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Originally Posted by crazy_purple
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i nearly choked on my drink jhahahahahaha i like it!!!!
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Originally Posted by crazy_purple
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i nearly choked on my drink jhahahahahaha i like it!!!!
Great once again. Please do more.
EastEnders 1st November
*PHIL hunts for anything incriminating in the Vic. He looks in every nook and cranny, but can't see anything.*
PHIL: GAH!
*He finally sees some papers... on a table...?*
PHIL: She really knows how to hide things, doesn't she?
*JOHNNY and AMY are getting it on in his office again. In a word: Ew.*
AMY: Hey, I didn't know you were going to give me a rise.
JOHNNY: *conveniently opens his eyes at just the right time to see TINA coming in on the camera* Out! Now!
AMY: Aw, no more wrinkly sex... *sob*
TINA: You're having an affair with her, aren't you?
JOHNNY: ...No. Totally not.
TINA: Admit it!
JOHNNY: Okay.
TINA: OMG!
JOHNNY: Oh, go take some Valium.
TINA: And you should take some Vi-
JOHNNY: Gasp!
RUBY: Tina!
*TINA stomps past, then coasts to a stop dramatically*
RUBY: I'm sorry.
TINA: It's not your fault... *hugs her*
RUBY: I wish people would stop hugging me all the damn time.
*TINA wanders off again*
RUBY: Tina!
*TINA does another dramatic stop, then spins around*
RUBY: ...Where'd they teach you that?
*PAT tries to get into the bookies, but the POSTMAN is rebelling against her*
PAT: Excuse me *goes right*
POSTMAN: Sorry. *also goes right*
PAT: Um... *goes left*
POSTMAN: Beg your pardon. *also goes left*
PAT: OMG this extra is totally after a line! Security!
*SECURITY GUARDS appear and drag away the poor POSTMAN*
POSTMAN: Nooo! I have a wife and kids! Pleeeeease!
PAT: You wouldn't believe the extras nowadays.
DENNIS: *girly sniff* No?
PAT: What's wrong?
DENNIS: Sharon won't play with me... *cries*
PAT: Aw. There, there. *pats him on the back*
AMY: C'mon Johnny...
JOHNNY: Not right now.
AMY: *cries* But without you I'm nothing... noooothing!
GRANT: So, my kids are cute, yes?
SHARON: *sniff* Yes.
GRANT: So, why haven'y you had kids yet?
SHARON: Ooh. Awkward.
GRANT: Eh?
SHARON: Years ago, I had an abortion and now I can't have babies...
GRANT: Aw, I'm sorry to hear that-
SHARON: And that little foetus, Grant? It was your foetus! *cries*
GRANT: OMG FOETUS!
DENNIS: She doesn't like me no more....
PAT: Oh, shut up. Act like a man, for God's sake.
DENNIS: They... didn't teach us that at acting school... *sob*
JOHNNY: Oh, great. Now comes the dramatic bag-packing scene.
TINA: Yep!
JOHNNY: You idiot.
TINA: I am so leaving.
JOHNNY: Pffft. No woman ever leaves me! I'm simply too goodlooking.
TINA: .... Right, I'm off.
JOHNNY: I KEEL!
TINA: Eek Ruby!
RUBY: WTF?
*TINA has one of the now legendary BLACK CAB exits*
RUBY: Don't go!
TINA: I have to!
THE CAB: Don't worry, I'll be back... sooooon....
RUBY: Really?
THE CAB: Yeah. There's to be a mass exodus at Christmas.
RUBY: Argh! *makes the sign of the cross at the BLACK CAB*
JOHNNY: Ruby no I neeeeed you!
RUBY: I hate you! You're a fake and a liar and a phoney and I hope I never set eyes on you again!
JOHNNY: .... You totally borrowed that from Sandy in Grease, didn't you?
RUBY: STFU! *leaves*
JOHNNY: NOOOOOOOOO!
GRANT: Oooh, that's too bad.
*JOHNNY goes to hit him, but misses and ends up in some bushes*
GRANT: Tee hee.
*DENNIS appears and symbolically offers JOHNNY his symbolic hand in a symbolic gesture of friendship and symbolism.*
that is really good
:rotfl: fab! keep it up :cheer:
well done they are all great :D:D:D
wow very good :rotfl:
This is fab ! Well done honey, your so good at this i can't write comedy to save my life! x
Just so you all know, I hang around with the person who writes these :D
lucky you :D
I think it's great especially the foetus part and the symbolism :rotfl: :rotfl: