Name says it all really, can be from tv, or just what a friends said in passing that's made you laugh and so on :D
Ok I'll start off with:
My friend: "The spleen is an organ?! Really? I thought it was a bone..." :lol:
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Name says it all really, can be from tv, or just what a friends said in passing that's made you laugh and so on :D
Ok I'll start off with:
My friend: "The spleen is an organ?! Really? I thought it was a bone..." :lol:
(Friend who lives 6 miles away in us arranging to go to the fair where she lives. We'd established asking my dad to get me or getting a bus wasn't going to get me home at the time we'd need after the fair.)
Friend: Drive the boat here!
Me: You have to have water to do that...
Friend: Scrape it across the road.. how do you get it into the sea anyway? Throw it over your shoulder? :rotfl: :rotfl:
Friends quotes are the best :lol: :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Kim
There's this funny bit in the free paper I get on the way to college..
It's called NO S**T SHERLOCK :p
Press release from the department of the bleeding obvious
Crucifixion is bad for your health (unhygenic whips and nails can cause infections)
Republic of the Philippines Deparment of Health.
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(Friend had come out of hospital and asked me to ring her because she was running out of credit.)
Friend: Where's my phone?!
Me: You're on it you nutter!
Friend: ... oh yeah!
(Revising the other day when I got a text through from a different friend who I go to the same school as, so I don't see her in the holiday because there's hardly any busses on non-school days and I'd have to change busses. So we text instead.)
Friend: Hi Kim, I can juggle... just been practicing.
Me: (Out the window to my mum who is raking the gravel because my dad messed it right up trying to get his lorry off of it when he was going to work.) Mum, Fabs can juggle!
Mum: Dad's in trouble? What's he done; got a speeding ticket?!
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:rotfl:Quote:
Originally Posted by Kim
Me and some friends went over to edinburgh on the train and i was wondering what time we would be home at.
Me: When are we getting the bus?
Lucy: You mean the train?
Me: You know what i mean
:lol:
and then getting off the train that night
Kerry: bye train i'll miss you.
me: byee bus i'll miss you too.
Kerry: that's what i ment bus
:lol:
This was when we were talking about Spain.. today actually..
Chris: Don't the Spanish sleep in the afternoon?
Sarah: Yeah.
Me: Oh yeah, fiesta isn't it?
Sarah (while laughing): That's a car!!
Chris: It's siesta!!
Me: :o Oh yeah.. my bad. I meant to say siesta... it came out wrong.
My Philosophy teacher:
Paul: Have you done faith and epistomology with Steven yet?
Class: No...
Paul: *loudly* Damn him to hell!!
:lol:
Late night conversation on the shoutbox...:lol:
Me: You're spelling is going dodgy
CrazyLea: It really is. thats a cross between the drunishness and my fastness :p they dont cazll me speedy gonzalez for nothign lmao
LMAO omg how embarrasing :lol:.
My Philosophy teacher Paul: 'To be honest, Plantinga's facial hair is the least you've got to worry about'
I laughed SOOO much at this! It's the Orange advert with Snoop Dogg..
'WooOooo Housies! (Homies) Homies!'
'Say one to the two to three to the four, mother brother cousin sister uncle orange store!'
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A quote I remembered from a while back:
My mum: Your hair looks nice what have you done with it?
Me: I didn't brush it..
:lol: :rotfl:Quote:
Originally Posted by StarsOfCCTV
Forgot to post this after it happened.. we were doing timed practise for Islam and had to peer mark. Joe got my book and looked at my answer..)
Joe: I swear Kim's second language is Muslim!
That hair one creased me up Kasple :lol:. Reminds me of this from the other day.. slightly..
(We were sitting outside Mcdons after having a burger)
Me: Bev you got tomato sauce on your chin *sniggers*
Bev: Where? ..
*I point*
.. Oh... er... that's a spot :o
:o How embarrased did I feel haha felt so bad :p
A conversation between me and my sister while we are watching Holby Blue :p
(We were discussing what was going to happen to a women who was being sneaked up on in her flat)
Me: I reckon she'll be stabbed...shot...erm...clawhammered...
Ag: No it'll be some sort of kitchen implement...Knife
Me: Yeah kitchen knife or..Spatula?
*Both start giggling*
Ag: Spoon *makes hitting someone on head with spoon gestures* kettle, sieve, colander..
*hysterical laughter by now :p*
*The women gets a plastic bag over her head*
Me: Oooh we never thought of that.
Ag: No we didn't...I'd be really freaked out if that happened to me
Me: Of course you would it's a plastic bag over your head!
Discussing my History exam..
Me: Trotsky was murdered with an icepick in 1940 in Mexico
My Mum: Was it an accident?
:lol:
:rotfl: Parents are funny sometimes.
I've got a cracker for you, my neice has a rubber chicken on her keyring the one that if you squeeze its belly a ballon comes out of it's bum. Marley loves to play with it and is always trying to get her cousin to give it too her. Anyway last week at the school fair there was a toy rubber chicken that someone had donated. Marley made a grab for it a bought it. Last Saturday night she was on the phone to her cousin.
Marley: Cherie guess what you know that plastic turkey you have on your keyring I got one today at the fair.
Cherie: You mean the Rubber Chicken. (In background here Cherie in fits of hysterics) :rotfl:
(this evening on the beach, we were trying to make a fire and so were ripping up a piece of cloth and decided we should have brought scissors)
friend (pointing to a group of chavs): i bet one of them has a knife!
(then one of my other friends goes over there)
other friend: do any of you have a penknife?
random chav guy: nah caz aint out tonight!
Isn't really a quote.. but OMG how embarrasing today..
Me and 2 mates were sitting at McDonalds... my mate wanted to look at the songs I had on my phone.. and there was a recording on there that I had sung :lol:. Of Maybe from Annie. I was like OMG OMG OMG give me my phone :p but no they listened to it.. just wanted the ground to swallow me up :rotfl:.
You had to be there. It was rather funny.
From the Philosophy conference. I can't remember what the original guy said but it was pretty funny. :p
Anyway..in reply..
Reverend Dr Adrian: You're going to have a crap life :lol:
Keep forgetting about this thread :lol:.
And LMAO at your one charming :lol:.
Mine from today.. mate to me while walking up the stairs in front of her..
Bev: Why do you have such a big ass?
Me: WHAT???
Bev: HAHAHA omg I hadn't finished.. why do you have such a big ass bag?
:rotfl: lmfao good oneQuote:
Originally Posted by CrazyLea
Okay you might not find this funny, probably one of those where you had to be there :p
It was ages ago at lunch at college and we sat at a wobbily table. My friend I dunno how knocked her bottle of water on to her and it covered her. I mean she was soaked, her top, her jeans, it was Hillarious.
The she siad : I need to go the the loo...NOW!
I said: Looks like you've already been!
Lmao! :lol:
Last year I was sat at the table with my mates at dinner time, and my friend's friend who was in Year 11 at the time walked in from her school trip and sat down.
Year 11 girl: Fancy a maths debate?
(Me and all but 2 of the people at the table burst out laughing, while the girl that started it informed us that she'd been asking the same question to people while on the trip.) Rebecca started laughing having figured it out, and Fabs was the only one left not laughing.
Fabs: What?!
Rebecca: I'm not explaining it to you...
:eek: OMG!!!! :rotfl: It took me ages to get that!!!!!
my gran was doing some sort of puzzle in her magazine
gran: whats a sourcerer?
grandad: its a magician
gran: oh ok, it has to have 6 letters though and end in d
me: wizard
gran (thinks about this for a bit): that doesnt end in d!
:rolleyes:
Me and my friend were in McDonalds, discussing how we hadn't been in McDonald's in ages.
Mastrid: Awwww chavs! I haven't seen them in ages either!
(In prom dress shop with both of my parents as my dad had to drive us there.)
Dad: I could buy a house quicker than you can buy a dress!
Slight exaggeration there Dad! :rolleyes:
:rotfl: Kasple That one's good :p.
I don't get it lol..Quote:
Last year I was sat at the table with my mates at dinner time, and my friend's friend who was in Year 11 at the time walked in from her school trip and sat down.
Year 11 girl: Fancy a maths debate?
(Me and all but 2 of the people at the table burst out laughing, while the girl that started it informed us that she'd been asking the same question to people while on the trip.) Rebecca started laughing having figured it out, and Fabs was the only one left not laughing.
Fabs: What?!
Rebecca: I'm not explaining it to you...
I don't get it lol..[/QUOTE] I don't either :oQuote:
Originally Posted by CrazyLea
Say it quickly and it sounds like something a bit rude that males do.
Ooooooh I get it now, thanks :p
Haha I only got that when I read your little tip Kim! Thats funny!! :D
My Nan has a terrible habit of mixing her words up (shes dyslexic)
Anyways she also thinks she's cool.
Nan: Guess where I've been today (thinking she's cool)
Me: Where Nan?
Nan: Blue Parrot :D
Me: What the heck is that?
Nan: The shop where all the mosher kids go and the skaters with all the punky stuff :D
Me:.. You mean Blue Banana?
Nan: That's the one!!
How she managed to confuse banana with a parrot I'll never know!
She has also referred to:
Ben and Jerrys as Tom and Jerrys
A Toy Epic (Lit book) as Toy Story
Waterstones as Goldstones and waterspoons.
I'm sure there's more ahah.. Grandparents eh?
(At the bus stop, talking about me going back to school.)
Aunt: I hope you haven't forgotten all the things for your exams!
:lol: Don't know how she managed that one; why would I have finished in the middle of June if I had exams on the same stuff when I go back?
(On phone this morning, about me going to 6th form.)
Aunt: You have to do MORE exams?!
:lol: Don't see how someone can go to 6th form for 2 years and never sit an exam.
My mum: Is that the cucumber?
She meant the Gherkin :lol: >>> http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t...w/images-1.jpg
:lol: Thats funny!!
(My Nan commenting on what to do with the stuff dryer wheel)
Nan: Do you think it could do with some UB40???
Me:...WD40 Nan!
Emma: Was Christ religious?
Me:......Wasn't he Jewish....originally?
She actually said was Christ's religious as in my old school. :lol: