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sausage sarnie!!!!! :rotfl: love it!
INT: HARVEY'S HOUSE
Mandy is in the bedroom, packing clothes into a case, whilst holding her side...
Craig: What the hell do you think you're doing?!
Mandy: Get a grip, Craig. what does it look like?
Craig: Mandy dont you even think about...
Mandy: Oh yeah, thats it. Dictate every single bloody thing i do, again and again, as per usual!
Craig: Well if you stopped being so pathetic and packing all your ****ing stuff, then maybe i'd stop!
Mandy: This aint just about now. This is about always. you're not the person i married- face that, and just leave me to pack in peace
Craig: No way (shouting) No way are you leaving me! Now get your ****ing **** down those stairs and forget about this.
Mandy: Thats right, Craig. Get all melodramatic, and drag this out longer than it would have done...
Craig: Well what d'ya expect?!
Mandy drags the bag down the stairs, Craig chases after her...
Craig: Stop being so stupid, Mandy. You can't leave me!
Mandy: Forget it, Craig...
Mandy opens the door in rage. To her shock there is someone standing outside. A woman dressed in designer clothes, carrying too large suitcases, she is wearing an austalian hat, she turns around with a confident look on her face and looks to kill for.
Leah: Hiya sis...long time no see
Oooh the sister from Oz eh!? Is she going to sort Craigs backside out then?! Hope so!!
Great stuff again guys - keep it coming......
INT: HARVEY'S HOUSE
Leah is standing, with one hand on her hip, and one out right inspecting her nails. She bends down seductivly, to adust her fish net tights, then stands back up, and ruffles her hair. Craig is standing in the kitchen, making coffee, looking back at her every few seconds. Mandy is with Leah...
Mandy: You should have said you were coming back, Leah! Honestly, just turning up like this!
Leah: Well hun, i had to leave in a hurry. But now i'm here and (laughs)... i'm here to stay
Mandy: Well...erm. what d'ya mean? What happened?
Leah: Ryan. Well... (looks to check Craig isn't looking, then says slightly quieter)...he was cheating on me, with some slut. He was cheating on...me! I couldn't beleive it.... i mean, come on. What could she have that i dont?!
Mandy: couldn't say...
Leah: Anyway, i left the stupid *******, and thought i'd come back to see my big sis! (sees her obviously painfull side) and it looks like i've come just in the nick of time.
Leah gestures to Craig disapprovingly. She then sits down, pulls out a diamond covered mirror frm her gucci handbag, and reapplies some lipgloss. Craig comes in with some coffee, and places it in front of her.
Leah: Dont drink coffee, love. Bad for the teeth, you know? No wait, you wouldn't, would you?
He picks up the coffee, and takes it back to the kitchen, obviously annoyed. He pulls Mandy's arm as he does so...
Craig: How do we stand then? Last thing i know, you were about to leave me...
Mandy: There is no we. End of.
INT: RED RUM UPSTAIRS FLAT
Patrick is pacing the flat, checking his watch every few seconds for the time. He walks to the curtain, and peers out the window. He spots Natasha walk to the side door to the flat. He goes to the mirror, checks himself, then opens the door as she is walking up the stairs. She walks in and immeditaly kisses him passionatly...
Natasha: Hey big boy...getting keen to see me, are we?!
Patrick pulls away from Natasha, and stands back at the window, looking out. Natasha walks up behind him, and puts her hand on his shoulder...
Natasha: Whats wrong, Patrick...?
Patrick: I can't do this anymore
Natasha: Can't do what..?
Patrick turns to face Natasha
Patrick: This. You and me. We can't carry on like this anymore. I'm sorry but..
Natasha: You want to go public? Well you know how i feel about it, need you ask more?!
Patrick: No, you're getting this all wrong... You and me. We're over Natasha.
Natasha takes a step back
Natasha: What?!
Patrick: I can't lose Amy, not for you at least. She's my wife, i need to stick by her and...
Natasha: What d'ya mean "not for you at least"?! What are you trying to tell me Patrick?!
Patrick: I dont WANT to be with you Natasha. This has been fun, dont get be wrong, but thats all it was. Fun and sex. Now that stops. Because i'm married, and i can't lose Amy. Is that blunt enough for you?
Natasha: But i thought that we...
Patrick: You thought wrong. "we" dont exsist anymore, Natasha. Not now, not ever.
Natasha tries to retaliate, but can't find the words. She whispers under for breath...
Natasha: You meant the world to me Patrick...
Patrick doesn't hear, and she storms out.
INT. HARVEY'S HOUSE - AFTERNOON
Leah and Mandy are in the living room. Craig walks past them, putting on his coat.
Craig: I'm off down the garage...leave you two ladies to catch up on all those years that youve lost since you pissed off to Australia...
