Let Battle Commence!

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06-10-2006, 21:41
Russel Brand

Let Battle Commence!

Welcome me little lovelies, me big brother geeks and soapboards members! 'Tis me love muscle Russel Brand! Here for the next five weeks to debate with you all things Big Brother!

So it's all kicked off! 13 randomly mental people from the local asylum, locked in a house with cameras galore for our viewing pleasure for the next 5 weeks!

Who do love so much that youd want to strip them to their under garments and dry hump them!?

Who do you hate so much that youd quite merrily slap them over the face with a wet cod whilst singing "Singing In The Rain" ala Clockwork Orange style!

Who's a freak, whos normal, who do you like!? Who do you not like!?

Disucss here my friends...
06-10-2006, 21:56
.:SpIcYsPy:.

Freak - Beryl and Natalie!
Normal - No one :lol: Come on.. the wouldn't have got in there if they were normal!! Bunch of phyco's!

What a bunch.. oh they are great!!
06-10-2006, 22:00
Chloe O'brien

attention seeking maniacs all of them. Normal you must be joking. Liking beryl, rob and lucipher. Disliking Annaya and Adam is a bit quiet and shy as for the rest I think they are just trying to show off for the cameras by being all nicey nicey to each other
06-10-2006, 22:03
Abi

I've read the firt few pages, and then from about 9.30 onwards, so what i say might not make any sense at all, since i haven't even attempted reading the rest of it!

I think Lucifer is a fab charcter! Its a shame that who ever is playing them isn't posting as much as some of the other charcters, because the ones who are posting every minute seem a bit.... Well, theres no spark in them yet, so someone like Lucifer chatting all the time would really make it entertaining and would help the people behind the other personas develop theres too.

Bex seems like a good person... Beryl is a freak, but quite entertaining too.
06-10-2006, 22:20
.:SpIcYsPy:.

Wooooh.. *is lost*.. *but pretends she's not*..

The twist is great!! What a perfect match.. Beryl and Ananya in the same house!!
06-10-2006, 22:21
Russel Brand

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Originally Posted by .:SpIcYsPy:.

Freak - Beryl and Natalie!
Normal - No one :lol: Come on.. the wouldn't have got in there if they were normal!! Bunch of phyco's!

What a bunch.. oh they are great!!

What a bunch.. oh they are great!![/QUOTE]

phycos! oh yes thats the word, youve hit my spot there thats the word miss spice of my life!

we have a set of norman bates around the house, what next, a remake of that infamous scene in the showers... stabs with a night to freaky music!

oh sugar, we have a norman bates on this site dont we!? :ninja:
06-10-2006, 22:26
Russel Brand

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Originally Posted by chloe o'brien

attention seeking maniacs all of them. Normal you must be joking. Liking beryl, rob and lucipher. Disliking Annaya and Adam is a bit quiet and shy as for the rest I think they are just trying to show off for the cameras by being all nicey nicey to each other

attention seeking! how dare you! you be the second woman to post in this thread and you accuse them of attention seeking! you wicked wicked woman! :p

no debate my love debate, tis why we are here... so you like them... but how can you not like Adam just becuase he is shy! poor boy! he male feel threatend by the alpha males or those scary bitches in there!

have you some sympathy for the poor little student you wicked woman!

*spanks with his microphone stick*
06-10-2006, 22:30
Russel Brand

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abi

I've read the firt few pages, and then from about 9.30 onwards, so what i say might not make any sense at all, since i haven't even attempted reading the rest of it!

I think Lucifer is a fab charcter! Its a shame that who ever is playing them isn't posting as much as some of the other charcters, because the ones who are posting every minute seem a bit.... Well, theres no spark in them yet, so someone like Lucifer chatting all the time would really make it entertaining and would help the people behind the other personas develop theres too.

Bex seems like a good person... Beryl is a freak, but quite entertaining too.

Lucifer, you like him do you eh!? Did your RE teacher teach you nothing young girl! He be related to the devil! The devil! does that say anything to you!? Never like a man like that... its like making best friends with Adolf Hitler or marrying Myra Hindley, just wrong my friend, just plain wrong with a capital R!

leave Beryl alone eh!? think of her poor family, not only do they have to live with her being the uber bitch but also a spitting image of the legend that is Dolly Paton, they can do without your evil evil words! :p
06-10-2006, 22:33
Russel Brand

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Originally Posted by .:SpIcYsPy:.

Wooooh.. *is lost*.. *but pretends she's not*..

The twist is great!! What a perfect match.. Beryl and Ananya in the same house!!

your lost!? your in the big mouth studio miss spice, UK, Europe, The World, The Universe!

