Oh my god, Mave could be dead! :eek: Crazeee, how could you! :eek:
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Oh my god, Mave could be dead! :eek: Crazeee, how could you! :eek:
She fancied going to join grandchild number 1. :rotfl: Ooo, Mave is not flavour of the month.
:cheer:
Lmfaooo, oh dear. I'm erm, sorry... really I am (muhahaha). Never mess with Tabbie! :p
Crazeee: OMG..he hasn’t died has he?! :eek:
Nurse Katy: Erm…no he isn’t dead.
Crazeee: Phew…Thank crunchie for that!:rolleyes:
Nurse Katy: He just wondered if you would take him in a packet of hula hoops.
Crazeee: Ofcourse…erm nurse is he going to be alright?
Nurse Katy: The faith healer is in there with him at the mo, but I think soooo then again he could have relapse at anytime….:confused:
Crazeeee goes and purchases a packet of hula hoops, then takes them to Mave…
Crazeee: Hiya Mavey, erm…I am so very, very sorry about chucking irons at your head.:o
Mave: Oh don’t worry about it….I know its an extreme sport!!! Plus I practise my extreme ironing in the local park and the chavs are always throwing their empty cider bottles at me…
Crazeee: oh right, but an empty bottle wont hurt as much as an iron…
Mave: When they attach a brick to it, it does!
Crazeee: Ouch! Well Mave, Im truly sorry but you have been messin’ my mate, Tabbie around somewhat.:mad:
Mave: I know…I do want to meet her but Im totally broke at the mo, so cant take her anywhere nice and I really want our first date to be special.
Crazeeee: Aw…that’s sweet, but that doesn’t excuse the fact you lied to her, and about the chuckle brothers of all people!!!! You know she loves the little one!
Mave: Oh she knows they didn’t really fly out to Australia to appear on Im a celeb?:o
Crazeee: Erm no, she saw them on loose women talking about their new musical and was gutted…
Mave: I didn’t mean to upset her…btw crazeeee why can I see two of you???
Crazeee shouts for the nurse
Kim the faith healer enters the room
Kim: Can I help you?
Crazeee: Yeah, he seems to be suffering with double vision…
Kim: well he has had a nasty blow to his head, caused by an iron, I believe..
Crazeee: Erm well these things happen…is he going to be alright?
Kim: well Ive placed some crystals around the room, but its sooo hard to tell if he has brain damage or he is normally this dense…:rotfl:
Just then Tabbie appears at the door. :eek:
:rotfl:! Loved how you got dense into there! Found it funny how i asked for a pack of hula hoops and just forgave Lea straight away despite her nearly killing me! :rotfl:
:cheer: He's alive :D
Kim is rather weird :lol: But he's naturally dense lmao :p Joke.
Great stuff :D
Tabbie walks in to the room.....Kim, Crazeee, and Mave (with a massive bandage on his head) all stare at her...
Tabbie: (runs straight over to Crazeee) Crazeeee, are you alright? I got your message and it mentioned being at a hospital!:eek:
Crazeee: Erm...Tabbie, I think you should sit down...
Tabbie: OMG..you havent only got six months to live, or something worse like tickets to see a gangster rap gig featuring a real driveby shooting?
Crazeee: No, but I have got a surprise for you....(points to Mave)
Mave: Hi Tabbie, its Mave...:D
Tabbie: OMG....:eek: (Tabbie faints)
4 hours later.....Tabbie is laying on Dave's bed. Crazeee and Dave are sat close by...Kim is doing a healing dance in the corner with a bunch of tulips.
Crazeeee: Are you okay, Tabbie?:hmm:
Tabbie: My head is sore...:sick:
Crazeeee: yeah, looks like you'll have a fantastic bruise on your forehead too!
Tabbie: erm..excuse me, I dont mean to be rude, but who are you?!:confused:
TO COME...
Will TAbbie remember anything????
Where the hell is Florence?
How does D1 help save the day?
PM me with the answers as I havent got a clue....Im making this up as I go along...:lol:
:lol: omg they met but tabbie cant remember!!!
Uh oh.. amnesia :eek: Not the best luck in the world have they :lol:
Can't wait for more :D
Back to the future in 2059 and Crazeeee has just had a visit from the police….grandchild number 1 has escaped from prison, and set fire to erm…London!:eek:
Grandchild No5: please tell us the rest of this very interesting story grandma.:cheer:
Crazeeee: well okay, settle down, and I’ll tell you the rest of the story before we have the TV news crews and papers sniffing around here wanting info on that very naughty grand child no1. Now where was I?:hmm:
Grandchild No 8: Erm…you had got to the part where Tabbie had just got amnesia, and could not remember who you were granny Crazeeee!
Crazeeee: That’s right, we all thought she had developed some sort of mental block…maybe to block out the shock of seeing Mave in the flesh. Anyway, just when we thought she woulds never recover…Mave’s friend D1 had an idea….