I thought we could use this thread to mention different quotes from the show whenever they are said in each episode, that are maybe funny, or you thought sounded good, or you liked, etc. :)
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I thought we could use this thread to mention different quotes from the show whenever they are said in each episode, that are maybe funny, or you thought sounded good, or you liked, etc. :)
I've got so many! *runs off to find where she saved them*
One of mine was just the other night!!!
Nana Moon.... " I'm not dead yet." :thumbsup:
Classic...Quote:
Originally Posted by kelly05
Little Moo: "Oright Nana?",
Nana Moon: "I'm not dead yet"
Some of my all time favourites... :thumbsup:
Dot: "Oooh I say!"
Den: "Ello Princess"
Sonia to Jamie: "You lying cheating floppy haired little git!"
Zoe to Sharon: "You'll never have him! Never!" (Oh, how wrong you were Zoe!) :lol:
I'll add some more when I can remember, cos there's loads more good ones! Just cant think at the moment! :hmm:
Dot - "Far be it from me to gossip, but..."
Dot and Zoe had a classic ages ago where Dot gave Zoe a bible quote and Zoe said something like "Zoe, chapter 1, shut yer cakehole", am I the only one to remember this? I'm sure it happened.
How could I forget this one!Quote:
Originally Posted by Birks_2k4
Peggy: "Go on, geroutta ma pub!" :thumbsup:
Legendary!Quote:
Originally Posted by Birks_2k4
Another couple of good ones....
Chrissie to Kate after chopping her hair off: "All we need now is some tar and feathers to drag you through the street!" :lol:
Bianca: "Rickaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy!!!!!!" :lol:
No that happened!Quote:
Originally Posted by Walford Queen
Chrissie talking about Den :-
Chrissie - 'He was stubborn, untrustworthy, arrogant, devious. Those are his good points. But he could sweet talk the horn off a rhino'
Dennis - 'And is that why you stuck with him?'
Chrissie -'No, 'cos he was like one of those alcheimists...ya know the people that could change leed into gold. It's his gift. I'd wake up some mornings and I'd feel like the ugliest thing on earth and Den, he'd just look at me and he'd make me feel beautiful'
Chrissie & Den :-
Den - 'Sit down'
Chrissie - 'Sorry, did you get a dog while I was away?'
Zoe to Stacey : What you looking at?
Stacey: Not alot.
the quote in my sig by kat and alfie! that makes me laugh lol. oh and nana moon the other night was hilarious with "im not dead yet"
Den: You'll never get me outta the Vic!
True I hope!
Nana Moon has had some real classics..... Just can't think of them at the mo!!!
Den: What have I got to lose?
Chrissie: Go and get the bread knife and I'll show you!
Dennis: What are you scared of?
Sharron: You!
Dennis: Me?! Id never do anything to hurt you, id kill anyone that did!
Sharron: Exactly!
I think that was it anyway!
Woew there is loads, obviously all the ones people have already posted
CHRISSIE: What d'you reckon? Draw in the crowds?
DENNIS: This lot round here, they see the word 'bargain' and it's like hyenas round a dead zebra.
CHRISSIE: What a lovely image, Dennis. I'm going to treasure that
Chrissie: I love your father very much. And heaven help me I’ve learned to love you lot as well…But for once, in your selfish, miserable lives, could you not of waited until after dinner?! (She throws the bowl of sprouts to the ground
DANNY: If your jaw drops any lower we could use your mouth as a dust pain
JAKE: Oh go and play with your Daleks!
Jake: "And to think...We come from the same gene-pool!"
Dennis: I did it for you.
Den: Well, that makes all a difference. Come on son; give your dear old Dad a hug
Andy: I’m asking again, you should be flattered.
Dennis: Yeah I’m blushing.
Andy: Come back, come on.
Andy: Oh I think it’s all still there, I think it’s just a question of tapping into your potential.
Dennis: Andy you’ve asked me, I’ve said no. Now do yourself a favour, don’t ask again
Den puts money in the Jukebox and selects a song
Dennis: Are we gonna dance or what?
Dennis: Alfie! Make it a large one he's paying.
Den: Oh don't mind me help yourself, you help yourself to everything else. Why don't you go mad while your up there 'ave a bag of nuts an'all
There were loads on the night of Dens Demise
Chrissie: Not bad,
Jake:You ain't to shabby yourself
Chrissie: Nice legs johnny!
and of course:
Shannis:
Forever. i mean it!
Well he deffinaltly did!
Aww JC :wub:!Quote:
Originally Posted by *Fanatic*Loves Dennis*
Hehehe! After the one and only (at the moment) kiss from Jake & Chrissie. *Sigh* If only life on EE were simpler.Quote:
Originally Posted by *Fanatic*Loves Dennis*
There are tons of fab ones. EE is the best for them :)
There have been some brilliant lines, lol!
*Frank & Peggy*
Frank: Peggy, my little passionflower!
Peggy: I come all the way to your funeral and you don't even have the decency to be dead!
*After Alfie stops Kat & Andy’s wedding*
Alfie: So can I kiss you now then?
Kat: I ain’t forgiven you yet.
Alfie: Alright - no tongues …
*And then Alfie starts talking about being good in bed*
Kat: But I don't know that yet, do I?
Alfie: I've got references.
Kat: You'll get a slap in a minute!
*Sam & Andy*
Sam: Would you still love me if I was fat?
Andy: No.
And they say romance is dead, lol!
Also loved this one from Nana and Alfie -
Nana: Alfie, I want to be cremated.
Alfie: Alright, darlin’, get yer coat!"
lol!Quote:
Originally Posted by Torrie
and the one just before xmas when sam realised she lost everything and was crying about it to andy and andy said: "dont you look ugly when you cry!" (or somethimg along those lines)
What episode is this quote from?
CHRISSIE: What d'you reckon? Draw in the crowds?
DENNIS: This lot round here, they see the word 'bargain' and it's like hyenas round a dead zebra.
CHRISSIE: What a lovely image, Dennis. I'm going to treasure that
i think (though i might be wrong) it was when they were closing down the nail bar and they were trying to sell the stuff and chrissie made a window display?Quote:
Originally Posted by squarelady
Thank you! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by di marco
Dennis: What do you want to be when you're older? Please miss, I want to be a murderer. I don't want to be but that's what I'm going to be.
Same episode...
(Something like this)
Dennis: How's the club? I heard you got it back. The wendy house for the special little princess when she's in her mid-thirties.
Andy to Sam: "Out of all the women i've known, you really are... the blondest!" :lol:
that was my favourite QuoteQuote:
Originally Posted by kelly05
Have to say, I'm not liking Nana... my granny rocks more! lol
Jake- I could just see you as lady Godiva
Chrissie- Behave I was asking Mo anyway
Jake- what do you think Mo, her riding on the back of a horse?
Chrissie- now if I rode on the back of a horse, as lady Godiva, it wouldn’t leave much to the imagination
Jake- that’s fine because I don’t have much imagination
Dot- what have you been and done now Jim Branning
Jim- only the best for my Dorothy. I’ve got us pickled eggs Ian’s finest, I got chocolate fingers, apple turnover…
Sharon- Supermodel Sharon Watts, fresh from the sun-drenched Caribbean. Wearing a little post-punk, Westwood influenced number in PVC.
Chrissie- Followed by Chrissie, 'I don't get out of bed for less than a cup of tea' Watts. In a Lauren Bacall inspired 1940's outfit, topped by Parisian beret.
Garry- Keep it down will you? People are upset here
Stacey- Don't lecture me, Garry. I'm from a broken home.
Garry- Yeah, I'm beginning to see why.
Jake- Just calm down, stop making my life such a misery. Not too much to ask is it?
Danny- You know what you need?
Jake- A brother transplant
Danny- A woman. A nice piece of skirt, help clear your head.
Jake- what’s happened to Danny? He looks like he’s had a close encounter with an oil well
Danny- Your jaw drops any lower I reckon I could use your gob as a dustpan
Jake- oh shut up and go and play with your daleks will ya
Dennis- how do you sleep at night?
Den- like a baby
Chrissie about Sam- what’s her problem?
Den- no brain
Andy- sugar, spice and all thing nice hey Den
Den- Andy do yourself a favour have the snip before it’s too late
Danny to Dennis- next time you touch my brother you won't be serving spirits you'll be one
Andy to Dennis- how many times can you let life beat you up when all you want to do is beat the life out of everyone else
Dennis- things falling into place for you Sharon well let's see if I can make them fall a little harder and faster Den got to come home because of what I did you got your dad back because this worthless user did a murder
Dennis- the way you go on about Den...I'm starting to think you've got the hot’s for him
Janine moving Barry's ashes- still getting in the way there Barry
Andy- I don’t wanna be married to you anymore
Dennis about Den- ahh....you gotta love him haven't ya...Very selective in his truth telling…he should go into politics'
Laura- shouldn't you be wearing a pith helmet with that
Ian- get lost
Laura- I would do but you might discover me
Janine- if only he worn slip on shoes
Phil- I don't like you
Dennis- wasn't planning on proposing
Sharon- I was a bit short with Pauline...bit her head off
Dennis- she'll grow a new one
Johnny- when I go to a fancy dress party I go as the invisible man, you won’t see me but I’ll be having a good time
Dot- The first rule of old age, know your limits
Chrissie- that’s a shame cus you would’ve seen the Queen Vic landlady in her full glory
Jake- maybe I could get a sneak preview
Chrissie- nah, cus that would spoil it for all the other real men
Patrick to Jim- oh brother you got the look of a beaten man
Danny- I am the Doctor
Jake- amazing to think we come from the same gene pool
Johnny- place is dead, might as well show our faces, give Chrissie some support
Danny- Yeah or something a bit extra, hey Jake
Jake- Oo can we go in your tardis
Juley- you said wattage and your names Watts right
Dennis- I’m teaching her darts
Kat- I know what you’re teaching her
Kat to Dennis- You say anything like that to me again and I mean ever and I’ll bar you for life
Andy- I do a nice line in surprises
Kat- He’s right about that
Sharon- you telling Pauline she had the hot’s for dad your lucky she didn’t brain you with the frying pan
Pauline- Vicki’s moved in with me and Sharon’s moved in with Dennis
Den- what are you on about they live in the same house
Pauline- I’m talking about them shacked up together, same house, same room, same bed. So welcome home Dennis Watts
Den about Dennis- don’t worry about it, it was just handbags that’s all
Sharon- I know what you mean by handbags dad, someone picking their teeth out of the carpet
Dennis to Den- and what you want doesn’t really come in to it, cus there’s something’s in this world you can’t stop and I’m one of them
Dennis- I’m not going to rook with you Den besides I’m half your age and you’re far too knackered
Martin- I wouldn’t trust that old banger
Derek- that’s no way to talk about Jim
Chrissie to Den- if it’s flying past your ear I’m aiming to high babe
Ian- maybe he’s a gorilla, like Phil Mitchell, he’s so pig ugly she won’t bring him out
Dot- how long have I known you
Den- about a hundred years
Den- which key is it?
Dot- I’m not telling you
Den- oh that’s mature
Den- you and me were the same, no one would have guessed, we’re both liars
Dot- I’m just keeping it from him
Den- oh there’s a subtle difference, I must remember that
Dot- scared Den?
Den- scared, I’m terrified to be around Chrissie with kitchen utensils
Den- what have I got to lose?
Chrissie- go and get the bread knife and I’ll show ya
Juley- look at me man face like a god vandalised my beauty has actually benn desecarated
Big Mo- do I look like I paddled up the Thames on a banana skin
Andy- of all the women I've known your by far the blondest
Dennis- is that when the big hand's pointed at Mickey
Dennis- you've destroyed everyone you ever cared about, I hate you
Sharon- why do you hate him so much
Dennis- I'm an ungrateful son
Dennis- dress it up for you shall I, we went for a nature ramble in the woods and only one of us came back
Dennis- one count of GBH and a murder and the rest of the time I was rescuing kittens from trees and helping old ladies across the street
Dennis- hitting your head against a brick wall feels great when you stop
Sharon- what are you so scared of
Dennis- me
Sharon- well I'm not...come here
Chrissie- now that's a nice welcome for your wife
Dennis- I'm no therapist but if you want a few sessions on the couch I'm always up for it
Dennis- don't unless you mean it
Hiya!!!!!
They Are All Great,Thanks AngelDelight!!!!!
Love
:heart: Melanie :heart:
i think the best one was christmas
Chrissie- Could you not have waited till after dinner (then she threw sprouts all over the floor)
It was when the watts all had the big row in the vic on christmas day
Some random ones:
Little Mo: (when a man phones for "Madam Whiplash"): You've been a naughty boy?... What did you do?... Oh I'm sure you didn't mean to, you sound ever so sorry.
