Neither...it has been proven on CSI that eggs were genetically engineered by gill girsham and chickens are the result of rod stewart making love to a fur coat.
Q. Does bertie basset really get upset when you eat his family??
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Neither...it has been proven on CSI that eggs were genetically engineered by gill girsham and chickens are the result of rod stewart making love to a fur coat.
Q. Does bertie basset really get upset when you eat his family??
No because BErtie Basset is actually a cannibal that was planning on eating his own family that night if they hadn't eaten by a human.
Q.why do computers always crash just before you save a great piece of work?
because "intel inside" is computer code for "idiot outside"
Q. can pigs fly?
no they cant, have you ever seen a man fly??????????
Q.Why do vampires hate Garlic?
makes their breath smell
Q. If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around, does it make a sound?
yes because faries live in the wood and they hear it, DUH!
Q.what cheese is made backwards?
the crummyflowingdale cheese is the only cheese in the world that is made backwards by the tibetian monks, they make is backwards as it smells like minging feet
although edam is of course the word "made"backwards
Q) why is the new black never black?
because in the politically correct world of general elections you can't call a spade a spade or a moron a moron or a liar a liar or a woman a woman or a black a black or a useless MP a useless MP -therefore the new black is always a shade of grey (or gray for our American friends :) ). Now my teacher once said, ........
Q. what on earth am I staring at a screen at midnight when I should be asleep?
(pie_man you are so witty :))
Pie_man was still staring at his screen when he should have been asleep because he is scared of the monsters living below his bed :P
Q) why is there never enough time in the day to get everything done?
because that would be too easy!
why do i have writers block and can't do my essay?