Another one from Joe..
"I'm a gherkin!" :) :D
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Another one from Joe..
"I'm a gherkin!" :) :D
*Jake holds a lighter above a matress doused in petrol*
Frankie - "Don't Do it Jake!" :rotfl: It was supposed to be dramatic but it was hilarious.........its a matress for heavens sake!
Steph: I was the biggest name there really, it wasn't really presenting... more like modeling.
Darren: Modeling? Yeahhh.. and then you woke up! :lol:
lol yeah that was funny, i love Darren at the moment, hes a good character!Quote:
Originally Posted by Birks_2k4
darren: whats wrong with me?
steph: whats right with you?!
(just after jake has punched jack)
joe: 3 cheers for the birthday boy
(everyone glares at him)
joe: oh maybe later then!
hollyoaks quotes i love where mostly from ben
in indecent behavior (talking about pulling izzy):
ben:tenner says i can do it
luke:your money
ben:20
luke:done
ben:yep she will be
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with izzy talking about sex
izzy:you see i like sex in dangerous places
ben:like beirut?
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and other ones
with lisa
lisa:shes a tramp shes so easy
ben:sounds right up my alley...i tell you what give me her number and ill sort her right out
(with debbie after a one night stand thinking he was in with a chance)
ben:can i come in?
debbie:free country and i dont bite
ben:well thats not strictly true..about last night
debbie:it was a one off
ben:exaclty what i thought
debbie:you where sweet
ben:you where hot
debbie:not gonna happen again
ben: there you go then
*Tom puts a choc bar in his schoolbag*
Max: You're not havin that for school.
Tom: Mandy lets me! :(
Max: Fibber!
Tom: She doesssss! :(
lol :)
Lol aww that so sweet! :wub: Little Tom's so cute! :D :wub:Quote:
Originally Posted by Birks_2k4
that was so cute.
Tom can we talk to our daddy Max
Max our daddys in heaven Tom
Tom but claire spoke to her daddy on the phone
Claire looking worried
Claire Oh Maggie....
I thought that was quite funny.
Tom:whats a let down in bed
oh my god!!!!:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: tom=legend:)
that was so funny he was so cute.
Louise - Do i know you, you look famillier
Warren - No i dont think so
Louise - or am i just thinking of crimewatch
~Warren - Come here you.
What a great entrance.
Claire Tom can you remember what me and sean were talking about yesterday
tom looks into the air thinking
Claire Oh, you cant remember
Tom Seans bed
ClaireWhat about seans bed
Tom It was a let down.
yeh lol that bit was well funny! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by cornetgal
Tom: Can You Push Me On The Swings?
Clare: Can You Push Me On The Swings What?
Tom: Can You Push Me On The Swings PLEASE?
Clare: No!
lol i loved this bit! Even though Clare is a total bitch, shes a great character
Drug Dealer to Clare: Back off Bimbo! :lol:
Who watched the E4 episode!
Frankie: What are you then!? Mutton dressed as SPAM!! :rotfl:
Max: Pretty soon we'll be a real family, me, you and Claire
Tom: CAN I HAVE A DOG?!
spoiler because it was on the e4 episode
Spoiler:
Nicole: A walk? what are they pentioners now?!
:D
Band Manager: Who started in Hamburg and conquered the world?
Darren: Hitler?
Becca: Can you all just SHUT UP!! :mad:
:D
steph: what kind of sad perv would come here
girl: hi darren!
Manager - Here you are darren £650
Darren - Cheers mate
Steph - How much did we make
Darren £500 on the dot.
Now let me think where the 150 going to go. Darrens back pocket maybe/
yes that made laugh:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by di marco
sonny to justin...ah the legend :rotfl:
mel: we are homeless
sophie: we are not homeless
mel: ok we are not homeless, we just dont have a home!
it was something like that anyway lol!
Whilst looking through Louises fridge.
Mel - The cheese
Sophie - July 20th
Louise - hmm July 16th
Mel - JUNE 14th
Louise - What well its mature.
From last nights.
Tony Its been ages since weve all COME out together
OB Gone out Toghether Tony Gone out.
Tony: You want my advice? Always take your socks off first.. saves a lot of embarrassment!
:lol:
Gilly: To the left a bit! ...to the right a bit! Oh too much!
Rhys: I'll put it over ya face in a minute! :angry:
Suzanne: RHYS! :eek:
:lol:
Rhys: Sarah please, take me back?
(Sarah smiles)
Rhys: So is that a yes?
Sarah: No just watching you beg, its something to smile about!
lol i found that quite funny!
frankie: and im proud of jake even though he didnt go to college
darren: so youre proud of him even though hes unemployed and has killed someone?
it was something like that anyway!
Yeh that was funny, Your proud of an unemployed Killer. Typical Darren.
Also Craig when he was saying how much of a Genious Darren was.
yeh he was going on about the university of life, and darren said something about being "self-made" and craig was like "thats another thing, everyone from the university of life is self-made"Quote:
Originally Posted by cornetgal
that was a good line from sarah! loved that bitQuote:
Originally Posted by i-lov-joe-swash
Michela: What's 50% of 119?
Carmel: Erm... about half!
Michela: Erm.. yeah thanks for that.
haha!
lol loved that bit! I really like Carmel! I think shes a brilliant character! lol Michaelas grown on me as well!Quote:
Originally Posted by Birks_2k4
Clare had some absolutely classic lines tonight!! :D
"Still hanging around then OB, no job.. no girl.. no real mates!"
"Should you really be in a pub Mel?! I mean it can't be good for you and your little.. ILLNESS can it?" :eek:
"You know me OB.. can never resist a chance to watch you make a fool of yourself." :D
"Aww the pretty twin's decided to join in on the double act has she?" :lol:
"Sorry OB, i've not long came back off my honeymoon thanks!" :lol:
"I think we've been here before boys & girls, remember!" :lol:
:cool:
yeh i loved clares lines last night, really good! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Birks_2k4
also last night, liked the bit where frankie and jack came into the church and saw steph and craig, steph said theyd all got out safely but jack was still shouting for darren
darren: im sorry, we tried to save it but we couldnt
jack: dont be silly, i dont care about the pub, i just care that youre ok
i thought that was good, darren saying how he couldnt save the pub but obviously jack doesnt care about that!
Russ: Come on Sophie, Come On
Sophie: I Love You :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: