are you going to do anymore ee ones? cos i dont watch lost and i need something to make me laugh after all these exams and revision :(
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are you going to do anymore ee ones? cos i dont watch lost and i need something to make me laugh after all these exams and revision :(
its called eastenders comedy, so stopping eastenders ones it a bit odd lol :D
Yeah, but there isn't a way to change the thread titles lol
oh i thought you could.. ahh well... please keep on doing ee ones! Pwease!
cant you change the thread title if you edit the first post?Quote:
Originally Posted by Kim131
That only changes the title at the top of the first post, not the whole thread. The title of the first post has been changed once already to encorporate lost into the thread, but it didn't change the thread title.
oh right ok i didnt know thatQuote:
Originally Posted by Kim131
What's that? Yeah, we do have more points than you.Quote:
Originally Posted by crazy_purple
So.
The announcer seems very happy. Apparently, Yolande's name is pronounced 'Yolander'. And she needs to wake up and smell the coffee. What coffee? That doesn't even make sense. She's already found out about PatPat, so... uh? Who writes these things?
Turn that alarm off nowwwww. Hmm, Patrick has a string vest.
There is one of the traditional EastEnders market Walk Of Doom!s. Cue the extras mumbling "rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb... CUSTARD!" Big Mo and Ka- I mean, Stacey, snickering at Pat. Some random new character moans at them (this always happens.) Ka- no, Stacey responds "none of you are straight!" Hmm... a hint at a future plot maybe?
Pat's house. Who the hell are all these people?!
Patrick desperately tries to make it up to Yolander (Yes, I know it isn't really spelt like that.) No smoked salmon?! Dump him! Dump him! Dump him! Yolander rocks. Patrick's string vest is distracting.
Martin buys Rebecca some sweets. Is it me, or is that child constantly looking sweet and happy? Does the director put something in her Ribena? Sonia doesn't like the sweets. They don't give Rebecca "that sort of muck"! No! Not those filthy Midget Gems!
Carly can't act. Some other guy (her father OR IS HE?!) looks at her phone and announces that "he's followed her". Do I care? Does anyone care?
Ooh, an 'impressive' new camera style. It's like Hollyoaks.
Go Yolande. Peggy doesn't help. At all. They start talking about Frank, which is odd, since I don't think Yolander ever met him. Peggy didn't want Frank anymore, "not once that trust had gone". Not once that underwear had gone either.
I miss Kat and Alfie.
Pat's earrings = spheres of dooooooom.
The Minute Mart. Jim thinks Patrick "mustn't go against her wishes" - who is she, the Pope?
Pat goes to talk to Yolander. I like the colour of Yolander's front door. Pat says that she'll shout and the whole Square will hear if she has to. She will! She will! Tumbleweed blows across the screen. Pat is finally allowed in. Their conversation goes like this:
PAT: Slap me if it'll make you feel-
YOLANDER: *slap!*
Yay.
Pat could at least take her hands out of her coat pockets while they are having this big emotional discussion. Are they welded in there? I end up thinking of that sketch in T*ttyT*ttybangbang where the girls pretend to be Jamaican.
Some restaurant. This Nice guy is supposedly here. But... earlier they said he'd followed whatsherface... eh? Kev breaks a plate, and the restaurant guy's all "What is it with you? Always with the plates?!" Hee.
Yolander sends Pat away - "Get out!" She didn't add "Harlot!" though.
The Nico guy is a good actor. Kev! Bev! Kev! Bev! Kev! Bev!
Pat's house. Carly is showing off her cleaning. Oh wow, you can swirl around with a duster.
SNOW! Apparently, Wednesday is very important to Kev!Bev!. Why do I get the feeling these people won't be leaving any time soon? God 'elp us.
Pat's wave. Hee.
Nooo! Don't pack, Yolander! You rock!
Ooh, "consensus" from Patrick. Big word.
Stacey has a moment of niceness with Yolander. I like Stacey; she's mini-Kat. And maybe that ginger dude is shaping up to be a mini-Alfie! omg!
I really don't like Carly. I shall call her Ponytail. Kev!Bev! gets angry but doesn't drop the plate. A breakthrough!
Why did Patrick have to poke that woman as he ran into the station? She looked terrified. "Don't leave me!' "Why?" - Thinking... that ad for those biscuits... Show her the biscuits, Patrick! Show her the biscuits! "Forgive me, man..." Yes, forgive him, man!
They all talk about Kathy, and how she will love Jane etc.
Yolander comes back! "I sat on the platform.. a train came... but I couldn't get on it..."
Patrick: Cut to the chase, woman!
Ian is unusually cheerful. Ohhh dear. Jane leads up to it gently but then goes "KATHY'S DEAD!" right in his face. D'oh.
:rotfl: I love this! Random thoughts rule! :thumbsup: Please do more soon, I'm your biggest fan! :D
Missed the announcer. Poo.
Kev!Bev! encourages Ponytail to get back together with Nico. She somehow works out that he's invited him round later. Whoo... psychic? She does the usual and storms out. This is getting to be a regular thing.
Awww, poor Ian...
Lil-Mo is suffering. Heh.
I thought Kev!Bev! hated Nico last episode? ...I wish I found them remotely interesting. He tells Ponytail that "the boy's grief-stricken, stricken by grief!" Er... Did she really need the dictionary definition? Whaaat?
Lil-Mo's abandoned her son in a launderette. Nice.
Sonia has an emo fringe! Boo! Hiss! Dot "won't have Pauline saying Martin is under-nourished". Dot, no-one will say that.
Pat's earrings = more restrained today.
Ponytail keeps saying "Nicko". Isn't it said Ny-co? Learn your husband's name, woman. She uses her psychic powers on Pat to find out that her beloved's whole family are coming round. Guess what she does next. Go on, guess.
Ian reminds me of Gollum. Pat says "I don't believe it!", Victor Meldrew style, when she finds out Kathy is dead. Riiiight. Does she want proof? Jane hugs her, and can barely fit her arms around her.
Kev!Bev! is incredibly creepy to watch when you don't have the sound on. Try it sometime.
News of Kathy gets round the Square in the usual manner - comic misunderstandings and the like. Peggy tries to get in the cafe. Jane rocks. Martin kind of agrees with Jane, and then goes "Lemme 'ave a go!" and tries to bash the door down. Awww Ian.
Ponytail's grin when she sees Nico is also creepy. She probably inherited it from her dad OR DID SHE?! (I like saying that.) Is it me or is Anna a man?
It's suddenly night time. Ian opens the door to Martin. Why? He's a buffoon.
'Mum' has a point. Everything has to be on Ponytail's terms. But she's still a man. Are they running out of extras or something?
Sonia's cheesed off. Martin and Ian are all purpley. Ooo. Ian's mean - "You'd know all about that wouldn't you?" Martin - grumpy face.
Kev!Bev! stands in the middle of the room and starts off with "I wanna thank you all for being here". Strip! Strip! Strip! Nico's quite good-looking, despite apparently having two fathers. People only get to talk when they're holding Cupid. Ooh, it's gone all Lord of the Flies. Anna makes good points.
Ben is Ian's bro? How much did I miss? What's with the purpleyness, anyway? Am I hallucinating again? Awwww poor poor Ian, I just wanna hug the old git...
So, back with the Addam's familyand co., Kev!Bev! won't accept anyone else's opinion but his own. Bah. They get arguing and Nico's dad gets angry - oh what joy, the BBC is bringing out the Stereotypes box again. Anyway, Nico's dad speaks in Greek and Nico translates it as "the strong bull wastes his seed on the sick cow". Ewwww. Are you sure it wasn't something like "Well, this has been a nice argument, may we stay for tea? We brought crumpets!"
Sonia is all high and mighty at Martin until he says that Kathy is DEAD, and wanders away quietly. Sonia got denied. Hee.
