EastEnders Quotes!

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Originally Posted by ?????

i don't know if this been posted but i like the one where dennis finds out about zoe and den and slaps zoe after she says- 'i could give you a baby summin that sharon could never give you!' then turns to den and goes 'HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT'

dennis - 'HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT'

Den- 'LIKE A BABY'

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Lmao! I loved that one! Den was so evil lol :p One of his best imo :D

Bert: You see i'm not crafty and sly like you cockerneys!

:lol:

grant: hello bruv.......how are you?

typical mitchell entrance style hello mum/bruv etc

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Originally Posted by feelingyellow

Lmao! I loved that one! Den was so evil lol :p One of his best imo :D

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There was a similar one when Den was kicking the Moons out of the Vic.

Alfie: How do you sleep at night?
Den: I'm sure I'll manage - once I've changed the sheets!

Alfie: What's your name again?
Keith: Keith.
Alfie: Keith, do you see a nappy?
Keith: Eh?
Alfie: No because I wasn't born yesterday!

After Jack gives Billy and Honey a Grand to buy stuff for the baby!
Jack: Well they don't call it a Grand-father for nothing
Honey: Is that really why they call it that?

Lmao i cracked up!

yeah that was hilarious
makes you wonder if anyone can really be that daft eh

You proabley couldn't be but then she does seem it.

Yolande: You're not what I'm looking for.
Kevin: None taken!

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Originally Posted by i-lov-joe-swash

After Jack gives Billy and Honey a Grand to buy stuff for the baby!
Jack: Well they don't call it a Grand-father for nothing
Honey: Is that really why they call it that?

Lmao i cracked up!

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:lol: Loved that line! Honey cracks me up!