Leah gives Craig a menacing look.
Leah: Best place for you... anywhere but here...
Craig laughs it off as stupidity and leaves the house.
Mandy: You know Leah, you really shouldnt start a fight with him... hes a dangerous man...
Leah: Oh dont.... your making me shake in me Jimmy Choos... trust me Mand' i find Lala more menacing than that pillock...
Mandy: (laughs) I tell you what...it certainly makes a change having you back around the place...lets hope its for keeps this time...
Leah: The way i left it...i can safely assure you i wont be going back down the Ozzyland for the forseebale future...
Mandy: Oh lucky them, did they get the Leah Kage treatement?
Leah: First hand, hardcore...
The pair laugh. Mandy gets up off the seat. She gives out a sound of discomfort due to her broken ribs
Leah: You ok Mand?
Mand: Oh yeah im fine...just me old age...
Leah: For frigs sake your only 45...whats really up eh?
Mandy lifts up her top to show Leah the bruised body.
Leah: Christ Mand! Did you have a hit and run with a sumo wrestler or someat!?
Mandy: 3 broken ribs... it kills...
Leah: Yeah and ten guesses who's behind it...
Mandy: Look Leah...please just leave it... we could all do without the aggro...
Leah: Aggro!? Well tough...hes gonna get it! Im not gonna let him smack my Sister Around like a Pita Bread! I'm gonna give him a peice of my mind.
Leah grabs her Guchi handbag, swings it over her shoulder and marches out of the house confidently.
Go Leah!!!! Yey - Is she gonna sort Craig out!???! I hope so, he needs sorting thinking he can treat Mandy like that...
Mandy mandy, why didn't you just walk , take your sister to your mum's and Amy, you're an idiot, Natasha is going to tell you everything.
excellent job again abi and bry
INT. HARVEY’S MOTORS - NIGHT
Leah’s high hells drag across the concrete floor of the garage. Craig looks up from his desk, and wolf whistles.
Leah: Oh for Christ’s sake… anyone would think you were 20 years old…
Craig: I am where it counts…
Leah pulls a face in disgust to this comment.
Leah: Is that all you men think of…
Craig: The bottom line? Yes… so do what do I owe this pleasure?
Leah: Mandy…
Craig: How did I guess. .. she been telling tales on me?
Craig laughs mockingly. Leah gets angry and kicks him in the balls with her high hells, he falls to the floor in pain.
Craig: You crazy bitch! What did you do that for!?
Leah: No one messes with Mandy!!! Not even you!!!
Craig: What the…
Leah: Broken ribs! You ruddy animal! You should have your ruddy tackle ripped off!
Craig: And you gonna do that then?
Leah: Don’t tempt me… I’m a lot different to the little sister you saw before I went to Sydney Craig… I’ve toughened up… I know the rules… I live in the real world… I’ve dealt with bigger ****s than you….
Craig: You’d be stupid to mess with me…
Leah: You don’t scare me with your empty threats and pafetic whining. Al Capone!? More like Al Murray!
Craig tries to get up, Leah kicks him in the shin so he falls back down onto the floor.
Leah: You want to know why I left Sydney in a hurry?
Craig: (Uninterested) Enlighten me…
Leah: Caught Ryan with some cheap little tart… I gave her a pasting…shes in intensive care now… and as for him… I cut up his clothes and burned down his house…
Craig has a look of shock on his face…
Craig: You’re a ruddy mad woman!!!
Leah: No I’ve got it switched on up here…(points to head) I just don’t let morons like you and Ryan ruin my life… and my family and friends… you don’t mess with me do you understand!?
Craig: I’ve never been scared of a woman in my life, and I don’t intend to start now…
Leah: Well you’d better get scared matey…because if you ever hurt Mandy again, the police will be the least of your worries.
Leah walks out of the garage, leaving a dazed Craig on the floor.
INT: HONEYSUCKLE COTTAGE
The house is empty, and silent, untill a few seconds later, when a mobile rings on the coffee table. The camera zooms into it, the screen reads...
Gregg Ringing
It rings out...
1 Missed Call. Read?
The camera zooms back out, Gregg forces the backdoor open, and walks into the house, with a satisfied smile on his face
Gregg: Now, now, now, what do we have here...?
Gregg sits on the sofa calmly, and flicks through magazines on the table. He spots a handbag, and looks through it...
Gregg: Nice purse, Tanyas a suppose... i'll have that...
He walks over to the fireplace, and takes a photo album off the top, and puts both that, and the purse in his back pocket. He goes to walk out, when he spots the phone on the table...
Gregg: 1 missed call?....Nasty bit of evidence that could have been!!
Gregg deletes the memory of his phone call, puts the phone in his pocket, and walks out the back door with a satisfied smile.