Sam: Would you still love me if I was fat?
Andy: No
Nana Moon: Alfie, I've decided I want to get cremated.
Alfie Moon: Come on then, get your coat.
Den (about Dennis): He'll be back. He's like me - he knows where his home is.
Sharon: So we'll see him in 14 years then.
Den response to Phil's concern over Dennis's hot-headedness:
"I'll give em some prim rose tablets and he'll be fine."
KAT: Coq au vin - I thought that was sex in a lorry
Jim: You gonna ‘ave a go, are ya Girl?
Dot: I ain’t no sex bomb! I’m a respectable married woman
Tommy: I bet you'd love to be standing in my shoes right now.
Den: Moccassins ain't my style!
Dennis- What are you scared of?
Sharon- You!
Dennis- Me?! Id never hurt a hair on your head, I’d kill anyone who hurt you
Sharon- Exactly, you’ve come from a world tainted my life, you say killing like it means nothing
Dennis- what is it? I sit down, you stand up, I stand up, you sit down (talking to Sharon before they sleep together the first time)
MO: Here... What say we spice this up a bit? I got a tenner says I can whup your saggy old backside!
DOT: Don't go letting her speak to you like that, Jim. At least you ain't been cheating.
JIM: Don't you worry, Dorothy I won't. [TO MO] I could beat you with both hands tied behind my back.
MO: Then put your money where your gob is. Ten quid!
DOT: Come on. I've got something for you.
JIM: Right now?
DOT: That's right.
JIM: Steady on Dorothy. Not in front of the children
DENNIS: There's worse crimes than gambling.
ASH: What? Like incest?
DENNIS: Incest ain't incest unless you are blood related.
ASH: Yeah but it doesn't matter anyway does it? Cause you've moved on.
SHARON: You just go running off half-cocked…
DENNIS: and who has to pick up the pieces eh? Me and Sharon, every time
VICKI: Why won’t you listen to me?
CHRISSIE: am I going to have to start banging heads together?
DENNIS: So, this late night of yours?
SHARON: Had a quiet drink after everyone'd gone home, that's all.
DENNIS: On your own, were you?
IAN: What d'you want?
CHRISSIE: Y'know Ian, that's what I like about you. You really know how to make a girl feel special.
IAN: What can I get you?
CHRISSIE: Can you do me a bacon sarnie?
*clicks into brain* Oh yeah I remember that. I had a Den one in Shannis's flat but I forget things... easily... lol so yeah I got loads just dnt remember them but Nana Moon saying Im not dead yet was funny!!Quote:
Chrissie: I love your father very much. And heaven help me I’ve learned to love you lot as well…But for once, in your selfish, miserable lives, could you not of waited until after dinner?! (She throws the bowl of sprouts to the ground
DANNY: If your jaw drops any lower we could use your mouth as a dust pain
JAKE: Oh go and play with your Daleks!
Angeldelight yours are brill you have loads and loads a personal favourite of mine is
Forever I mean it *sobs* we all know who said this
Woe angeldelight they are all fab!!! Chrissie and Den had some great one liners, dennis to!
Urm, can't think if any more
Den: Ladies if ya going to throw ya handbags at each other do it outside not in my pub
<He always said that to people>
Andy to Jake:Where's Dumber?
Den: There's something wrong with you Dennis.
Dennis: Yeah, I'm sitting across from you
These last 3 are my fav's:
Dennis to Zoe:'And that's what this nympho stepford wife act is all about is it?'
:rotfl:
Andy to Dennis - "So what you gonna tell Zoe? 'Thanks for the sex, ta ta'?"
Ethel - "Anyone seen my Willy?"
(Dennis to Den about cigarettes)
DENNIS: It's down to no parental control as a child
DENNIS to Vicki: What did she do to you that was so cruel hey? Did she have her boyfriends kick you up and down the stairs to knock some sense into you? Tie you to a radiator while she went on holiday to keep you out of trouble? No, she's on the blower every week asking how you are :crying:
Sobs Poor Dennis
Yes poor dennis
What was that stacey said to zoe that night when dennis return after he had left for a month without a word and they were fighting at the door
She said something like you bunny boiler freak but i cant remember the rest but it crack me up she was right though :lol:
Lol, may watch that one tonight and let you know... she kept calling Dennis a loser - I remember that much hehe!