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INT: ANDREWS HOUSE
James is pacing the room, whilst Val is sitting on the sofa, very relaxed looking. She files her nails as she talks to James....
James: You know what gets to me more than anything? The fact that you'd rather get a fat loada dosh, then have friends around here!
Val: Darling, its called munipulating the situation
James: And boy do you know how to do that!
Val: Never denyed it, never will
James laughs, sarcastically...
James: how could you be so... so calluous....
Val: Posh word for you, hun!
James: Joking aint gonna get you out of this one, Val. Nothing will.
Val: Oh yeah?
James: Yeah. because if you dont tell Amy about Patricks bit on the side...
Val: Pffft...
James: Then i will...
Val: Oh, i'm shaking!
James: I'm not joking anymore, Val. So take your "darlings", and your stiletos, and march to Amys and tell 'er, before i do!
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Well done James, call Val's bluff..I am looking forward to the next installment,,
I hope it is James that ends up telling Amy...
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Good man James and Ruby euh!! he is your cousin.. Are they distant or 1st???
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INT. HONEYSUCKLE COTTAGE - DAY
Tanya is sitting alone in living room, the curtains drawn in total darkness. A key can be heard in the door as Hilary marches in.
Tanya: How the hell did you get in?
Hilary: (Patronising) Err...spare set of keys... i presumed youd be stuck in here like a retarded hermit so i thought i'd let mysef in..
Hilary draws the curtains open, bring lots of light into the room.
Hilary: Look at you... have you any dignity... you lot a state...
Tanya: How dare you come into my home and start insulting me! Who did you think you are!?
Hilary: Hilary Blackstock sweetie... and ill dish it out in bucketsfull if it makes you see sense. This doesnt just effect you! If effects Gary, your kids... and your father...
Tanya: Oh as if you give a damn about him!
Hilary: That is irrelevant! He's worried about you... just because you think you have a stalker... pafetic...
Tanya gets up and points at Hilary.
Tanya: I dont think, I Know! They're out there all the time... waiting for me to go out... theyre making my life a living hell!!!
Hilary: Save it Tanya, i couldnt care less... i just dont want you upsetting Richard... pull yoursefl together and snap out of it...
Tanya: I bet its you isnt it!?
Hilary: Pardon!?
Tanya: Your the one stalking me...
Hilary: Oh please...give me some credit... I have much better things to do with my life than stalk paranoia barbie everywhere she goes... i despie you... but i wouldnt waste my time on you...your nothing... i hope they send you mental...
Tanya charges towards Hilary.
Tanya: You evil cow!
Tanya grabs hold of Hilarys hair and starts to Pull it. Hilary fights back by pulling and pushing Tanya around the room. The pair scream as they crash into furniture trashing the room.
Hilary: Get off me you deranged little slag!
Hilary gives Tanya a dry hard slap around the face, tanya collapses onto the floor, holding her face in pain.
Hilary: I've had it up to hear with you... Richard's duaghter or not... you've over stepped your mark...
Hilary gives Tanya an evil glare, she leaves the house, Tanya alone in tears.
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RED RUM PUB UPSTAIRS FLAT
Val is sitting on the sofa, obviously thinking about something. Amy is making coffee in the kitchen. She walks through to the living room, and gievs Val a coffee. She then stands sipping at it..
Val: Look, darling... i might want to sit down...
Amy: Nah, i'm fine thanks.... whats up with you today, Val? Your not normally so....uptight...
Val: I've got something i need to tell you....
Amy: Uh huh... (sips coffee, and looks to Val)... whats that then?
Val: Your not taking this seriously, Amy...
Amy: Whats there to take seriously?! the coffee?!
Val: (inpatiently) Amy, its Patrick... He's...
Amy: What the hell are you on about...?
Val: Patricks having an affair. With Natasha...
Amy laughs, obviously not taking her seriously..
Amy: Yeah, and i'm a 6 foot super model!
Val: Amy, listen to be darling. Your husbands having an affair, with Natasha...
Amy looks at Val, her eyes well up with tears...
Amy: No.....no, you've.... you've made a mistake. He wouldn't do anything like that.... not again....
Val: I caught them together, down the aleyway...
Amy: And you didn't think to tell me?!.. i can't beleive.... i can't beleive he's doing this... not again...not now...
Val puts her arm around Amy, Amy puts her head on her shoulder and cries..
Amy: How could he do this to me?! With....With Natasha!! He's a..... he's a...
Val: Let it all out... it'll make you feel better...
Amy: Nothings gonna make me feel better... he's my husband, val! I thought i could trust him...
Amy wipes her tears, and looks at Val...
Amy: how long has it been going on for?! Like... how long have you known for?
Val: A few weeks maybe....
Amy: What!! So its not just the once?! And you didn't bother telling me?! What the hell did you think you were doing?!
Val: He..... he paid me off. Gave me money...
Amy: So you thought the money was more important than me?! Than my marriage?! So your telling me, that not only has my husband been having an affair with my mate, but my best friends lied to me about it?!
Val: (laughs slightly) Thats about the whole of it..
Amy stands by the window, crying into her hands. Val walks up behind her, and puts her hand on her shoulder. Amy turns, and pulls it off..
Amy: Dont touch me, Val.... just....just dont.
Val: Well what can i do then?! I can't just leave you like this, in this state!
Amy: (stares back out the window) I need an audience. As many people as possible. Patrick aint gonna get away with this- not again. He thought he's keep Natasha as his "bit on the side"....pfft... we'll see about that.
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INT. HARVEY'S MOTORS - NIGHT
Craig is about to leave the garage, he switches off the lights but in walks Hilary.
Craig: Well if it sint the lady of the manor...
Hilary: Not just yet...
Craig: What brings you down here, fancy a bit of common muck as oppose to mr moneybags?
Hilary: If it gets me what i want...
Craig: And whats that then?
Hilary: Revenge...
Craig: Oh lobely...my specialist subject...who on?
Hilary: Our mutual enemey... Tanya... i want her to suffer... i want her to feel pain...greater than anyone has felt before...i want you to help me make that bitch pay for messing with us!
Craig has a satisifed look on his face
Craig: You... have got yourself a deal.
The pair shake hands and laugh evily.
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RED RUM PUB- night
The Pub is packed, for a singing night. Richard and Hilary are on stage, enthusiastically singing "money, money, money"....
Richard and Hilary: (singing) All the things i could do, if i had a little money. Its a rich mans world
Patrick is behind the bar. He mutters under his breath...
Patrick: You couldn't make it up, could ya!? Talk about ironic song choice!!
Natasha walks over to the bar. She leans on the bar, and catches Patricks attention. He walks over.
Patrick: What can i do for you?
Natasha: Ah! The million dollar question!
Patrick looks around, uneasy that people might have overheard her. Natasha sees this, and grabs his tie. She drags him out to the hallway at the back of the pub...
Patrick: Natasha! What are you doing?!
Natasha: You still want me, Patrick. You can't deny it any further..
Patrick: But i said...!
Natasha: forget what you said, you weren't fooling anyone. I want you, you want me, wheres the problem.
Patrick looks at Natasha, and kisses her passionatly.
Natasha: Thats more like it.....:D.... you know, we could go upstairs...
Natasha looks around to see if anyones around. She looks to the doorway, her face drains...
Patrick: Yeah, we could....:D.... Natasha? Whats up?
Natasha pushes him away slightly, and mutters, trying not to move her lips...
Natasha: Its Val. She saw us...
Patrick: What?!
Patrick looks to the door, and sees Val give them a smug wave. Natasha runs out of the hallway. Patrick follows, trying to lok relxaed...
Patrick: Look, Val...
Val: Save it for the jury, doll
Patrick: What?
Val: It doesn't matter whether i saw or not. Fact is, Amy knows.
Natasha turns, she overheard what Val said...
Natasha: you WHAT?!
Val: Couldn't keep it to little old me, could i?! Sorry, hun!
Natasha looks at Patrick...... :eek:
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INT. RED RUM - NIGHT
The pub is crowded with people. Hilary and Richard leave the stage, everyone cheers.
INTERCUT:
The scene cuts to Patrick and Natasha in the hallway. Patrick is pacing the room trying to formulate a plan.
Natasha: What are we gonna do eh!?
Patrick: I dont know...
Natasha: Shes gonna be King Kong on us!
Patrick: (Baffled) I cant belive she hasnt done anything...or said anything...
Natasha: Maybe Val's bluffing us?
Patrick: No she was serious! Christ! Why did i let this get out of hand!
INTERCUT:
The scene cuts back to Amy who is half drunk, she staggers up to the stage with a bottle of Vodka in her hands.
Amy: The next song...I'd like to dedicate to my scumbag of a husband...
S.O.S starts to play. Everyone looks baffled and starts to whispering amongst themselevs...
Amy: Where are those happy days, they seem so hard to find
I tried to reach for you, but you have closed your mind
Whatever happened to our love?
I wish I understood
It used to be so nice, it used to be so good
INTERCUT:
Patrick: I just knew i shouldnt have got involved... i cant loose her..i just cant...
Natasha hears the song in the background.
Natasha: Shhh will you!
The pair listen to hear Amy Singing
Amy: So when you’re near me, darling can’t you hear me
S. o. s.
The love you gave me, nothing else can save me
S. o. s.
When you’re gone
How can I even try to go on?
When you’re gone
Though I try how can I carry on?
Patrick: ****!
INTERCUT:
Patrick and Natasha rush out into the crowded pub, Amy is in tears, everyone is staring at Patrick and Natasha.
Amy: You seem so far away though you are standing near
You made me feel alive, but something died I fear
I really tried to make it out
I wish I understood
Patrick rushes to the stage and tries to force the microphone away from Amy, she struggles with him.
Patrick: Stop it Amy!
Amy: Get off me Patrick!!!
Patrick: You're making a bloody fool of yourself!
Amy: No its you!!! Your the fool!!! Your the selfish pig that's reduced me to this!!!
Patrick: Oh dont talk rot!!!
Val: Game's over Paddy mate. Your times come...
Amy pulls out the plug. The pub is in total silence.
Amy: As you all probably know Patick has never been the most... loving husband... but even i thought he'd changed... how wrong i was... becuase all along hes been sleeping with another woman!
There are gasps from around the pub. Patrick can barely face the pub.
Amy: A full on affair! With someone old enough to be his own ruddy daughter! .... I'm sorry to ruin your evening folks... but my whole life has been ruined... thanks to this ******* and her!
Amy points over at Natasha. The entire pub gives her evil glares.
Amy: I hope your both happy!
Amy bursts into tears and runs into the hallway, in floods of tears. The pub stares at Patrick and Natasha.
The Affairs Out... What Next!?
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Oh My God!!!! Poor Amy, but you go girl - letting everyone know like that!
Whats going to happen next?? Quick, post Bry/Abbey, either of you, both of you - don't leave us in suspense like this!! :D :D :clap:
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bondboffin that was a superb edition of Devon Seas the affairs out Devon Seas is getting better and better
