Devon Seas Season 2

INT: JENKINS MANOR- Evening

Tanya storms into the house, and talks with Charlie in the hallway...

Tanya: One step out of line, just one, and i'm packing you off back to your fathers, is that clear?

Charlie: But, i..

Tanya: Is that clear, Charlie? Its been barely 6 months since Gary died. I can't tolerate any more stress, especially from you..

Charlie: Why "especiallly" from me?!

Tanya: Well after today, i think thats pretty bleedin' obvious!

Charlie storms up the stairs. She mutters under her breath, just loud enough for Tanya to hear..

Charlie: I hate you, Tanya..

hehe.. love the fight seen and Chris' comment.. :rotfl::rotfl:
How ingrateful is Charlie? tanya is putting her up in the house and she is taking the piss

INT. JEREMY KYLE SHOW STUDIOS - DAY

Val and Emma are leading the group as an assistant brings them onto the empity stage. Claire, Chris and Romeo follow behind them, all clearly as un-enthusiastic as one another.

Assistant: So yeah, this is the stage and...

Jeremy Kyle walks out onto the stage to meet them. Val acts as if she's just gone to heaven.

Val: Oh my good god! It's Jermey! Jeremy Kyle!

Val runs over to Jeremy.

Jeremy: Hi, Val I take it?

Val: Yeah, pleased to meet you, I'm your biggest fan!

It is clear that Jeremy is kind of freaked out by Val's obssesive nature.

Jeremy: Ah right, that's good to hear...

Val: I've got all your episodes taped, back to about 05! You are just so amazing!

Val gets her autograph book.

Val: Can I have you're autograph :D ... Emma! Get the camera out, I need a picture with the legendary Jeremy! My Idol! :D

Jeremy signs the autograph, but looks eager to escape this hellish situation.

Jeremy: If I could just meet the others...

Val: Oh come on, it'll only take a second :D

Val grabs Jeremy and hugs him, with a big grin on her face. Jeremy looks petrified. Emma takes a picture.

Val: You're show is amazing... Trisha, Springer, Ricki Lake... aint a patch on you...

Emma: That's not what you said when he replaced Trisha, what was it you called him now?

Val: (Embarassed, To Jermey) Don't listen to her, she's a bit of a problem child, was going to get her on this show recently, but my conscience got the better of me...

Emma: Ah that's right "a talentless egocentric nobody, who isn't fit to lick Trisha Goddard's boots" :p

Jeremy looks at Val funny, Val gives out a nervous laugh to hide her embarassment. Jeremy turns to face Claire, Chris and Romeo.

Jeremy: Right guys, the audience will be in in a bit, you all ready?

Claire: Ready as we're ever gonna be...

Claire takes a nervous gulp, Chris and Romeo look at each other, silent cursing themselves for getting into this situation...

INT. BAYMOORE LESUIRE CENTRE - WINEBAR - DAY

Michelle and Callumn have just opened up the winebar for the day. Michelle picks up the post and hands it to Callumn to open.

Michelle: Hannah was on the phone last night, telling me her ruddy nightmare about Steve's hendo, she's sure that they're going to tie him to a lamppost, it's a shame we can't go up for it really...

Michelle continues to talk woman drizze as Callumn opens the post, paying no attention to what she is saying. He opens a padded envelope, that is adressed to him. He puts his hand in site and pulls out a skimpy sexy thong. He looks at it in disbelief, before quickly putting them back in the envelope before Michelle notices.

Michelle: Look I'm going to have to sort out the problem with the suppliers, can't have them leaving crates on the doorstep for the world and his wife to go away with, you gonna be okay on your own babe?

Callumn: (Flustered) Erm, yeah sure...

Michelle gives him a kiss before leaving. Once gone, Callumn pulls out the thong, staring at them for a moment. A grin appears on his face as he shakes his head in disbelif.

Callumn: (To Self) Dirty Bitch...

The buisness phone rings. Callumn puts the thong away and picks up the phone.

Callumn: Hello, Baymoore Winebar?

Lauren: Like my suprise? :p

Callumn: Very nice :cool:

Lauren: You should try what's under them...

Callumn raises an eyebrow at this suggestion.

Lauren: No ones home, just me...and a bubbling jacuzi...

Callumn: Give me ten minutes and I'll be there :D

Callumn puts down the phone, a big grin on his face.

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Val grabs Jeremy and hugs him, with a big grin on her face. Jeremy looks petrified. Emma takes a picture.

Val: You're show is amazing... Trisha, Springer, Ricki Lake... aint a patch on you...

Emma: That's not what you said when he replaced Trisha, what was it you called him now?

Val: (Embarassed, To Jermey) Don't listen to her, she's a bit of a problem child, was going to get her on this show recently, but my conscience got the better of me...

Emma: Ah that's right "a talentless egocentric nobody, who isn't fit to lick Trisha Goddard's boots" :p

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I love this.. a real Val moment :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

INT: JEREMY KYLE STUDIOS- Day

Emma, Val, Claire, Romeo and Chris are sitting on the stage. The Floor Manager counts down from 10 to 1, and the audience applause as filming rolls...

Jeremy: Welcome back to the show. Next we have Claire. After a long term relationship with Romeo, Claire fell pregnant. But is it his, or Chris, the otherside in this story? Claire, can you sum up for me your point of view?

Claire: I just... I dont know what i was thinking... Me and Romeo were happy, but things were dificult sometimes...

Jeremy: So you thought that sleeping with Chris would heal your relationship?

Claire: No, course not!

Chris: It wasn't like we planned this...

Jeremy: Well why not? Didn't you think about what you were doing?!

Claire: Yeah, but... We just..

Jeremy: But you didn't care about how it would affect your family?

Claire's eyes well up with tears. Val jumps to the defence..

Val: Jeremy! Take it easy on her!

Jeremy: So you think that sleeping with another man becaseur relationship is failing, is the right thing to do?

Val: Of course not, but..

Romeo: It wasn't bloody failing!

Claire: It was hardly happy, was it..

Romeo: Stop acting like i was bloody abusive to you or something! I did nothing to harm you- i did nothing to make you cheat on me!

Chris: Well, she obviously felt the need...

Romeo: Like she felt the need for a manicure everyweek?! What does that make you, eh?

Claire sits in silence. Jeremy picks up on this..

Jeremy: Who do you want to be the father of your child, Claire?

Emma: You can't ask her that!

Jeremy: Why not? She had unprotected sex with both of them, she obviously wanted the gamble, so what way do you want the coin to land then...

Val: Oi! You might be a sex-god, but you can't get away with that!

Romeo: Its obvious its mine anyway..

Chris: Oh it is, is it?!

They all argue on the stage. Jeremy interupts

Jeremy: Seems to me that the Paternity Test is the only way to solve this. We'll get you back on a later show with the results, and see if we can get this all sorted. Thats the end of todays show, next up is This Morning, Bye.

EXT: BELLEMY HOUSE- Day

Callumn's car pulls up on the driveway at Bellamy house, he confidently walks up to the front door, and rings the bell. Lauren answers the door in a skimpy nightgown, and runs the belt of it through her fingers...

Lauren: Well, well, well..

Callumn checks her out, looking her up and down...

Callumn: I could say the same :cool:

Lauren adjusts the top, showing more and more flesh..

Callumn: You do realise i'm a married man? :p

Lauren: Thats what makes it so much more fun :D

Lauren grabs him by the tie, and drags him into the house more. She kisses him passionatly, closing the door behind him...

INT. ASHWORTH CASINO - DAY

Tom is working at Jared Ashworth's casino. He is working on one of the tables, where people are placing their bets.

Emma walks into the casino, dressed casually, looking like a fish out of water. She looks around for Tom, he catches her eye and she walks over to him.

Tom: Emma? What are you doing here?

Emma: Just thought I'd pop in and see you...

Tom: Oh right, you'd best make it quick, shouldn't really be chatting whilst on the job...

Emma looks around the casino, a look of approval on her face.

Emma: This place is mint ennit? Proper classy like...

Tom: Well what did you expect?

Emma: I dunno, cheesy Las Vegas slot machines and stuff...

Tom: Hell no! This place is really high class, only the rich and famous come here...

Emma: Oooo get you!

Tom: People can loose their fortunes here Emma, it's a scary place...

Emma: (Worried) Yeah, well make sure you don't get involved in all that...

Tom: Don't be so silly, of course I wont...

Behind his back, Tom is holding a handful of expensive Poker chips. A reserved look on his face.

INT. BACHELOR BOYS' HOUSE - NIGHT

Romeo returns to the house, looking knackerd and worn out from the days events. Roxy is sat down infront of the TV.

Romeo: Hiya babe, good day?

Roxy: Oh marvellous, my boyfriend's only gone on national TV and made a total prat of himself..and me!

Romeo: Look, Rox...

Roxy: No Romeo! I knew you were stupid, but I never actually thought you'd go through with this!

Romeo: I had no say in the matter, Val and Claire wouldn't let this lye until we got answers, and seen as they were'nt willing to do it maturely...

Roxy: Oh for god sake! Have you heard yourself!? "I had no say in the matter"! Of course you bloody had a say in it, are you a man or a sheep!?

Romeo: Excuse me!?

Roxy: You...following Claire around, doing what she says... since she's been back our relationship hasn't been the same...

Romeo: What are you saying?

Roxy: We're only just starting out Romeo, and already we're facing your past, and your potential child...

Romeo: Well where do we stand then?

Roxy: I don't know Romeo, I really don't know...

Roxy gets up and heads out of the room, clearly upset. Romeo is left alone, worrying for the safety of their relationship.

INT: TORBAY HOSPITAL- Secure Unit

Andonis walks into a room in the hospital. Kash is sitting on the floor, swaying backwards and forwards..

Andonis: Dad? Dad, its me..

Kash looks up, and smiles. He stands up..

Andonis: How are you feeling..?

Kash: I'm fine.. Fine i tell ya!

Andonis: Is everyone... nice?

Kash: Course they're being nice, they think i'm a bloody phycho!

Andonis: Cant you remember what happened? You tried to kill Mum and Mohammed!

Kash: They deserved it...

Andonis: Excuse me!?

Kash: Didn't you hear me?! Has Sanjita got that far into your head?!

Andonis: I can't even bare to look at you..

Kash: I... I'm sorry, Andonis.. Its this place... It gets inside you and sends you..

Andonis: Mad? Thats exactly what you are...

Kash: You need to forgive me, Son..

Andonis: Why should i?!

Kash: Because your the man of the family now. You've got to look after the shop, and do me proud with it.

Andonis looks at him uneasy. He nods, and leaves, uncertain.