14 Housemates…5 Weeks… "Housemates? More Like House Rivals…" Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to SoapBoards Big Brother 2
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14 Housemates…5 Weeks… "Housemates? More Like House Rivals…" Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to SoapBoards Big Brother 2
Yes my friends, Soapboards Big Brother is back by popular demand. Last series was entertainment from start to finish, and quite literally shook up Soapboards. Now it’s back for it’s second series, with just as much craziness, bitchness and out right entertainment!
This series we have halfed the time, which makes the whole contest more intense! 14 Housemates in 5 weeks… that means we will be getting rid of more than one housemate a week, meaning evictions wont just be reliant on nominations and public votes. This is guaranteed to be a Rollercoaster of emotions, high drama and fun for those who take part, and YOU the audience.
Once again we had many applicants, and we have picked out the craziest, funniest, liveliest bunch yet. They will certainly give last series’ housemates a run for their money! But let’s get one thing straight; don’t believe everything you read in the papers, old housemates returning, a comeback for BB7 Lea? And Lesbians Twins!? Now come on…that’s just a pack of lies! …So now’s the time to get things underway and introduce the housemates, over to you Davina!
Big Brother has had it’s fair share of blonde bimbos and big mouths, but this housemate is sure to give them all a run for their money, it’s Berryl!
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Berryl is a 47 dinner lady from Dundee. She rates the day she got trough to Big Brother as better than her wedding day and the births of her five children! She’s a reality TV addict, claiming to know everything and anything about Big Brother! She describes herself as “loud” “vulgar” and “accentric” and her life ambitions are to snog Ronan Keating and host her own chat show!
There she is, the first of tonight’s housemates, walking around what will be her home for the next five weeks. Well she was certainly a bit OTT, let’s bring in someone a bit more…down to earth…. Ladies and Gentlemen it’s Stefan!
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Stefan is a 19 year old fitness instructor from Leicester. Stefan is a self labelled “ladies man” and he claims to have lost his viginity at the age of 12 on holiday with a busty 16 year old! He confesses to being a “sex addict” and is confident that he’ll pull a couple of “fit lasses” in the house with his “toned body and cheaky personality”.
(Laughs) Oh my god, the look on that poor boys face!!! What must he think, being left alone in there with gobby Berryl! I think we best get in another female to save the poor boy… ladies and gentlemen, our third contestant this evening…it’s Bex!
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Bex is a 24 year old model and promotions girl from London. Bex describes herself as “sexy” “sassy” and “independent”. Bisexual Bex has a degree in Philosophy, proving she has brains aswell as beauty. Bex is a lively and outgoing person, and says Big Brother is her last crazy thing before she settles down to start a family with “Mr Right”, hoping she’ll find him in the house…
Just look at Stefan! If his mouth drops any lower it will be touching the floor! Anyone else got a feeling Berryl will be in the face of everyone as soon as they step trough the front door! Right then… next into the “mad house” is Gavin!
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Gavin is a 24 year old model from Essex. He describes himself as the “stereotypical playboy”, he lives a life of fast cars, beautiful women and 24-7 parties. Gavin brags to have slept with various celebrities including “Jodi Marsh and Tara Parma Tomkinson”. Gavin wants to go into Big Brother for a “stable future and a potential wife, leaving his playboy lifestyle behind.
Did anyone see the look Bex just gave him!? Wonder if theres a potential romance there? So Gavin claims to know a fair few celebrities…maybe he can compare his phonebook with our next housemate, it’s Anna…
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Anna is a 34 year old PA from London. Anna is a former IT girl, who’s had a rags to riches life story. Anna started off life moving from foster home to foster home. Her early hobs included a pole dancer, female escort and glamour model. Anna has now shaken off her past life and has two children Toni and Cory. She now works as a PA to various British celebrities, and has a few stories to tell her fellow housemates. Anna wants to go into the house for “exposure and love”.
There was 5 in the house and the little one said get another one in! Get another one in! Ladies and gentlemen…Adam!
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Adam is a 23-year-old conservationist from Chester. With a degree in Environmental Science” Adam cares for the environment around him and the animals that inhabit it. In his spare time he participates in marches and events for groups such as the WWF. He hates people who destroy the environment and don’t appreciate it. Adam is an intelligent young man, with keen interests in Sociology and Psychology, with a good understanding of politics and current affairs, he hopes that he can have some intelligent debates with his housemates during his time in the house.
Well i think that's all i can take i need a sit down!
Back in 5 minutes after this advert break. Don't go away.
Well he seemed popular with the crowd, let’s hope he finds the “intelligent debates” he is after…but judging by that lot…I think he may have to settle for talks on the simpler things in life …let’s throw another one in shall we...it’s Jenny!
