EastEnders Quotes!

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Originally Posted by xXxJessxXx

Billy: Ian had her number... it came up on caller display!
Phil: Half the squares probably got chrissie's number Billy!
Billy: Yeah but they can do somehting with it!
Grant: What call her up, say 'allo chirssie, do ya mind telling us where you are!' :rotfl:

Sharon: Im not the first women in ya life but it'll certainly me the last! Thats what you said to dad werent it! (Whack!) Probbaly not the first time someone's done that to ya and i hope it wont be the last! :eek: :rotfl:

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I found these on a website about Jessie Wallace, they're all Kat ones

Anthony: Now Kat, we have our positions to consider.
Kat: We’ll talk about positions later!

Kat to Alfie;
Kat: I love a man on his knees.

Kat - Alfie you didnt have to do that.
Alfie - I know I didn't but I just thought it would be better off in your dads fund rather than mine.
Kat - Well you know what they say, one good turn deserves another...
Alfie - Hold on Kat were you taking me?
Kat - Where does it look like?
Alfie- Yeah but what about the bar-
Kat- Tracy can cope for half an hour.
Alfie- You know you are a filthy woman Kathleen Moon...
Kat- You better believe it baby.
Alfie- Right come on I'll race you. (they run upstairs)

Kat (to Alfie): I've had two wedding days now and you've ruined them both!

Big Mo: 'Careful Ian! Someone might set their hamster on ya!' :eek: :lol:

oh i say jim branning... tonights episode was getting a bit filled with the double entendres...

johnny (to juley): its not the only thing you like to other to underaged girls....

billy (to honey): see things with me, they start off small and grow bigger

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"What's this? Music to slash our wrists by?"

Welcome back, Stacey!

Naomi: 'Martin is about as interesting as a bowl of porridge!' :rolleyes: haha, what a cheek! :eek: :lol:

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Originally Posted by Birks_2k4

Naomi: 'Martin is about as interesting as a bowl of porridge!' :rolleyes: haha, what a cheek! :eek: :lol:

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lol, that was hilarious and true!

Garry: 'What's Minty got that I aint?!'
Stacey: 'Personality for one!' :rolleyes: Typical Stacey! :lol:

Martin: 'I can't believe im hearing this!' :eek:
Naomi: 'Yeah well try harder!' :rolleyes: :lol:

Johnny: 'Don't you think it's a bit noisy in here? Can't you turn the music down!'

(hang on a minute... doesn't this bloke work in a nightclub?!!) :rolleyes: :lol: