Sssssoooooooooo funny. This is ace! Please do more soon :)
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Sssssoooooooooo funny. This is ace! Please do more soon :)
:rotfl: they are really funny do more soon please :D
Well I can't really do any more EE until after Monday's episode :p but in case any of you saw that random movie on Five last night, I'll do the last twenty minutes of that because I just turned on the TV and saw it, and I feel like it. :D I don't know any of the character's names though...
SOME GUY: Let's go and look for Sebastian.
SOME GUY NO. 2: Okay, but whatever you do, don't split up!
*They split up.*
SOME GUY: *goggles on* Look! Behind those heating pipes!
SOME SOON-TO-DIE GUY: The colour showing up on our thermal goggles couldn't possibly be caused by the heat in the pipes! Let's shoot him!
*They shoot the pipes, which is just... stupid.*
SOME SOON-TO-DIE GUY: Well, damn.
*They both take their goggles off. So they can't see where SEBASTIAN is. Very clever.*
SEBASTIAN: Aw, dudes, now I just have to kill you. So, you know, your stupidity isn't left in the gene pool.
SOME SOON-TO-DIE-GUY: Arghhhhh! *chokes*
SOME GUY: Nooooo! Some Guy!
*He sprays steam around, because it's not like he has a pair of heat-detecting goggles in his hand or anything.*
SOME GUY: You pay!
SEBASTIAN: Pffft. *leaves*
SOME SOON-TO-DIE GUY: *is now SOME DEAD GUY*
SOME GUY: Woe!
SOME SOON-TO-DIE GIRL: OMG he's here!
*She chucks blood around the room everywhere, so if SEBASTIAN comes towards her she'll be able to see his footprints.*
SEBASTIAN: ..... *doesn't move*
SOME SOON-TO-DIE GIRL: Sigh. Well, he clearly isn't in here. I'll just be going-
SEBASTIAN: I KEEL YOU!
SOME SOON-TO-DIE / DEAD GIRL: Ah, crap.
*SEBASTIAN impales most people in the room and locks the only people who are still alive in a freezer-thing. Conveniently, these two are the stars of the movie.*
SOME GIRL: Noooooo!
*SOME GIRL makes a handy electromagnet and opens the door from the inside. Kewl.*
SOME GUY: *is deaded*
SOME GIRL: *sprays fire onto SEBASTIAN*
SEBASTIAN: I'm melting! Melting! Oh, the woe!
*he becomes invisible again*
*SOME GIRL wanders down the corridor, until SEBASTIAN jumps on her from behind.*
SEBASTIAN: I keel you!
SOME GUY: Oh, no you don't!
SOME GIRL: I thought you were dead, or at last badly injured...
SOME GUY: Not any more! Come on, let's get out of here!
SEBASTIAN: Arrrrgh! *fries*
*SOME GUY and SOME GIRL climb up a ladder, escaping... fire... and massive explosions... damn, they must be fast.*
SOME GUY: We're nearly out! Hurry!
*SEBASTIAN grabs SOME GIRL*
SOME GIRL: GAH! WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!
SOME GUY: And how did you get up here so fast?
SEBASTIAN: Come on baby, one last kiss.
SOME GIRL: Ew ew ew ew ew... Okay. *they snog. But then she makes the lift fall and she holds onto a cable, and he is deaded.*
SOME GUY: Whooo, we did it!
*They hug. He is holding onto the last rung of a really weak ladder, and she is a foot below him, so ... what?*
SOME GUY: Baby, what exactly are you holding onto there?
SOME GIRL: Tee hee.
Is it possible to change thread titles? I started this off as just EE scripts, but now I'm just adding any random thing that I find funny.
BTW, if anyone wants any show or film doing like this, then ask me and I'll do it :) (if I've seen it of course :p ) because I enjoy doing these and I don't want to wait until Monday to do another EE one.
Oh, and if you like this sort of stuff you should read Cleolinda http://www.livejournal.com/users/m15m , she's now got a really cool book out. I got the idea for these from there :)
I don't think its possible to change thread titles.
Hey, it looks like I've started a trend...:p Oh well, it was my thing for a while... 15 minutes of fame :rolleyes: I do Lost too! :D Never mind I'm only joking, I'm bored because no-one's Trick-or-Treating us...
double post, sorry
EE, 31st October
*SHARON once again tries to be sneaky, but again she leaves the door conveniently open so anyone wandering past can see what she's doing. Again.*
CHRISSIE: Oh, this is just too easy.
PAT: *theatrical jump backwards* Dennis, you scared the life outta me!
DENNIS: Whatever.
PAT: I think Sharon's wondering where you are-
DENNIS: *throws a tantrum* I don't care! And I was never here!
PAT: He gets more like a girl every day.
CHRISSIE: Hi, Sharon. Want some toast?
SHARON: I'M NOT HUNGRY, B*TCH!
CHRISSIE: ....
SHARON: Sorry. My ex-fiance died in a fire three years ago today.
CHRISSIE: He did?
SHARON: Yes.
CHRISSIE: Wow, those scriptwriters really do know their stuff, huh?
SHARON: Sure do!
PHIL: Don't upset Dennis.
GRANT: Why? He's just a ponce. *actual line.. hee*
PHIL: I know, but don't upset him.
GRANT: Why not? Didn't he kind of frame you for armed robbery and make your life a living hell?
PHIL: Yeah, sure, but don't upset him.
TINA: Guess what Ruby...
RUBY: You're pregnant?
TINA: ... Not to my knowledge. No, me and Johnny are engaged! Squee!
RUBY: OMFG, do you have a deathwish or something?
TINA: I'd have settled for 'congratulations'...
SHARON: Stacey, I want to talk to you.
STACEY: Ruby can stay-
SHARON: No, I want to talk to you alooone. *When she says 'alooone', she moves her eyes in a really freaky way, which was the highlight of the whole show for me... hehe*
STACEY: What about?
SHARON: You should change your alibi.
STACEY: NEVAH!
JOHNNY: Guess what Ruby?
RUBY: You're pregnant?
JOHNNY: ... Me and Tina are-
RUBY: Engaged, oh yeah she already said.
JOHNNY: Gah! Woman!
JOHNNY: You can do nothing right I hate you we shouldn't be together!
TINA: ... What are you saying, Johnny?!
JOHNNY: For the love of...
GRANT: Change your alibi or I stab you.
STACEY: Eek.
KAT: Upset Stacey again and I keel you!
PHIL: Oh, now I'm scared.
GRANT: Yeah, terrified.
KAT: GRRR!
GRANT: ...
PEGGY: Kat, I won't involve you lot. I promised your dad I wouldn't, and you know I like your dad.
KAT: Oh, purlease. You only went out with him because the other, freakier one, was deaaad.
PEGGY: ...
KAT: What?
PEGGY: *sob* I loved him so very very much!
KAT: Incidentally, he was Zoe's biological father.
PEGGY: WTF?
KAT: *brightly* Never mind. You threaten Stacey, you die. Painfully.
*JOHNNY and SOME GIRL WHOSE NAME I CAN'T REMEMBER are getting it on in his office.*
RUBY: *listens at door* Ewwww...
~THE ENTIRE COUNTRY: Ewww.... ~
*RUBY still goes into the office anyway, because.... I really don't want to think about this.*
CHRISSIE: I can't do this anymore Jake! I need Sharon to think good of me! Even though I killed her father without an ounce of guilt, I need her to think good of me!
JAKE: Don't you mean 'well of me'?
CHRISSIE: ....
JAKE: Forget it...
*CHRISSIE then proceeds to confess the entire crime in detail, while they are standing in the club doorway, because... hell, there must be something about that place.*
CHRISSIE: Please buy the Vic I wanna leave...
JOHNNY: Jake, leave a second, wouldja?
JAKE: Hmph. *leaves*
JOHNNY: *removing coat* You know what I want. Now take your coat off.
CHRISSIE: What, seriously? Right here in your office?
JOHNNY: Yeah, baby.
CHRISSIE: *thinks* Think of Jake, think of Jake....*takes coat off*
*JOHNNY fools around with her for a minute, because he is ebil*
JOHNNY: Okay. Did you really think I'd do this?
CHRISSIE: WTF... Well, yeah. This place kind of has a history of gangsters bribing women to sleep wi-
JOHNNY: Shut up. Leave.
CHRISSIE: ...
JOHNNY: NOW!
CHRISSIE: *leaves* He crazy.
JAKE: Well, what happened?
CHRISSIE: Thankfully, nothing. But I think he has a thing about the taking of off coats. Maybe it's a fetish.
JAKE:.....
JOHNNY: *watches tape of CHRISSIE confessing* Hee.
~ME: So, let me get this straight. Practically the whole Square knows that Chrissie killed Den, but they're all saying nothing, so...~
JOHNNY: So this is fun!
that's great :D
The girl is Amy by the way. That was very good. GOod point about everyone knowing who killed Den! This is really funny.
xxx