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Jenny is a 20 year old stripper from Exeter. Jenny is a sweet natured and innocent young girl, and mother of one. Jenny describes herself as “a friendly person, but weak and vulnerable underneath.” Despite her troubled childhood she’s always kept smiling. She’s come onto big brother to make a future for her and her baby, and find love.
got your favourites yet? got ones you hate? remember later this evening to join in Russel Brands Big Mouth Debates... right then time for another housemate wouldn't you say... ladies and gentlemen...its Lee!
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Lee is a 28 year old barman from Newcastle. Lee describes himself as “the sexier version of BB3’s Jordie fireman Johnny”. Lee is a cheaky ladies man and is going into the Big Brother house to have fun and “live it up to the full”. Lee is “charismatic and witty”, and has a lot of friends. He describes himself as “the heart and soul of any party” and says he “has a good heart”. Lee will no doubt be the happy and fun loving housemate amongst the group, offering a laugh and a shoulder to cry on when others are down.
Right with all this tension, i need a break. We'll be back in 30 minutes after 8 out of 10 cats. See you soon.
Welcome back everyone.
It looks as tough they are having fun in there, fun!? oh well our next housemate doesnt like that... ladies and gentlemen...its natalie!
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Natalie is a 52 year old Librarian from Liverpool. In her own words “Some people say I’m a man beat, some people say I’m a lesbian, some people say I’m mental. Well dya know what!? **** Them!” Natalie is a straight talking, self-confessed “bore” who is going on Big Brother because she “needs to get a life” and desperately needs the money. Natalie’s cynical views and pessimistic approach to life with certainly ruffle some feathers in the house, but her response is “do I give a ****!?”.
Getting a bit young in there isnt it? lets add a bit of maturity in there... our very own rock and roll singer...ladies and gentlemen its rob!
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Rob is a 57 year old pub/club performer from Manchester. Veteran Rock and Roll star Rob boasts to have had over 300 conquests, with three marriages behind him and claims to have half a dozen illegitimate love children! Rob describes himself as “down to earth” and “straight talking”. Rob is coming into Big Brother to spend some time away from the “real world”. Rob’s life stories and music talent will certainly keep his fellow housemates entertained for 5 weeks!
Is there any booze going ive got a mouth as dry as a badgers ****
Natalie would you please enter the Big Brother house... post in the day 1 thread in the house forum! :rotfl:Quote:
Originally Posted by sbbbnatalie
Its getting a bit packed in there, and theres still more to come would you believe!?...next up...its donna
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Donna is a 27 year old car mechanic from Liverpool. She is a self proclaimed tomboy and adrenaline junkie. Donna is “down to earth” and doesn’t care much for fashion, make up and a material life. She is “fun loving” and “straight talking”, and loves to party as hard as the boys do! Donna has come onto Big Brother to “meet different kinds of people and for an experience”.
Well they all seem to be getting on at the moment, nice and friendly… but do we want friends? No we want enemies! And our next housemate is bound to ruffle some feathers… ladies and gentlemen…it’s Ananya!
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Ananya is a 31 year old actress and model from London. Originally from New Delhi, Ananya is a successful Bollywood actress, who is coming onto Big Brother to break it into the big time in Britain. Ananya’s name means “matchless, and she describes herself as a “determined person” and a “ruthless bitch”. Her game plan is to “bully out the weak and challenge the strong characters”. Sex on TV is no issue for her and she sees other attractive females as a threat…sound like fun? Let’s get her inside that house!
Meow! Get the claws out… I predict a bitch fight sooner rather than later in that house! But isn’t that what Big Brother’s all about!? Now Big Brother has been famous for it’s bad boys “Nasty Nick”, “Victor”, “Science”, I could go… they all stirred up trouble and it’s fair to say they were nasty pieces of work, but none of them come close to our final housemate of the evening, last not but least, ladies and gentlemen its lucipher
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Lucifer is a 33-year-old property broker form Aberdeen. Lucifer is “over confident” and “charamastic”. He believes that he is “as intelligent and sly as Big Brother’s and has what it takes to win the contest hands down”. Lucifer describes himself as a “ladies man” and a “wannabe pimp”. He says if he didn’t win he’d be gutted, “its all about the winning, taking part and loosing is just pafetic”.
So there you have it folks, all your SBB2 housemates,bar one, who will join the house tomorrow. The five week contest has begun. Look at them all, all so happy and oblivious… However Big Brother has an evil twist in store…watch the live thread in a few minutes for the first big twist of the series…
Don’t Forget to keep checking the BBLB forum for the latest news and updates from the house, and please take part in our Big Brother’s Big Mouth debates with Russell Brand. And of course… watch the action live 24-7 from the Big Brother house!
So a few minutes time, don’t forget to watch live, as the first twist of the series unfolds, and remember, “Big Brother is always watching you!”