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Originally Posted by bondboffin
Your so mean!!!!! x
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Originally Posted by bondboffin
Your so mean!!!!! x
Cool Im Loving Devon Seas I Can See I Have My Work Cut Out With Exeter What Am I Going To Do??? Lol
I would just like to point out i am posting this on behalf of BondBoffin, and i would also like to say that i did NOT write it! Just being a mate!
INT. HARVEY’S MOTORS – DAY
Rod Stewart’s hit “If Ya Think Im Sexy” is playing on the radio…Chris is working alone in the garage. He starts to randomly strip down to his underwear in time with the music. In walks a police officer, and Chris quickly runs behind a car in embarrassment.
P.O: Oh erm sorry to interrupt you sir…
Chris: I don’t make a habit of this ya know…
P.O: Glad to hear it…is Mr Harvey around at all?
Chris: No he’s out at a car auction….
P.O: Okay tell him that we called around, we will be back later.
Chris: Okay will do mam…
P.O: By the way….nice pecs…
Chris runs up to her.
Chris: I don’t suppose I could have your number?
P.O: I don’t usually do this…
Chris: Go on break the rules for a sexy bloke like me…
P.O: Fancy yourself a bit don’t you?
Chris: Why not, everyone else does….
The Police officer laughs. She writes down her number and posts it into Chris’ mouth; he bites his teeth to grab hold of it. She leaves….
EXT. TORBAY HEALTH CENTRE – DAY
Amy leaves the doctors with leaflets on “planning for a baby”, “having a child” “middle-aged maternity”. She smiles to herself and clutches them against her heart.
INT. HARVEY’S MOTORS – NIGHT
Craig walks into the garage. Chris is just finishing up.
Chris: Oh alright boss… I was just heading off…
Craig: Yeah sure…see you tomorrow…
Chris: Oh yeah…the police called for you earlier…what you been up to eh?
Craig: The Police? What did they want?
Chris: Donno but it didn’t look like they wanted a cuppa tea and an iced bun….
Craig: Alright, well off you go then…
Chris: See ya.
Chris walks off, and bumps into Richard on his way. Richard walks up to Craig.
Craig: Richard, want can I do for you? Got a puncture in the rolls?
Richard: Leave off the jokes, we need a talk….
Craig: What about? Cars? The Weather? Who’s gonna win the X factor…?
Richard: Ed…
Craig: What about him…?
Richard: I know you two have had dealings….and well I wanted to know if you’ve got anything to do with him going missing…
Craig: Look Rihcard, what goes on between me and that smacked up son of yours isn’t anything to do with you…
Richard: It is when his life is in danger! I know what your like! And so do the police!
Craig gets up and pushes Richard against the wall. Richard breaths heavily…
Craig: I better not be you that grassed me up to the cops! I know Ed’s lacking in brain department but I dint think it run trough the family… now listen up and listen good…Ed ent gonna be seeing the delights of Baymoore ever again…and if you and your family talk to the old bill again then he wont even be seeing tomorrow…no get out of this place before you have a cororoner…
Craig lets go of Richard who rushes outside of the garage. Craig sits down at the desk and dials a number…
Craig: (Into phone) yeah…I’ve got another hit for…Edward Taylor…no exceptions…I want him dead….
man this is explosive stuff
Wow. Very Very Good. I Have My Work Cut Out Here. Its Amazing This!
ooo its good.. cant wait for more :D
Loving these Bryan!!!!!!!
thanks and i am really loving your banner! tis terrific!Quote:
Originally Posted by Abi
awww, cheers!!!