thought.

[suzewebb]

There is no love lost between them. They have both taken it in turns to wind one another up so it is level pegging.

Also they did clean out the toilet holders before playing with them so they aren't totally bad.