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danny always says funny things, when he said 'what ya gonna do? hit me with ya broomstick!?' i thought he was gonna say hit me with ya rhythm sticks?!?!? :rotfl:
I think when he had ian up against the chip van, that was funny can't remeber excaltly what he said though!
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Yeah I thought he was going to say that thing about the Rythm stick. Couldn't you just see Pauline chasing Danny round the square with a broomstick! :rotfl:Quote:
Originally Posted by *Fanatic*Loves Dennis*
Oh here was one I liked. When Patrick and Keith were talking about words (Yawn) and then they said one word.
Patrick: I'll get you to write that word
Keith: On your bike
I just found that funny, it wasn't that funny just made me laugh
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I was on IMDB and just found some great quotes:
Sharon: I was a bit short with Pauline, bit her head off
Dennis: she'll grow a new one!
Jamie Mitchell: [about to have sex] Shouldn't we... Take precautions?
Janine Butcher: You mean lock the door?
Danny Moon: [to Dennis after he punched Jake in the Square] The next time you touch my Brother, You won't be servin' spirits, You'll BE one!
Ian Beale: [after Minty asks him about advice on weddings] Yes I've had three wives. One cheated on me, one Didn't make it past reception, and one shot me. What would you like to know?
Ian Beale: I'll be back.
Jane Collins: Off you go Arnie
Peggy Mitchell: Oh, shut up you peroxide old bag!
Pauline Fowler: Oh, yeah? What's this, then - strawberry blonde at seventy, that's "real" is it?
Peggy Mitchell: Shut up! I'm NOT seventy!
Pauline Fowler: No, but you look it!
Kat: You must be Mr Big.
Andy: And you must be Miss Big Mouth.
Belinda: I hope they take plastic
Kat: Why? You gonna getcha boobs out?
Zoe: My sister is my mum. My Dad is my granddad and my uncle, and my uncle is my dad.
Garry Hobbs: [trying to remember the ten commandments] Oh, I know! Thou shalt not tell porkies about thy neighbour... or pinch stuff off him including the bloke's wife.
[after Little Mo recalls saying she felt like Cinderella on their wedding day]
Trevor: It's nearly midnight... It was midnight was it not? When Cinderella's world fell apart?
yeh that was good i liked it when Big mo saidQuote:
Originally Posted by Jake_Moon_Rox
'............You cocky little twonk!' i found that so funny!!!!
Loads of good one liners!
Dennis to Sharon after the argument - "Oh dont go now darling, we were getting on so well!" :lol:
Pauline - "They sound just like Den & Angie, you'll hear something smashing next!" ...then Sharon smashes the glass! :lol:
Loved that!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Birks_2k4
haha! yeah that was funny! the glass proper smashed aswell, i hope they clean it up cos it went everywhere! lol
oh well its only sugarQuote:
Originally Posted by hayzie
lol is it really only sugar? i dont understand lol do you mean like fake glass :confused:
Dennis- Grunt
Sharon: HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND, HE'S YOUR SON!
Zoe: YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, YOU AINT MY MUVVER!
Kat: YES I AM!
heeh gerat and memorable quotes, neva can be forgottenQuote:
Originally Posted by Kim131
Dennis- I love her. Now I'm gonna walk out of here and go home. And what you want, well it don’t come into it. ‘Cause there are some things in this world you can’t stop and I'm one of them. (Dennis starts to walk away but Den grabs his arm) Take your hands off me Den. I don’t wanna ruck with ya. Besides I'm half your age and your far to knackered.
Den- There's something wrong with you Dennis
Dennis- Yeah I’m sitting across from you
Chrissie- Cold?
Jake- ... As ice
Peggy- If your brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow your hats off
Janine- If only his heart wasn't so full of love! If only he wasn't such a romantic! If only he'd worn slip-on shoes!
Dennis to Zoe about the 'baby'– I can’t do it… I can’t give up Sharon, for… for that!
Dennis– Zoë, I’m sorry. But it’s true. I do love Sharon and I wanna spend the rest of my life with her. haha and so he is
yeah great quotes there Angeldelight! brilliant!
thos were brilliant!! i also likedQuote:
Den- There's something wrong with you Dennis
Dennis- Yeah I’m sitting across from you
Janine- If only his heart wasn't so full of love! If only he wasn't such a romantic! If only he'd worn slip-on shoes!