Ian leaves in a taxi, after telling Jane to "look after them for me". Presumably he means the kids, but then they both look at a point about 10 feet up in the air. Bloody hell, they must have grown.
Kev!Bev! tells everyone that "I'll get the next plane out of here". Thank the Lawd. Ponytail can't believe what her dad did. Whaaat? A minute ago she hated Nico. Make your bloody mind up. I almost feel sorry for Kev!Bev! Almost. Ponytail storms out. Wasn't expecting that. Duf-dufs on Kev!Bev!'s gurn.
:rotfl: Love'd that hunni! :cheer: Please do more! :cheer:
Missed first 15 mins.
In the Minute Mart. Apparently we are in an ad for some random jar of sauce. Are these the new EE sponsors? Brad not-Pitt, Hole buys a top-shelf mag, the dirty boy. Jim, you are many things, but a caveman isn't one of them. As soon as Sonia gets outside she starts harmonizing about the jar of sauce again. What the hell is this?
Yay! A postcard from Kat and Alfie! They are apparently in Texas! The camera zooms in on the card, the producers' way of saying "LOOK! This show was interesting once!"
Ponytail... doesn't have a ponytail today. Aww. She'll have to have a new nickname. ...Nah. It's still, like, a metaphorical hairdo.
Sonia is staring at a kitchen knife like something out of Psycho. Eee! Eee! Eee! Eee! Naomi joins in. There is a chicken.
That restaurant again. Kev!Bev!'s eyes widen scarily. Ponytail whinges. Shut up, girl. Why does Nico seem to be turning into another Leo?
Brad Hole can't play poker OR CAN HE?! Mints foresees that the game will be like taking candy from a baby. I can see where this is going. Yawn.
Brasses? Naomi = angsty look @ Sonia. Oh God, not this again. In the Vic, Martin says "Let's play some cards!" in the same tone as "Unleash hell!" in Gladiator.
Hee at Patrick.
Sonia = angsty.
Nico turns up in the living room - wait, how did he get in there without them noticing? Ponytail and Nico make up.
Mints - "Why do you always show me up?!" to Garry... hee. Anyway, Brad Hole wins the game. I never saw that coming.
What's with Ponytail's fishnets?
Sonia = angsty.
She says "If you value this marriage, you'll stay!"
Martin = slightly angsty.
Martin leaves.
Sonia = v. v. angsty.
Yes, random thoughts rule, but my computer totally does not. It takes ages to read them because of my screen. And guess what my Dad does today....... buys a fridgefreezer. Man, I want a computer screen NOW! I shall stop going on about my screen now. These are looking great, looking forward to being able to read them properley when-. Ooops I have failed miserabley.Quote:
Originally Posted by feelingyellow
:rotfl: Fab as always! :cheer: I was wondering the same with Ponytail's fishnets lol ... there was a like a close-up on them! :pQuote:
Originally Posted by crazy_purple
Aww, you'll really enjoy them when you do and hope your screen gets fixed or something! :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Kim131
There's a scruffy old guy at the tube station. Being the nice guy that he is, Brad Hole gives him some money because he thinks he's a beggar. Awww. But it turns out that the scruffy old guy is a Northerner. Well, that obviously explains everything. He calls Brad Hole a ponce, which is meeeean.
Sonia seems to have got over her angst and wants to snog Martin's face off. Martin objects to this.
Ponytail and Nico want to buy a flat. Is he insane? She can't even say his name right.
The scruffy old guy has a terrible taste in jumpers. He talks to Garry and basically tells him how much he hates all Londoners. Well, an obvious solution would be to... not go to London? Why doesn't Garry just punch him? Scruffy old guy flirts with Yolande and she actually seems interested - what the...?
Stacey and Brad Hole nearly get together but then they don't. I swear they're like the mini Kat and Alfie.
Scruffy old guy mentions barn dances. What with that and his cloth cap, horrible jumpers etc., we're suddenly in Emmerdale. Will someone please take note that not all people from the North are like this. I don't think I've ever been in a barn in my life and nobody I knows does that thing where they say "t'shop" instead of 'the'. Glad that's sorted.
Ponytail and Nico have a huge argument and he wants a divorce. Yay! Anyway, Kev!Bev! decides he can't go after all, and tells Deano "Phone Charlie Slater, tell him to unset his alarm clock. Parklife!" :D He does this weird thing where he rolls his eyes around like something from the Exorcist.
:rotfl: Fabolous! Can't wait to see some more! :D
A very dog-themed episode, for some reason.
Honey seems less annoying than I thought before, when compared to Ponytail. Billy is worried about the visit from Honey's dad. She kisses him and Billy makes a weird dog face, and I swear he looked like he said "ruff!"
Honey's dad arrives and he is teh funny. Peggy's seemingly disembodied head floats by his car window with her "angry hair". I like this guy. "We're not in Kansas anymore..." He also has a dog, but it isn't called Toto. Shame.
Billy will do "a chilli"? Blimey, that'll be hot. Does he mean a chilli con carne?
Mr Ben is sweet. Pauline calls Betty "mummy's baby girl" and entreats her to roll over so she can tickle her tummy. I think she has some issues. Bert appears and gets sprayed in the face for his trouble, with what I thought looked like bleach in the eyes. Ooh, Pauline! Vicious! Bert looks strangely like a big, scrawny, grey chicken.
Stacey tells Lil Mo to "shut up". Lil Mo looks very shocked and for whatever reason the camera zooms in on her face, like it was a duf-duf moment. Well... okay.
Peggy still hasn't gotten over Honey's dad's comments. What? They were quite funny.
Ponytail sobs "he's ruined everything!" No darling, that was you. Kev!Bev! tries to reassure her. For God's sake man, just slap her. Parklife!
Honey's dad pretends to be a plumber. He is another of the horrible jumpers brigade. I think he and Bert would get on. I liked Billy's comment about "nosedive off a flyover" :D God, I miss Andy now. Billy asks Mr Honey if his daughter's bloke (this gets confusing) is a "bit of a numpty". And then his apron. Yes, Bill.
Seeing as Pauline has just got back from her honeymoon, Martin thinks it would be mean to break the news just now, so he - no, wait. He just goes "Kathy's dead!" D'oh, again.
Stacey insists "We're just mates!" The infamous line! omg mini-Kalfie! I'm sorry. You know I'm ever so slightly obsessed.
"Demented gerbil". Perfect description of Peggy :p Actually, my sister had a demented gerbil once. We used to let it out for exercise in the bath (empty, obviously). It had a passion for biting your fingers and not letting go even when you tried to flick it across the room. Anyway... I have a new nickname for Peggy. Whooo. She asks "Am I short?" Bad question, D.G. Everybody pretends not to have heard.
Bert turns all nasty on Mr Ben and totally starts giving him evils and stuff. :D Bloody Northerners. Oh God, so nice Mr Ben seems to have a dark secret. Doe she have to?
Honey's keeping the baby a secret from Mr Honey, so obviously Billy will mention it to his 'plumber'. Ho hum. Billy is going on about Terence. What's with the dog theme tonight? Or is that just my imagination?
I like Lil Mo's purple coat.
Ponytail gets drunk and chucks a brick through Nico's front door, just at the moment that a police car drives up. I'm intrigued; did he call it? He probably got annoyed with his crazy snivelling wife standing out side screaming his name repeatedly and SAYING IT WRONG. That's even worse.
Mr Honey wields a plumbing thingy (possibly called a wrench, but what do I know?) menacingly at Billy.
Bert has bought Pauline one of those singing cod ornaments. I've always wanted one of those! She isn't very impressed. I'll have it!
