She printed one of these off and brought it to school today & everyone found it rather amusing XD [especially the symbolism part]
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She printed one of these off and brought it to school today & everyone found it rather amusing XD [especially the symbolism part]
I missed Thursday's ep and all but the last eight minutes of today's, so... yeah. This is gonna be short.
CHRISSIE: Yay! We're gonna get out of here!
JAKE: Wheee!
THE GODS OF IRONY: Meh.
PATRICK: Please can I give some of that wine I bought from you back?
CHRISSIE: *huuuuuge grin* Why yeeees! *astonishingly like the Scottish hotel guy from Little Britain*
JAKE: Johnny I want my money!
JOHNNY: Ahem. *shows him the CCTV tape - apparently, in an incredibly convenient way, his cameras also seem to have AMAZING ZOOM MICROPHONES attached*
JAKE: Nooo! The tape of Doom!
JOHNNY: And exposition!
JAKE: Aw, crap.
SHARON: OMG she's gone!
DENNIS: Ooh, this is really getting interesting now.
SHARON: *mouths to camera* National Television Award, baby.
JOHNNY: Hi. *lets BILLY stay in his office with the TAPE OF DOOM AND EXPOSITION on, because.... I really don't know. I truly don't. Anyone wanna take this one?*
BILLY: Ooh, this looks interesting. *plays tape*
CHRISSIE: *on tape* I'm a coldblooded murderess! Wheee!
BILLY: OMG!
GRANT: This is hopeless. Let's call the whole thing off, retire, and become peace-loving civilised members of society.
PHIL: Yes, let's.
BILLY: *bursting in* Guys I totally found a videotape where Chrissie confesses!
GRANT: Let's go break Johnny's arms!
PHIL: Yay!
thats short but really good
2nd November Lost episode ~I know what happens in the second series! Squee!~
LOCKE: Keep your eye on the target.
WALT: What the hell do you think I'm doing? Admiring the scenery?
LOCKE: Don't get smart with me, boy. I have knives.
*WALT hits a kewl bullseye on the tree, which LOCKE is oddly pleased about*
LOCKE: Yay! I taught a ten-year-old to throw knives!
MICHAEL: *appearing* OMG you're letting my kid play with knives?!
LOCKE: It's educational.
MICHAEL: I'LL EDUCATE YOUR A$S!
LOCKE: ....
*A Trip to the Department of Backstory*
MICHAEL: Yay I'm a daddy!
WALT'S MUM: Not any more! *steals WALT from his DADDY... awwwww*
MICHAEL: OMG! *promptly runs into road, gets ran over*
EVIL GUY: So, your son's mum is dead and he freaks me out so will you take him?
MICHAEL: ... But you adopted him....
EVIL GUY: He's psychic and he totally killed a bird WITH THE POWER OF HIS MIND.
MICHAEL: .... Okay, I'll have him.
WALT: You're not my dad.
MICHAEL: Oh yes I am!
*Back on the island with all the Lovely, Pretty People*
MICHAEL: YOU'RE GROUNDED!
WALT: ... Should I go to my room, or...?
MICHAEL: Shut up. *throws WALT's comic book on the fire, awww*
THE POLAR BEAR PIXELS: Argh! We're melting! Revenge shall be ours!
WALT: I wanna polar bear.
POLAR BEAR: Boo.
WALT: Awesome.
*It is not so awesome when it starts trying to gnaw his toes.*
WALT: DAAAAAD! *hiding in tree*
MICHAEL: OMG that's my son! And he summoned a polar bear WITH HIS MIND.
LOCKE: You think he's gonna be important later on?
MICHAEL: Not at all.
*They eventually manage to save WALT from the evil POLAR BEAR.*
WALT: Yay!
MICHAEL: Yay!
LOCKE: Yay!
*MICHAEL and LOCKE make friends, awwww.*
BOONE: Well, that was a strangely heartwarming episode.
CLAIRE: *stumbling out of bushes* Eh...
BOONE: PREGNANT LADY!
EVERYONE: Yay!
