Martin: Run along to the suprise party your girlfriends planned you, Oh sorry was i not supposed to say anything?
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Martin: Run along to the suprise party your girlfriends planned you, Oh sorry was i not supposed to say anything?
Mickey (To Garry): Oi Oi Sexy, that was a tenner well spent!
*I predict a riot, I predict a riot!*
Dot: Oooh I say! I think it will be just the one! :ninja:
:D
Yeah! Ah I feel sorry for Martin! He's really not having a good time of it at the moment.Quote:
Originally Posted by i-lov-joe-swash
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Originally Posted by *Fanatic*Loves Dennis*
I miss Chrissie :crying: Bring her back her one liners were golden The Queen of the Queen Vic as well as the one liners feeling sad now gonna go all memory lane on you
Chrissie- I may not be the first woman in your life but I'm certainly the last (Who said romance was dead)
Ohhh talking of Den My fave one was when he was dug up was
Copper - Samantha Mitchell I'm arresting you on suspicion of criminal damage, assault and wrongful imprisonment....*Sees Den's Foot*....there will probably be other charges you might want to call your solicitor
Sam- no no i don't trust lawyers
Stroking Den's foot
Sam- hello Den
Ian- yeah nice one Sam we're trying to have a wedding here I mena you could have picked another day to have a mental breakdown
Dennis :heart: - my wife is evil....my wife
Sharon- we did it
Dennis :heart: - yeah we did....I bloody love you Mrs Rickman :crying:
Sharon- I love you too
New Years Eve
Dennis- we did it :crying: :crying: :crying:
Billy - She started it!
Peggy - She's nine years old you clown:p
I loved that one it was brilliant:p
:lol: love that sam one, i am going to add now to the memories!Quote:
Originally Posted by Joel_Beckett_Lover
Jake- I could just see you as lady Godiva
Chrissie- Behave I was asking Mo anyway
Jake- what do you think Mo, her riding on the back of a horse?
Chrissie- now if I rode on the back of a horse, as lady Godiva, it wouldn’t leave much to the imagination
Jake- that’s fine because I don’t have much imagination
Chrissie about Sam- what’s her problem?
Den- no brain
Chrissie- that’s a shame cus you would’ve seen the Queen Vic landlady in her full glory
Jake- maybe I could get a sneak preview
Chrissie- nah, cus that would spoil it for all the other real men
Jake: Any chance of me getting a look round your pyramid later?
Chrissie: No sorry, pyramid's shut i'm afraid.
Jake- been bathing in ass's milk
Chrissie- if I need an ass to milk your top of my list
Den- which key is it?
Dot- I’m not telling you
Den- oh that’s mature
Dot- scared Den?
Den- scared, I’m terrified to be around Chrissie with kitchen utensils
Den- what have I got to lose?
Chrissie- go and get the bread knife and I’ll show ya
Dennis: Alfie! Make it a large one he's paying.
Den: Oh don't mind me help yourself, you help yourself to everything else. Why don't you go mad while your up there 'ave a bag of nuts an'all
Den - 'Sit down'
Chrissie - 'Sorry, did you get a dog while I was away?'
Chrissie to Den: "All you have done since you have come back is put your hands in your pocket, sigh and look up at the ceiling."
CHRISSIE:why did u call me
DEN: THE SAMARATONS WERE ENGAGED
CHRISSIE: Mo, what did Alfie do for St. George's Day last year? Everyone says it was brilliant but no one can remember it....
JAKE: Great party then.
Chrissie to den: If you ever betray me again den, I’ll kill you
Den:Ok
Chrissie: no I mean it I’ll kill you
Den: Ok, alright I get it,
Chrissie:good
Den:Now do I get my kiss hello
Chrissie: hello, *kiss*
^^ Well no one can say she didn't warn him!
Phil: Mum, even Grant ain't stupid enough to hit Johnny Allen.
Grant: Excuse me?
Phil: Alright, I'm sorry, shouldn't have said that. He is stupid enough, but I won't let him.
Grant: Oh lovely, I travel half way around the world to help you out and now and I'm stupid.
Phil:No, you were stupid before you left.
Chrissie: you tell me your and ill tell you mine.
Dennis: I killed a man once.... now what about you!
Jake: I think i will have some of that ice cream actually
Sharon: yeah me too
Chrissie: well ill go and see what i can dig up.
Stacey: You know that Sharon? Is she a lesbian?
Mo: Sharon Watts? A lesbian?
Stacey: Well you know, she hasn't got a husband or anything, not even a boyfriend!! And at her age.....
Mo: If Sharon Watts is a lesbian, the Pope's a bleedin' Rastafarian!! She's had more men than you've had Christmas dinners!!!
Ohh gone slightly OTT there sorry guys! :p x
i loved these 2! especially the Chrissie and Den one! And Stacey's always comming up with classic lines too!Quote:
Originally Posted by *Fanatic*Loves Dennis*
I love both of them lol they are fab...two of my top episodes they really are lol but you have to admit when the Mitchell's returned that time around they were quite funny me and Emz loved them lol...shame i was cold wet tired and had a headache that day thoughQuote:
Originally Posted by *Fanatic*Loves Dennis*
Alll me memeories are back love the Jakissie ones *big sniff and sob* and Den's one liners were classic even if the dodery old git was past it and your right Layne she did warn him