I can't stand Lynne or kate.. and Gemma is doing nothing.. at least Marc and Janice are funny and entertaining..
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I can't stand Lynne or kate.. and Gemma is doing nothing.. at least Marc and Janice are funny and entertaining..
Campmates gossip about Gemma and J
Thursday, November 15 2007, 12:14 GMT
By Beth Hilton
Gemma Atkinson
Janice and Katie have been gossiping about a possible romance between Gemma and J.
The Snake Rock contestants were chatting by the river when the conversation turned to how awkward Lynne and Janice’s arguing must be for the other campmates.
Referring to J and Gemma, Janice said: “Those two are so funny." She added that they rolled their eyes whenever the bickering began.
Katie agreed, commenting: “They're cute.”
Janice then said they would make a "great couple", adding: "He's crazy about her. Crazy. He's besotted with her. What guy wouldn't be? They're just so nice. Then there's us.”
Katie laughed: “There's the cackling hag of cavernous witches, which we represent in force, and there's love's young dream.”
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Janice thinks J is "so sexy"
Thursday, November 15 2007, 00:06 GMT
By Beth Hilton
Janice has revealed that she thinks fellow contestant J has a sexy body.
The former model offered to scrub his back while he washed in the river when he returned from competing for the Celebrity Chest.
“It’s probably good for your skin,” she advised, as she soaped his back. Continuing to wash him down, she told him: “Slather yourself with some soap. Go take a dip and we’ll re-do this.”
She then admired his body as he swam further into the river, saying: "You’re so sexy. Your body’s great."
The two I'm A Celebrity... tribes have been told that they are to become one.
Anna read out a laminate to Croc Creek, informing them that Snake Rock’s celebrities would soon be joining them permanently.
However, John was unimpressed with the news, telling the others: “They’re not having my sodding bed. Where are all the beds going to go? I’m going to have to put up with all the people I don’t like. I’m completely not happy about merging with the other team, especially the snakes after what they did yesterday. They’re going to be giving it large.”
Anna was also concerned about accommodating five extra people in the camp. She said: “We’d better protect our beds. All of a sudden five people are going to move into our home. It’s quite cramped already. To have another five in here is almost impossible to visualise.”
An equally-annoyed Marc commented: “The snakes are going to slither in and they’re going to want to mark their territory. I’m not going to be happy.”
Cerys added: “I won’t like it if they start to boss me around.”
Football pundit Rodney expressed his disgust by mooning in the Bush Telegraph, saying: "They’ll change the dynamic of our relationship. That’s for you, Snake Rock - from our camp to your camp.”
The news went down just as badly in the rival team, with Lynne being the most verbal about the impending changes.
She moaned: “They are going to have to behave because I’m not taking any ******* from them at all. If they try to push us around, act chauvinistic [or] creepy in any way at all, they are going to be in a huge amount of trouble. We’ve got a nice vibe going and the men sound awful. I’m going to have to wash in front of the guys. And there’s only one toilet between all of us.”
Gemma said: “It’s like the first day of school. I hope they’re alright. I don’t want no scrapping.”
New arrival Katie Hopkins has been the topic of conversation in both camps on I'm A Celebrity... .
In Croc Creek, Cerys said, “I can’t wait to meet this lady", while Anna added: “She’s not awful. She’s a very driven woman.”
Marc intervened: “There’s nothing wrong with being driven, but you work over people. And you need it in that world.”
Later, Anna told the Bush Telegraph: “I’m not like that. I’m a designer. I design pushchairs and I’m going to look after animals, and this lady has thousands of people probably in a company and that’s different to me, but that doesn’t mean we won’t get on.”
But the forthcoming merging of both camps was causing concern in Croc Creek, with John predicting: "She’s going to say ‘I’m the leader of the pack. I’ve had four and now I’ve got nine’. That’s what she’ll try to do.”
Meanwhile, Katie’s arrival in Snake Rock also seemed to have ruffled some feathers. When she told Lynne that she had been at Sandhurst, the PR expert told her: “You’re not at Sandhurst now.”
She then picked Katie up on her "masculine language", saying: "Mate is such a mannish expression. I don’t want to be a man. I have my own language too, more feminine endearments. I’d probably call you sweetheart or Katie. One of the problems women have in this world is that language is so masculine.”
They also disagreed on the corporate world, with Katie commenting: “I think you and I would make each other uncomfortable in our business lives. That is the reality.”
She later said of her fellow contestant: “Oh my good God. So if there was left and right of a spectrum, Lynne is left and I am right. I really think that anyone who talks about femininity, but doesn’t really respect themselves in terms of keeping themselves fit and healthy… it’s a juxtaposition of what she’s saying. I’d rather be me."
Janice was devastated after losing the latest Bushtucker Trial to John.
When the pair finished their Sushi Train of Pain trial, he declared: “Her performance was pathetic.”
A tearful Janice said she was disappointed in herself and now had to go back to Snake Rock with her tail between her legs. "I just couldn’t do it, so I feel like an arsehole and a loser,” she moaned.
When she returned to the camp, she shouted: “It’s not good news. They wanted me to eat croc c*ck.”
A disgruntled Lynne answered: “I would have done that one.” She later told the Bush Telegraph: “She couldn’t handle it, she couldn’t do it, it’s alright. That’s the way it goes.”
Explaining the trial to her campmates, Janice said: “The guy [John]'s going: ‘What are you going to do when you go back with nothing?’”
J said: “I hope they put me up against him in something, then I’ll rub his *******ing nose in it when I win.”
I'm liking the series so far although it lacks the sparkle of last year's with Jason, Matt and David.
I couldn't have eaten some of the items on the sushi train. Definatly no eyes or cockroachs, they can survive for three weeks without their head. I don't fancy having a cockroach rattling round inside me. I'd have done the crocodile goolies though and maybe the silk worms.
Lynne is getting on my nerves, she always has to have the last word and she obviously thinks she is going to be in charge when the two camps become one.
Janice is good the way she doesn't hold back, she just comes straight out with it however offensive people may find it.
I'm liking Mark too. I could have eaten that suckling pig, it looked so good.
that was brilliant last night when the 2 camps met. I can see them all getting annoyed with Lynne. Kate likes to play in a man's world and she really does think she is better than everyone else. she should just get over herself. Lynne to be kicked out first and Janice or Marc to win!!!
Janice reminds me a lot of David Gest last year. Apart from Vaginica Semen and his albinos :rotfl:
he was brilliant last year.. she is so in your face but I can see her mellowing out after this week. I love Croc Creek group.. they worked well together and lynne now thinks she can take charge. they ain't gonna like that especially not John or RodneyQuote:
Originally Posted by jelly belly