Now you've just made me look sad :D and by everyone, you mean 2 people :rotfl:Quote:
Originally Posted by Elect-Death_13
Someone on our street has been setting of fireworks all night. Maybe I should tell them that it is the FOURTH of November today, for God's sake. And it's ever so slightly illegal to set off fireworks when it isn't a special occasion. Mischievious Night isn't special, it's just an excuse for the chavs to set each other on fire.:angry: Not that I have a problem with that :p
Brill. Please do more.
wow these are well funny lolz!
OK, that episode was funny anyway :lol: But here goes
JAKE: Look, about that tape-
JOHNNY: It isn't 'that tape'. It is the Tape of Doom and Exposition! TM me, all rights reserved.
JAKE: .... Well... Anyway, I told Chrissie.
JOHNNY: Why would you want to do that?
JAKE: Because I thought maybe she might like to know that she is up a certain creek without a paddle and sinking fast?
JOHNNY: ....Ew.
JAKE: Yes. So, now we all know.
JOHNNY: Oh, and Billy Mitchell does too.
JAKE: OMG!
JOHNNY: Hee. I love meddling.
~During this scene, I suddenly noticed that Grant moves his face in a very camp way. And I have been giggling about it ever since.~
PHIL: And that is why we should be polite and civil to Johnny until he is bowled over by our good looks and charm, and-
GRANT: Why can't we just kill him?
PHIL: Because we need him, doofus. And he has a guuuuun. A big one. *eye twinkle*
GRANT:....
PHIL: We ought to butter him up until he melts, like a... melting thing.
GRANT: I still say we ought to kill him.
ALFIE: Hey, Jake.
JAKE: Can't stop! There's a Tape of Doom and Exposition on the loose!
ALFIE: Oh dear God, not another one.
THE PEOPLE READING THIS: Heeey! There wasn't even a scene with Alfie and Jake in today! You just made that up to get a cheap laugh. Didn't you?
ME: *hangs head in shame*
JOHNNY: Ruby, let me buy you some food!
RUBY: I'd rather starve.
JOHNNY: *gasp* Fine! Be that way! *turns away and starts crying*
PEGGY: I've worked out why Johnny's doing this. He thinks I took his daughter from him, so by keeping mine in prison he's getting revenge! Damn poetic justice!
GRANT: Aw. Soon he will die.
PEGGY: What?
GRANT: I said 'soon he will die'.
PEGGY: Oh, that's alright. I thought you said 'you need height'.
GRANT: .... Hee.
JAKE: So, I'll get the money, yes?
JOHNNY: Oh, yes. Just do one last job for me. I need you to drive the car so I can take them somewhere far away to shoot them brutally, while they hold onto each other and cry like little girls. Not unlike you did with Danny a while ago. Only this time you'll be driving.
JAKE: Yeah, no problem.
PHIL: Can I have the tape?
JOHNNY: Okay. *opens drawer and we think he's going to get the gun - gasp! - but he goes for the tape instead*
PHIL: Yay!
THE AUDIENCE: Wha... Buh... *wanders away, holding its head*
JOHNNY: Just say please.
PHIL: ... Please?
GRANT: *barging in* STOP! OMG! You were about to use manners! Weren't you!
PHIL: I'm sorry...
GRANT: Argh there you go again! Nooo! *knocks JOHNNY out just for the hell of it, gets the tape*
JOHNNY: *is totally not knocked out!* Wait. *points gun at them*
GRANT: Go on then. My head's an easy target. It's so shiny and inviting. Come on, shoot me, you know you want to.
PHIL: Er, Grant...?
GRANT:... I didn't mean that.
RUBY: *entering room* OMG!
JOHNNY: You really are making it a habit of walking in at the most annoying times, you know.
RUBY: Put it down!
JOHNNY: *carries on pointing gun* No.
RUBY: THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!
JOHNNY: ....
RUBY: PUT IT DOWN, DAMMIT!
JOHNNY: *wibbles* Okay. *drops gun*
PHIL and GRANT: Yay! *run away*
JOHNNY: Aw, damn.
EVERYONE: *runs upstairs in the Vic, but CHRISSIE and JAKE have run away* Ooh, now this is interesting...
:rotfl: that was hilarious! well done :thumbsup:
I might do some of Neighbours too if I'm not too busy. I've found myself strangely attracted to Paul Robinson lately... :p I also like Hugh Laurie in House... Do you think I might have a thing for men with crutches/walking sticks? :D I'm worried...