Liking the twist are you!? Tis a bit good isnt it, but lets make that a thread in itself! Brilliant idea...its better than the cure of the common cold and i'd even go as far to say better than Bannana Rama!
06-10-2006, 22:33
Chloe O'brien

hey russell is beryl your mum. keep spanking I like it :rotfl:
06-10-2006, 22:35
.:SpIcYsPy:.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Russel Brand

your lost!? your in the big mouth studio miss spice, UK, Europe, The World, The Universe!

Liking the twist are you!? Tis a bit good isnt it, but lets make that a thread in itself! Brilliant idea...its better than the cure of the common cold and i'd even go as far to say better than Bannana Rama!

The way you go on about norman bates i'm certinaly lost :p

What an idea!! Brilliant!! Superb :p So what you got for us Russel? Anything special?
06-10-2006, 22:40
Russel Brand

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Originally Posted by chloe o'brien

hey russell is beryl your mum. keep spanking I like it :rotfl:

how dare you suggest i be related to that MONSTER! its like me saying your the offspring of jabba the hutt! it may well be true but its not for here! :p

anymore of this thilthy talk and ill be spanking you with a one way ticket to the Big Brother mad house miss clo!
07-10-2006, 00:26
diamond1

I have to say that Big brother this year is very bitchy I hope it gets friendlier but with a bad guy of course:p but right now theres loads,

Russel your thoughts-too much bitchiness?
07-10-2006, 05:49
JustJodi

Oh my oh my I am really looking forward to this episode of SBBB,,, Beryl is a BITCH ON wheels,, she is the only one that has stood out so far, she is a real mouthy cow to BB sooooooo things should be verrrry interesting.
Kudos to Dawnie and crew for getting this off ground :cheer:
07-10-2006, 09:00
Russel Brand

Quote:

Originally Posted by diamond1

I have to say that Big brother this year is very bitchy I hope it gets friendlier but with a bad guy of course:p but right now theres loads,

Russel your thoughts-too much bitchiness?

the bitching has begun, its as tough Joan Collins and her dynasty uber bitches have held a bitch convetion and invited the bitches of the world to come and teach Beryl, Ananya and co some lessons! I can see the botax, fake nails and hair extensions flying before the day is out!
07-10-2006, 09:02
Russel Brand

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Originally Posted by JustJodi

Oh my oh my I am really looking forward to this episode of SBBB,,, Beryl is a BITCH ON wheels,, she is the only one that has stood out so far, she is a real mouthy cow to BB sooooooo things should be verrrry interesting.
Kudos to Dawnie and crew for getting this off ground :cheer:

well its hard not to noice Beryl with her big mouth, she fits in well here, and her dolly parton sized buzzoms, I think old Lea and her oilies may be given a run for their money

does anyone else feel that housemates didn't "get" Beryl? She seems to have stuck a cord with the public already as if she was a box of cute ickle wickle orphaned puppies on a new york high street!
07-10-2006, 09:10
Jojo

Quote:

Originally Posted by Russel Brand

well its hard not to noice Beryl with her big mouth, she fits in well here, and her dolly parton sized buzzoms, I think old Lea and her oilies may be given a run for their money

does anyone else feel that housemates didn't "get" Beryl? She seems to have stuck a cord with the public already as if she was a box of cute ickle wickle orphaned puppies on a new york high street!

Beryl is a total tart with a heart - misunderstood by the younger housemates. Shes not a true bitch, shes not being nasty, just spicing things up a bit :D
07-10-2006, 09:13
Em

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Originally Posted by Russel Brand

well its hard not to noice Beryl with her big mouth, she fits in well here, and her dolly parton sized buzzoms, I think old Lea and her oilies may be given a run for their money

does anyone else feel that housemates didn't "get" Beryl? She seems to have stuck a cord with the public already as if she was a box of cute ickle wickle orphaned puppies on a new york high street!

OMG! I think you were reading mine and Emz comments in the shoutbox Russell ... Ps I think your really sexy :wub:
07-10-2006, 09:17
Jojo

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Originally Posted by Ems

OMG! I think you were reading mine and Emz comments in the shoutbox Russell ... Ps I think your really sexy :wub:

:rotfl: He's spying on us!! :rotfl: What do you think of Beryl, Russell??? What are you views?? Mis-understood or big bitch??
07-10-2006, 11:02
.:SpIcYsPy:.

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Originally Posted by Ems

Ps I think your really sexy :wub:

Much sexier than the 'tv' Russel!!