I don't know what happened after this because I had to dash, but I'm betting Mr Honey had a hissy fit because of the baby and probably Honey went in and went "dad!" or something and then Billy = oops. That's without looking at the BBC site too - am I right am I right am I right? Please not that if I am then I'll jump up and start doing my "I was right!" dance. (Pretend like you're holding a stick horizontally in front of you with your fists together and make them go round in circles, while singing "I was right, I was right, uh huh, uh huh" Try it sometime. :rotfl: )
In other news, it's pancake day tomorrow omg yay! I'm also going lifesaving in PE so I may drown before I get to the pancakes. If that happens, I'm getting it put on my gravestone "RIP Kate T- She Did It For The Pancakes." :D
:rotfl: That was fab! You were wrong about the Mr Honey thing though :p Please do more! :D
aw brilliant hunnie that made me laugh espicially the demented gerbil one haha
The last couple of weeks, condensed: (promise I'll do some properly next week!)
There is a party and Sonia and Naomi get drunk. They are having fun, so Sonia decides to kiss her. Naomi is all "Whaaaaat?" Me too.
Ickle baby Freddie gets whacked with a stick by Demon Child Bobby. Social Services think Lil Mo might have hit the Fredster herself (well, it gets boring when you're doing the ironing) so they send a woman round. Lil Mo goes crazee.
Mr Ben still has a secret, Pauline is still angry at him for God knows what, Bert still looks like a chicken.
Dot is all gossipy and Lil Mo gets upset because suddenly everyone thinks she is evil because Freddie cries a lot. Have they never met any babies before? Anyway, Mo breaks down and cries and feels all aloooone, woe. I actually feel sorry for her (but not her hair).
Keith proposed and Rosie = squee!
I can't remember what else happened. Oh yeah, it all came out about Honey's baby and Mr. Honey was sad. Honey wants him to leave. No, don't leave! He is teh funneh. Well, he was, until he had been in the Square for more than ten minutes.That place must be really depressing.
And Sonia leaves her husband to go off with her best mate. As you do. Martin walks in on Naomi in her dressing gown and Sonia in bed naked and the gears turn in his head and he is all "Oh."
Lmao! Fabolous! :cheer: Especially like DEMON CHILD lol :D
Yay, more next week!
demon child :p its brill. more soon
:rotfl: It sounded more like Knee Co. Does Ponytail mean Knee and Co? Never heard of that before, must keep an eye out. Someone go and threaten the editor of the daily mail please. You really should take over from Jaci Steven, your writing is a whole lot more entertaining than hers'.Quote:
Originally Posted by crazy_purple
ooh that reminds me, I haven't read her column for this week yet... must go nick the paper off my dad. :p i watched Friday's ep and I'll do it in a min:angel:Quote:
Originally Posted by Kim131
Potato Head's back! Ben is amazing in his awwwwww factor. Are they really related?
Yolande declares to Pauline that she's going to have an affair to get her own back on Patrick. Yes. That should solve everything nicely. (You know, I could have sworn that affairs were supposed to be secret things, not the kind that you announce in a launderette in the same tone of voice as "I'm going to a party!")
Lil Mo's hair makes her look about fifty.
Anyway, Yolande doesn't have an affair in the end. Sigh. Well, she tells Patrick about that, and then gets kind of p*ssed at him because he doesn't want to leave her. And then she tells him that if he ever does anything like it again, she really is leaving. I think I speak for us all when I say: eh?
Sonia and Naomi saunter around the square. It's funny how, now they're together, the characters don't have anything to do except wander around getting the deadeye given to them because they're Jacksons. :D (Harry Hill rules.)
Phil threatens Ian with a birthday cake. Ian trembles. Look, mate, you could just have blown the candles out from there, you realise that don't you? Ben walks in and is all "MY CAKE!" Or possibly it was "my brother!" I don't know. I'd have gone for the cake.
Peggy and Jack are gonna get it on (in the event of an emergency, oxygen masks will drop from above your head) but someone walks in. This always happens.
Stacey and Brad are also gonna get it on but turns out Brad is all shy and cute. Shut up.
Phil and Ben are eventually making friends quite well (and I learnt how to start a car, so hide the keys) until Ian comes in and screams "MOIDERER!" at him. No, not really. Ben is all "Run away! Run away!" like in Monty Python and drops his model car on the floor where it BREAKS SYMBOLICALLY, showing the SHATTERED BOND between father and son. Seriously EE, you could make it a bit more difficult.
:rotfl: Lmao! Fabolous! I was thinking about the candles lol :p More soon please! :cheer:
An opening sequence which is just pure WTF. Argh. There is a countdown going and Phil rushing around panicking, which gives the impression that he is going to explode or something when it gets to zero.
Now he has blood on his hands like Lady Macbeth... OMFG Phil killed Dennis?! OR DID HE?! This is like a music video. Extremely crap graphics of fireworks exploding. Johnny appears and is all "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" Then the screen starts going sideways so we realise it's all a dream. Thank God for that. (For a moment I thought they were going to say that the whole New Years Eve thing had been a dream, and Dennis was alive and hawt, but sadly no.)
Grant is ace. Tracy spoke! Everybody faints. Phil lurks in the Arches and then brings out another Tape of Doom and Exposition (yay!) Is it wrong that I find Grant attractive?
Then Billy moans for a bit so Phil gives him a random job to shut him up, and Phil 'n' Grant get in their Range Rover to drive off somewhere. This whole episode has a golf theme, you may notice. At this point I started to despair because I had no clue what was going on. It's not good to be so confuzzled.
They are on the motorway. There is background music. I wish Grant would keep his eyes on the road. "Mullering"! Now yoghurt has a whole new meaning. Ah, golf. Ah, matching jumpers.
Garry and Minty call Billy a "pull ranker" repeatedly, to get the max innuendo possible out of 8pm on Monday night. Tsk, tsk.
"Right Said Fred have reformed" by some random - hehe. Grant moans at Phil for holding a vodka bottle. Phil protests that he was in fact practising for a play, and the bottle was being Macbeth. See? See? That's also why he had blood on his hands in his dream. There's an explanation for everything... And he won't tell Grant because his passion for the theatre isn't manly and it is his secret shame. Yes. ....I'll get on with it, shall I?
Oooo, he said "smartar$e".... What's with the blokes taking the mess? It was funny when it was just one random thing earlier. Lads - learn how to be funny properly. I like the "Ow!" offscreen.
I've discovered something amazing. The Mitchells are actually quite entertaining. And their car number is S203 KGM, if anyone is interested. You could get it off eBay. XD
Is it just me, or does Grant seem increasingly gay? "This. You. Me. Our kids." Phil is all "but I'm not ready for commitment!"
They aren't going golfing, are they? Phil's off on that hunch. Or maybe he isn't, they're at a golfing place. Or maybe not! Man, I love it when I'm right. JOHNNY!
I haven't worked out yet whether it was supposed to be actual Dennis's blood, or metaphorical for Phil's guilt at letting Johnny get away with it. I'm currently going for the second... EE's more interesting than I thought (especially because I can laugh at it at the same time.)
Lmao! Fabolous, last night's episode was so dull but you've mad it a hell lot better! :cheer:
I find Grant attractive too! So no it is not wrong! :lol: :p He better not be gay lol :p
More soon more soon! :cheer:
Well Done. That made me laugh :D. More soon please.
this stuff actually makes me laugh, like, physically, and not much manages to make me do that! You go girl!!!
:angel: merci
Tuesday
Phil and Grant arrive at Johnny's house. He isn't best pleased to see two walking, talking potatoes turn up and knock on his front door. Well, would you be? Mr and Mrs Potato Head get separated, or something, and it ends up that Phil is cornered by Johnny and also Danny. Johnny has a pink jumper. I'm sure he's gay.
But in the nick of time, Grant reappears, I start drooling, and they leg it. Yay. Johnny also runs away, to wallow in his Bottles O' Booze. But Ruby has found them and is maaaad. I wish she'd shut up. She doesn't care that two potatoes are roaming the house, and instead starts smashing his precious vodka. Johnny is all "Bothered?" right up until the last bottle, which he cradles like a dying cat. Ruby = "Pfeh."
Now Phil is in Johnny's office (?) I did watch these episodes, I'm just checking it on the BBC website because I can't even remember what day it is. Johnny asks Phil what he wants - is he here to kill him, torture him, spay him or what? No. Phil wants a signed confession of Johnny's guilt, which conveniently will remove any blame from Phil. The nincompoop.
Elsewhere, Grant is confused by the organic goat's milk he finds in the fridge. Organic? Goat? He and Ruby have a nice chat, while Phil is strangling Johnny in the next room, all "Why - won't - you - die!" Ah, the fun.
lol that was so funny, brilliant! :D
Thursday
Apparently, Ruby told Grant all about her secret shame with Juley being paid to sleep with her by Phil. Because that's what you do when a complete stranger breaks into your house and holds you hostage. Yes. Grant can't believe his brother would do such a thing - oh, come on - and starts strangling Johnny. That guy is really having a bad day, isn't he?
Phil is so desperate to kill Johnny that he threatens to shoot his brother. You can't make this stuff up.
Anyway, there's then a huge, rather silly car chase - "Catch that pigeon!" - you know... Dastardly and Muttley... man, I feel all old. Johnny phones the potatoes while he's driving, naughty naughty. He babbles on about something and ends with "...Peggy's fingers are next! Mwahahahahaaa!" Meanwhile, Danny drugs Ruby up and plays with his gun. ...Ahem.
They end up in some factory yard. Johnny taunts Phil to come and fight him. He seems to have gone all crazee and Phil and Grant are sat there like "WTF?" But it's all a trick - I tell thee again, never trust a man in a pink shirt - and Johnny escapes with his crazee intact.
Jake, in the Vic, somehow realises that Danny is in danger and knows exactly where he is. Man, I wish I could do that. He goes to Johnny's house where he finds his little creepy brother in bed with Ruby. Boo! Hiss!
There is a lovely picture of Grant on the BBC website. (I'm ashamed. But I'm also dribbling.) Phil tries to run him over and gets crushed by two skips... and survives. I'm confused. Is he secretly Superman?
Jake can't get Danny to go home with him. Instead Danny and Johnny go kidnap the potato heads. I wish they'd all make their minds up who's kidnapping who, who's strangling who, etc....
:rotfl: can't wait to see your version of friday's. Fab stuff :cheer:
Ohhh just caught up this stuff is fab :lol: well done x
Lmfao fabolous! I found the pink shirt a bit disturbing too! :p More more more! :cheer:
Friday
I've left it so long (well, 3 days) that I can't remember what happened. I think it's the revision's fault. Remembering stuff about left ventricles etc has pushed all EastEnders out of my brain. Damn. Anyway...
It turns out that Ruby gets Johnny to confess to everything he's ever done in 40 years (how old is he?), including crimes against fashion, simply by the POWER OF HER MIND. That is one scary kid.
Danny is going to shoot Grant and make Phil watch (nooooo! Kill Phil instead! Pleeease!) so Phil ....screws up his eyes and rolls his head around like it's on a stick. Yes. Grant does this ace final-moment deathface which is all full of woe. And I cry. There's a shot, and Phil stops looking like a constipated orangutan - only to find Grant still alive. Yay! You hear the cogs turn in both their brains - "Someone shot somebody... but we're both alive... huh?" and they turn around, slowly, to find Danny dearly departed. And Jake is stood there like "oops". And... scene.
Jake convinces Ruby to get in the car with him, and tells her Danny won't be around any more. Awww. He made a brilliantly camp villain. There is a - quite moving, actually - shot of some daffodils. And then the camera moves to show a spade stuck out of the ground. Very subtle, I'm sure.
The episode ends with Phil waving his stubby fingers at Ben, who waves back. Awww.
:lol: Fab very funny, loved it more soon x