Sharon: because you're a evil tempered, foul mouthed, arrogant pig, who can't pick up his clothes, and I hate you.
Dennis: yeah but putting aside my good points, i reckon im quite a catch, i reckon you should snap me up.
Vicki-What did you say to him?
Sharon-Well he's been dead 14 years what do you think I said to him?You owe me a lot of birthday presents!
Dennis-Whats wrong?
Sharon-It's Andy,he's been on my back again.
Dennis-Not literally I hope!
Dennis (to Pauline): You eyein' up my spicy beef? I've another 12 inches here if you want it
Dennis:Lovely dog....go nice on toast
Danny; You know what you need?
Jake: Er...a brother transplant..
charlie: are you laughing at us? is this funny to you!!
dennis: its one of those jokes where you really got to be there!!
Chrissie: you willing to humiliate yourself for me!
jake: well im one of the last great romantics!
I also liked the one where sharon said 'mr grumpy trousers'!! :wub:
dennis: i've really had enough of blonde women clickin their fingers and watching me jump (to pat lol)
chrissie: he's your great love...
pauline: great love? he needs a great thump
hehe i was just gonna write that one lol!
lol that was funny :DQuote:
Originally Posted by bondboffin
Sharon slaps Dennis- i'd thought you'd gone :crying:
Chrissie- Sharon will you look after the bar, I’ve come over all nauseous
Classic PaulineQuote:
Originally Posted by bondboffin
:rotfl:
From friday's eppy- in the bookies
Dennis- Well they loved that, latest betting’s on whether or not I get out of here with that wedged in my skull
Sharon- I'm sure some do but I don't. Is this what all the grief’s been about? Some conspiracy theory you've cobbled together from a tiny comment Chrissie made?
Dennis- Yer but that was to Grunt
Sharon- Grant
Dennis- Whatever...why dont you wanna get married to me?
Sharon- Yeh well you should have done, you're paranoid...a big meringue...What's the matter with you? I'd never been seen in a big meringue!
Sharon- because you're a evil tempered, foul mouthed, arrogant pig, who can't pick up his clothes, and I hate you.
Dennis- yeah but putting aside my good points, I reckon I’m quite a catch, I reckon you should snap me up.
Dennis- And I've got this beautiful bookies...you can help yourself to free pens whenever you want...how can you resist?
Dennis- Well we're both in this in the long hall ain't we?
Sharon- Yer
Dennis- Well then...let's make it offical, let's seal the deal...besides, I fancy having a Mrs, I fancy my mrs, marry me...
Dennis- Yer but that was to Grunt
Sharon- Grant
Dennis- Whatever...why dont you wanna get married to me?
That was the best i was laughing for ages.
Dennis- Something borrowed, something blue, something nicked
Pauline- I can be as stupid as you sometimes, expect I have to try harder
Dennis- Fancy a sherry? Make it a double.....you ain't driving anywhere
hehe loved that one :cheer:Quote:
Originally Posted by Angeldelight
that was funny tooQuote:
Originally Posted by cornetgal
when did he say that? i must have missed something there! lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Angeldelight
yeh he said it too big Mo, because she offered to get a suit cheap for him!Quote:
Originally Posted by hayzie
it was in the vic... Big Mo was telling she could get cheap 'nicked' desinger suits for the wedding... and that was his answer...
oh thanksies honeys! lol somebody was probably talking to me when that happened. :mad:
sorry posted twice
Jamie (just before him and Janine were about to... well... you know! :rolleyes: ) - "Shouldn't we... take precautions?"
Janine - "You mean lock the door?" :lol:
Sharon - "I was a bit short with Pauline earlier, I bit her head off!"
Dennis - "Dont worry, she'll grow a new one." :lol:
Pauline: You're not too big to get a clip round the ear.
that is also one of my favourites :rotfl:Quote:
Originally Posted by Birks_2k4
Whereever Pauline's involved it's usually great!Quote:
Originally Posted by chocolate
yep definately agree with you!!!
Lol... the Pauline and Dennis ones especially.
nearly every scene between dennis and pauline is hilarious! fowler the growler lol!
i know its so funny to watch isnt itQuote:
Originally Posted by hayzie