haha fair enough :lol:
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haha fair enough :lol:
Naomi: Service wash please Pauline.
:cool:
Phil: Grant, it's called a conversation. It works like this, someone says something to you and you wait your turn and say something back.
Peggy- your a married man. married men don't have fun
Grant- you're telling me
:rotfl: :rotfl:
A couple of good ones from last night...
Billy: I am cancelling my stag night!
Honey: Aww but it's a tradition
Billy: Naked?
Honey: Well it is summer...
:lol: :D
Carla: Hello darling *hugs and kisses her*
Courtney: *pulls away and wipes her cheek*
:rotfl: Love that kid!
Jane was talking about that course Ian went to and said '10 ways on how to make a teabag last' :lol:
There was a good quote in the pub with Kevin and Martin but I can't really remember what it was :hmm:
Stacey (talking about sharon) smutty cow 'look at me with my fabulous cup and my lovely gorgeous hair oh I could just eat myself all up'
:lol:
Grant: Why did you sleep with my brother?
Sharon: ............
Grant: I'll tell you what, I'll give you a list of possibilities and you can just weedle one out.
Grant: It was dark, you couldn't see who it was, It seemed like a good idea at the time, you couldn't resist his aftershave, you're a s**t!
Can't remember it exactly but-
Alfie- I can't see Dennis hanging off your arm darling!
Zoe- Well i can't see Kat hanging off your arm darling!
Courtney is hilarious :rotfl: She is even funnier around Carla.Quote:
Originally Posted by feelingyellow
*Carla trying to put a feather in her hair*
Courtney : Oww! That hurts!
Carla: Okay, I'll tell them my husband wants me to be a peasant!