Gilly to Rhys: It's time to get over Mrs Barnes and under Miss Barnes.
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Gilly to Rhys: It's time to get over Mrs Barnes and under Miss Barnes.
Sean: You spiked my coffee Sophie?
:eek:
Mike: Do you not think it's about time you put this thing to bed? :searchme:
They already have Mr Barnes! :rotfl:
Mel: I'll tell you something, you haven't felt self loathing until you're on your knees of a public toilet fighting the urge to lick the floor.
Good writing & script there. :clap:
yeh that line was really good! :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Birks_2k4
Old Tart: So Rhys, how long have you been seeing my daughter?
Rhys: Erm... not long.
Sarah: Just a week Mum!
Amy: Oh and the rest! It's been dragging on like forever! :rolleyes:
Possibly one of the most intelligent things Amy has ever said! :rotfl:
Just watching the omnibus and heard this one.. :lol:
Frankie to Craig: I've lost two pounds this week you know, not that anybody's noticed!
Yeah because two pounds is just soooo noticeable :rolleyes: haha! :rotfl:
Josh: Dad, do you have to be here?
Daddy Ashworth: It's my house.
Funny that, because you never seem to be bloody in it! :rotfl:
haha, i tought youd pick up on that one.
i liked some of the lines when the barnes were at dinner.
The dad said something to Rhys like "in order to handle my wife you need to get on top of her" or something to that effect
I liked this one!
Jez: Just because you think i was born with a silver spoon in my mouth!
Joe: Silver Spoon? you were born with the whole flaming cutlery set!
Tony: How about we have a picture near the cooker, me in my natural environment!
Mandy: :rolleyes:
:lol:
there were some really good ones tonight.
Tony was good when he was asking about what clothes to wear.
Tony:I thought i could wear my natrual clothes
Photographer:Well whatever you thinks best.
Just watching the omnibus and heard this one..
Sarah to Rhys: It's only my Mum, what's the worse that could happen?!
Haha it reminded me of the Dr Pepper advert :lol: "Kathy Barnessss... what's the worse that could happennnn!!" :lol:
haha a lot in her case! :ninja:
This is one from the E4 first look episode, i heard it and thought it was funny!
Nicole: I saw you with your tongue down Justin Burtons throat, now i've never been to teacher training school but im guessing thats a no-no!
tony: ive got a fungal infection!
lol!
it was funny the way they were all talking and he just came out with it, me and my sis were in hysterics for ages! :D
Becca: Take a seat..
Nicole: Don't mind if I do. :cool:
:lol: haha Nicole was good tonight!
Max to Tony: Look after her. :crying:
Jake: Im the father, i have responsability in this!
Well not necessarily Jake! lol
Rhys What happened to your job
Gilly It was in a biscuit factory and they wanted me to wear a hairnet, No one has Gilly in a hairnet for minimum wage!!
That made me laugh.
Girls - Happy Birthday Nancy
Nancy - Auntie Nancy actually.
The look on nicoles face was priceless.
Josh: The only person he's got left there is Phillis!
Mummy Ashworth: Phillis?!
Grandad Ashworth: It's just a casual thing :love:
lol! :D I think the Grandad's quite funny.
yeh the grandad is funny. I liked the one he said to Fletch the other day
FletchI never knew how easy it was to sneak you in, ill have to bring home the girls
Grandad Ashworth Stick to what your good at.
tom: women! :rolleyes:
hes so sweet bless! :D
justin: i love her and she loves me
liz: stop saying that
justin: i love her!
ob (reading the story to tom): the evil stepmother said "mirror mirror on the wall whos the fairest of them all?" and the mirror replied, "not you clare you ugly dog!"
it was something along those lines! :D
tom (to clare): are you the evil stepmother?
haha, you gotta love tom! :D
Nancy: Just shut up Nicole! :mad:
Well said Nancy! :bow:
hahaha that was so funny! :rotfl: And Tom was like 'huh?' :confused: :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by di marco
Yeh, Tom was so funny the other night, especially the "woman" one.
I liked the quotes between Liz and Frankie at Beccas.
Frankie Maybe You have a thing for bad boys, him being a criminal and all that
Liz Well she was scared you know how your Jakes got a temper.
It was something simular to that.
I think it was:Quote:
Originally Posted by cornetgal
Frankie: Maybe you have a thing about bad boys, he was up for murder, turn you on did it?
Liz: He was cleared of that
Frankie: Well, why else would she be attracted to a silly little schoolboy?
It was so funny when they were meant to be having a go at Becca and started having a go at each other. :D
yeh that was it, you have a better memory than me.
Darren: Well hes gonna be a legend at his school
Craig: Shut up Darren
Darren: Well i mean its every schoolboys dream, and Burtons gone and done it
Russ: Come on Darren lets go
Darren: Let me get another beer... Oh Justin, Fair play man!
lol Darren made me laugh!
Rhys: And Dad will be lying there Tina, Marie, Anna... (Some names along the lines of those)
Suzanne: What about me?
Josh: Well thats only if you're dead!
Rhys: And then Josh's wife will be like 'Oh she wa s ahard woman that Suzanne'
Josh: So you think i'll get married
Rhys: We're being hypothetical!
Lol Rhys made me laugh!
Max: Open ya bag
Michela: Get lost, it's personal!
Max: Open ya bag :rolleyes:
Michela: Why, you some sort of perv?!
Max: Open ya bag :rolleyes:
Michela: Quick run! :rotfl:
tony-self centered
jake-self absorbed
tony-we've hade that one
jake-well cant we have it again
i loved those bits when they were drinking the wine saying loads of words to describe women
Max: There was another girl with her
Sarah: Let me guess Michaela McQueen, Blonde hair, big gob
Max: Thats her!
Mother Mcqueen: Amy told me you'd been on the dole a while!
Mike: Just a career change actually..
Mother Mcqueen: BONE IDLE MORE LIKE! :rotfl:
jake: what you know about women i could write on an ice cube
craig: but you can't write on an ice cube?
jake and darren:*give craig a funny look*
A couple from tonight's episode :rotfl:
Steph: (on about her part on the bid-tv thing) I got it! I got! :cheer:
Darren: Aww finally got your results from the clinic have you Steph :rotfl:
Darren again: We're all really sorry about what's happened Jake. *squeaky voice* Reallyyyyyy sorryyyyyy :D haha just watch it tonight, you'll soon see which bit I mean :rotfl:
Tonight had some classic lines. I liked Joes story about his 18th.
Joe - the bouncer that turned me away got knocked down by the 62 bus, talk about karma.