wow, the lost one is fab :cheer: good your doing more of it :D
Printable View
wow, the lost one is fab :cheer: good your doing more of it :D
There really funny!
Thursday's EastEnders:
GRANT: Husband?
SHARON: Yes!
DENNIS: Er, could someone separate me from the piano, please?
SHARON: *picks him up* Phil, why aren't you in prison?
PHIL: *murmurs* Because arglebarge blurp.
SHARON: ....
PHIL: Well, I'm here now! *happily*
DENNIS: You two better get out, or I'll totally beat you up. With one hand.
GRANT: I just chucked you about the room like a pillow case. And you still keep threatening us...
PHIL: He's either very stupid or very very hardman.
DENNIS: ....
GRANT: Well, I know which one I'll go for.
SHARON: Leave my husband alone! He is teh sex.
GRANT: No way! I'm sexier than him any day of the week!
SHARON: How about Friday?
GRANT: ....
PHIL: Hey, why is no-one mentioning me? I'm quite good-looking.
SHARON: ....
GRANT: .....
DENNIS: ....
CHRISSIE: ....
PHIL: *cries*
RUBY: I'm having so much fun with these silly, uncivilised people!
KAT: Who's for beans on toast!
RUBY: Beans.... on toast?
JOHNNY: (outside) Let me in, or I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow this house down!
KAT: Sigh. I'll get it.
JOHNNY: Dude, the line is 'not by the hair on my chinny-'
KAT: What do you want?
JOHNNY: Give me my daughter back!
KAT: Fat chance. She's happy with us.
JOHNNY: Until she gets tired of beans on toast.
KAT: *shocked* OMG Do not insult the beans! Precious beans!
JOHNNY: I wouldn't like to be the one using the bathroom after you guys, is all I'm saying.
KAT: You leave now.
JOHNNY: Don't you want your letters?
KAT: *snort* Purlease, I invented the hand-slammy in door trick.
JOHNNY: ....
KAT: GET OUUUUUUT!
JOHNNY: *wibbles* Okay.
PEGGY: What are you boys going to do now?
PHIL: We're gonna go see Sam.
PEGGY: Without a visiting order or anything?
PHIL: .... That place is like my second home. They'll welcome me with open arms... *nostalgic sigh*
BILLY: Can I come?
GRANT: No.
BILLY: *bottom lip trembles* You never take me anywhere!
GRANT: I took you to the shops once.
BILLY: That's not the same! *cries*
PHIL: We have to go.
GRANT: Yes.
BILLY: *sniffle*
RUBY: Yay! Selling these garments on this low-class market stall is perfect for getting my own back on Daddy!
KAT: Skirts, three for a parnd!
JOHNNY: OMG Ruby what are you doing mixing with these people?!
RUBY: Hmph. I'm having fun.
JOHNNY: You're embarrassing me and you're embarrassing yourself!
RUBY: Am not.
JOHNNY: You're just doing this to make a point!
RUBY: *eyeroll* Never.
JOHNNY: This is a disgrace to the family! Come home at once!
RUBY: I don't want your dirty money! Go away!
JOHNNY: ...The same dirty money that provided the clothes you're wearing and the food you ate for the last 17 years?
RUBY: *throws little-rich-girl tantrum*
JOHNNY: Technically, if you were really serious about this, you'd tear off those clothes bought with dirty money and go around in a binbag or something.
RUBY: SHUT UP.
KAT: Go away Johnny. She doesn't want you. She's MIIIIINE! *hugs her*
JOHNNY: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
STACEY: You know, Kat, you should really stop kind of adopting every kid that appears in the Square.
KAT: SHUT UP I want a baby.
That was good. Loved the Billy, Grant and phil bit.
xxx
very very very very very very very very funny please post more soon please :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
hilarious! well done :thumbsup:
Friday 28th EE episode
IAN: You know, it really is true - you can't run a garage without mechanics.
PHIL: Hey.
IAN: *wibbles* Don't hurt me.
PHIL: Half the reason I hate you is because you're such a cowardly girlpants.
IAN: I want my mommy...
PEGGY: Sharon, don't lean against that wall. You don't know where it's been.
SHARON: I am so torn up in my emotions woe!
PEGGY: There, there, dear. Hey, how about you go see Sam?
SHARON: STFU NEVER.
PATRICK: Hey Phil, do you think I could buy the car lot?
PHIL: Well, sure! I'd be delighted.
~ME: Waiiit... does he even own the car lot? I thought the Mitchells famously lost all their empire to- ~
PHIL: STFU, woman.
~ME: Eep. ~
PHIL: Chrissie killed Den, Chrissie killed Den, nyer nyer nyer!
CHRISSIE: *cries* I don't know how much more of this I can take.
JAKE: Despite the fact you've dealt with it fine for the last... eight months...?
CHRISSIE: Oh, I don't mean that, I meant his distractingly red tomato head.
JAKE: Oh, I know, it's killing me too.
JAKE and CHRISSIE: *huggle*
TINA: I'm losing Johnny, Pat! *bawls*
PAT: Well, you've got to fight for him.
TINA: ..... Why?
PAT: I don't know... it was in the script.
DENNIS: Stay away from my wife.
GRANT: Shut up, or I piano you.
A PIANO: *plays notes menacingly*
DENNIS: EEK!
RANDOM WOMAN: My car, please?
IAN: Er, you see, well....
RANDOM WOMAN: Hmph! I'm leaving!
RANDOM KIDS: Yay, we're extras!
SHARON: So, you killed my father.
SAM: NO, SHARON. I AM YOUR FATHER.
SHARON: .....
SAM: ...Sorry, wrong script.
SHARON: Anyway... OMG WTF WHY'D YOU DO IT?!
SAM: I totally didn't, it was Chrissie.
SHARON: LIAH!
SAM: She gave me £1000 on March 10th. And the last thing she said before she bashed your dad over the head with a doorstop was "THEY'VE ARRESTED BETTY?!"
SHARON: ....
SAM: Damn it, I can't even remember my own lines. She said she might not have been the only squishy he'd had in his life, but she'd certainly be his last.
SHARON: *weeps* She was his squishy...
SAM: So, we've established that Chrissie killed Den, yes?
SHARON: NO! *runs away*
SAM: I hate it when they do that.
*SHARON is being very sneaky and looking at the Vic's accounts, but isn't sneaky enough to actually SHUT THE DOOR. If anyone walks past they can totally see what she's doing.*
CHRISSIE: OMFG what are you doing?
SHARON: Being sneaky.
CHRISSIE: Really. Why are you looking at my accounts? They're MY accounts. MINE.
SHARON: Sorry, I just wanted to check you didn't kill my father or anything.
CHRISSIE: Oh... alright then.
SHARON: And you plainly did give £1000 to Sam on 10th March...
CHRISSIE: Well, if you read it properly, you'd notice it just said "personal cheque". Well done, Sherlock.
SHARON: ....You didn't kill my father, did you?
CHRISSIE: Of course not! He was my squishy and I loved him! You were the first woman in his life, though. In a way that totally isn't creepy in any way. No. Totally not.
SHARON: OMG! The same words!
CHRISSIE: How are they the same-?
SHARON: Must dash!
SHARON: Waaaaait! I know Chrissie killed my dad!
GRANT: Yay!
*The duf-dufs start on SHARON's pout*
:rotfl: excellent, can't wait for your next! :cheer:
wow very good
OMG FUNNY I WAS ACTUALLY LAUGHING (which wasn't a good thing because my brothers are trying to sleep) :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: