You even think about touching my Josh and there will be murder.. I am only using him until he introduces me to Josh.. then you can have him back.. Ok?
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Not only am I going to touch Josh, I'm Going to have my wicked way with him and Schumey too. Then I'm going to get some of that poison whisky that Harry Pierce had on Spooks last night and murder you. I'm gonna get you girl.
I don't care I got Poision Whisky. I don't need anything else YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rotfl:
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So your picking on me cause I can't spell. It's the after affects of last night. I've gone looney.
Really well you learn something new. Ithought I had made a typo error. I don't know if Harry's Whisky had E's in it or not I just want some. :D
Eddie Fisher has died. He was 82. The singer and entertainer and TV star of his own show and co-star of films Bundle Of Joy and Butterfield 8 had his heyday in the 1950s. In 1953 Fisher was given his own 15-minute TV show called Coke Time, sponsored by the Coca-Cola company; it was so popular that Coke then offered Eddie an unprecedented $1 million contract to be their national spokesperson. But Fisher is best known for having been married to Debbie Reynolds, Elizabeth Taylor, and Connie Stevens and for fathering multitalent Carrie Fisher and TV actress Joely Fisher. He created quite the worldwide scandal when he dumped his first wife, America's sweetheart Reynolds, to marry his best friend's widow, America's sex symbol Taylor, who then dumped him for Richard Burton. Fisher became reviled and his career never recovered.
Director Cameron Crowe and his musician wife, Nancy Wilson, are pulling the plug on their 22-year marriage. Wilson, a singer and songwriter from the rock band Heart, filed divorce papers Thursday in L.A. County Superior Court, citing irreconcilable differences. She lists June 15, 2008, as the date of their separation. Crowe, who directed Jerry Maguire and Almost Famous, married Wilson July 23, 1986. The couple have 10-year-old twin boys, William and Curtis. Wilson is seeking joint physical and legal custody of the children and has also asked the court for spousal support.
US singer Eddie Fisher, who sold millions of records in the 50s and was married to Elizabeth Taylor and Debbie Reynolds, has died at the age of 82.
Fisher was a teen idol in the 1950s with dozens of Top 40 hits and his own TV show.
His marriage to Debbie Reynolds produced two children, including Carrie Fisher, who starred as Princess Leia in the original Star Wars trilogy.
Fisher was married five times in all, including also to Connie Stevens.
He had four children.
Fisher's top songs included Thinking of You, Any Time and Oh, My Pa-pa.
His divorce from Debbie Reynolds to marry Elizabeth Taylor caused sensational headlines.
His daughter, Tricia Leigh Fisher, told Associated Press that Fisher had died on Wednesday night of complications from hip surgery at a hospital in Berkeley, California.
"Late last evening the world lost a true America icon," Fisher's family said in a statement. "One of the greatest voices of the century passed away. He was an extraordinary talent."
Edwin Jack Fisher was born in August 1928 in Philadelphia.
He married Debbie Reynolds in 1955 and the pair were dubbed "America's favourite couple".
But he sensationally divorced her after Elizabeth Taylor's husband, and Fisher's best friend, Mike Todd, was killed in a 1958 plane crash.
Fisher and Taylor married in 1959 but it lasted only five years. She then married Richard Burton.
Fisher then had two daughters with Connie Stevens and he married twice more.
RIP Eddie
James Corden is to become a father for the first time, it has been revealed.
The Gavin & Stacey star confirmed that girlfriend Julia Carey is three months pregnant, according to The Sun.
Corden said: "It's true. We're both absolutely over the moon. We really couldn't be any happier."
A friend revealed that Corden was ecstatic when Carey told him the good news.
"He was a bit of a ladies' man in the past but those days are well behind him," the source said. "He's at the right age to settle down, and has met the girl of his dreams.
"He can't wait to be a dad. Having a baby is a proud moment for James."
Former TV producer Carey - who now campaigns for Save The Children - was introduced to Corden by his ex-flatmate at a party a year ago.
Actress Gloria Stuart, a leading lady in Hollywood in the 1930s who found modern-day fame playing a shipwreck survivor in 1997 movie "Titanic," has died, age 100.
Her daughter, Sylvia Thompson, told the Los Angeles Times that Stuart died Sunday night in her home in Los Angeles. She was diagnosed with breast cancer some five years ago, but had survived the disease.
"She just paid no attention to illness. She was a very strong woman and had other fish to fry," Thompson said.
Stuart was born July 4, 1910 in Santa Monica, California, and she studied drama and philosophy in college before starting her career in theater and later Hollywood movies.
She was a founding member of the Screen Actors Guild, the trade union that represents actors and actresses, and was under contract for Universal Studios and 20th Century in the 1930s.
Her early movie roles ranged widely from star turns in horror flicks such as "The Invisible Man" to playing opposite Shirley Temple in "Poor Little Rich Girl" and working in director Busby Berkeley's "Gold Diggers of 1935."
When her contract expired in the 1940s, she began to work less and less in films and later took up painting. Stuart retired from movies in 1946, then roughly 30 years later returned in TV movies and continued working into the 1980s.
It was director James Cameron's blockbuster "Titanic," which until 2009's "Avatar" was the highest-grossing movie of all time, that returned Stuart to stardom and earned her an Academy Award nomination at age 87 -- the oldest actress ever nominated for an Oscar.
She played Old Rose, the counterpart of youthful passenger Rose (Kate Winslet) on the doomed ocean liner. Stuart's work helped frame the shipboard romance between the upper-class young Rose and working man Jack Dawson (Leonardo DiCaprio).
In her 1999 autobiography, "Gloria Stuart: I Just Kept Hoping," she wrote about the part that, "I knew the role I had wanted and waited for all these many years had arrived!"
After "Titanic," Stuart would work in a few more films and on television, but nothing would bring her a similar level of fame. She was married twice, to Blair Gordon Newell, from whom she was divorced in 1934, and to Arthur Sheekman, to whom she stayed married until he died in 1978.
Tony Curtis has died at the age of 85.
A representative for his daughter Jamie Lee Curtis confirmed the news of her father's death to ET today.
Born Bernard Schwartz on June 3, 1925, Curtis was best known for his roles in 1959 comedy Some Like It Hot and the following year's Spartacus.
Curtis was hospitalised in July after suffering an asthma attack but reportedly went home after a few days.
Curtis is survived by his sixth wife, Jill Vandenberg Curtis, whom he married in 1998. He was married to fellow screen star Janet Leigh for 11 years from 1951 to 1962
How sad, he was a ledgend.
Martina Navratilova has announced that she is "cancer-free" after undergoing surgery and six weeks of radiation treatment.
Speaking to People, Navratilova confirmed that she has now successfully completed her course of treatment.
"I am cancer-free," she stated. "Technically I was cancer-free after the lumpectomy in March… But then I had radiation to make sure that it killed any cancer cells that were still hovering about."
The former professional tennis player admitted that her radiation sessions proved to be more daunting than she had originally imagined.
"Surgery was easy, but the radiation was trickier. It was six weeks of really low energy. Radiation just sucks your energy like a vampire, day by day."
She continued: "Even when it was over, it took it a long time to get my energy back up… But now I feel as good as new. I have an excellent prognosis, and I'm really doing well."
Beating cancer has inspired the athlete to make some changes in her everyday life, she added.
"I stopped drinking coffee. It has already made me feel better. But other than that, I've always been very healthy."
Good news :cheer:
Hollywood writer Stephen Cannell, the producer of TV shows like "The A-Team" and "The Rockford Files", has died at the age of 69, his family said on Friday.
"Stephen J. Cannell passed away at his home in Pasadena on Thursday evening due to complications associated with melanoma. He was surrounded by his family and loved ones," the producer's family said in a statement.
Cannell, who struggled with dyslexia at school, wrote hundreds of episodes for television shows in the 1970s and 1980s and created the character of private investigator Jim Rockford.
"The Rockford Files", starring James Garner, ran for six years until 1980 and won an Emmy for best drama series.
Cannell also created or co-created almost 40 TV series including "Baretta," "The Greatest American Hero,", "Hardcastle and McCormick," "21 Jump Street," "The A-Team" and "Wiseguy."
"Stephen was the pillar of strength within his family and he touched everyone he met. He will be most deeply missed," the family said.
Cannell is survived by his wife of 46 years, Marcia, their three children and three grandchildren. His family asked that in lieu of flowers, donations be sent to the International Dyslexia Association or the American Cancer Society.
Oasis star Noel Gallagher has become a father for the third time.
According to The Sun, the 35-year-old musician and long-term girlfriend Sarah MacDonald welcomed Sonny Patrick into the world on Friday.
The couple already have 3-year-old son Donovan Rory, while Gallagher has a 10-year-old daughter named Anais from his previous marriage to Meg Matthews, who he separated from in 2001 after allegedly embarking on an affair with MacDonald.
Gallagher recently claimed that he would be too busy with parenting to make music for the next year.
Sutherland, Holloway for 'Dallas' reboot?
Kiefer Sutherland and Josh Holloway are reportedly being lined up to star in the upcoming reboot of Dallas.
TNT announced plans last month to bring back the classic soap opera based around a Texan oil family, and Larry Hagman and Patrick Duffy are believed to be on board to reprise their roles as JR and Bobby Ewing.
The new version will apparently focus on John Ross, JR's son, and Christopher, Bobby and Pam Ewing's adopted son.
24 star Sutherland and Lost actor Holloway have been linked to the roles of the two brothers, while Ghost Whisperer's Jennifer Love Hewitt and Heroes' Ali Larter are wanted to play their respective partners, reports the Daily Mail.
TNT's Michael Wright said: "This is not a remake as much as a continuation. It takes the next generation of Ewings and continues the battle."
A pilot episode will be shot in the New Year.
I'm on my way to audition for the part of Sue Ellen. :lol:
Are you serious Kathy??? how cool would that be for the both of us.. I think we would be the biggest Dallas remake fans ever!!!!
You can be Sue Ellen, I will play Pam!!
I always thought that Ncholas Cage would make a good J.R. but I'll settle for Kiefer playing him. Wonder if he will call Sue Ellen dumbass :D Better start on the vodka I need to practice that doe eyed plastered look.
Representatives for Kiefer Sutherland, Jennifer Love-Hewitt and Josh Holloway have dismissed rumours that the trio will star in the forthcoming Dallas reboot.
All three were previously rumoured to be in talks to appear in the series.
Gossip Cop now reports that a spokesperson for 24 star Sutherland has announced that there is "no truth" to the story.
A representative for Hewitt also claimed that the rumours were "not true" and a source for Holloway confirmed that the casting was "not happening".
Former Lost actor Holloway was previously linked to NBC's remake of The Rockford Files.
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Lies lies.. don't listen to this kath.. we will have our own remake with Keifer and Josh and me and you!!
Yeah who needs them. Our SB Dallas remake wil be a million times better than anything they can turn out. You and Josh as Bobby and Pam, Me and Kiefer as J.R and Sue Ellen. What a blockbuster it will be. We need to get a hold of Bryan to sharpen his pencil and get writting.
Les Dennis is to be a dad for the third time as he revealed his wife Claire is three months' pregnant.
The stage star and former Celebrity Big Brother contestant, 56, is said to be "thrilled" about having another child.
Les and 39-year-old Claire - who have been together five years and married last year - already have a daughter together, Eleanor, who is two-and-a-half.
The three-times married TV star was divorced from second wife, actress and Britain's Got Talent judge Amanda Holden, in 2003.
A spokeswoman for the couple said: "Les and Claire are thrilled that Eleanor is going to have a sibling."
Les - currently touring in the musical Hairspray, and soon to star in panto with former Baywatch babe Pamela Anderson - has a son Philip, 31, from his first marriage.
Rod Stewart's secret love child has spoken of her joy at being welcomed back into the rocker's life.
46-year-old Sarah Streeter, whom the 'Da Ya Think I'm Sexy' singer fathered at the age of 18, told the Daily Mail of her gratitude at being invited to meet other members of his extended family for the first time.
"At the moment it’s all baby steps, but whatever issues were there have all been forgotten, for both of us," Streeter said. "It’s all water under the bridge now. It’s nerve-racking, too, but just as much so for him as it is for me.
"There’s no anger there. I never was angry about what happened really, just sad. But now I’m older I see things differently and realise that it has been as difficult for him over the years as it has been for me. Now we’re at the start of a new chapter, and that’s wonderful."
Streeter, who was put up for adoption as a baby after Stewart ended a teenage relationship with her birth mother Susannah, explained that her famous father had upped his attempts to reach out to her after the death of her adoptive mother in 2007.
She continued: "We did have quite a lot of contact at first in the middle-to-late *Eighties. I even went to stay at his house in Epping. But then it fizzled out, on both our parts, really. I got on with my life and he got on with his.
"Now I’m getting to know him more I think I understand what went on. Rod has actually come into my life in a big way since mother’s gone, and I don’t think that’s a coincidence.
"At the end of the day, I’d been adopted, I was their child, and he didn’t want to step on their toes. But at the time, of course, I couldn’t see it like that.
"I was in a very bad place for a long time after Mum’s passing and not ready for anything else, but he showed me he was there for me and that was very important."
Streeter, who has yet to meet Alastair, Stewart's first son with wife Penny Lancaster, stated that she didn't mind the relative distance of their relationship, as she is just happy to be acknowledged as part of his family.
"For a while, he didn’t really talk about me but, now, he talks about his seven children and an eighth on the way, not the six, and that's lovely," she said. "Finally, it’s all turned out the way I wanted it to, and it couldn’t be better."
Mika's sister is reportedly in a critical state in hospital after falling 50ft from a third floor window and becoming impaled on the railings below.
Paloma Penniman is believed to have been sitting on the ledge of her apartment in Kensington, London at 5am yesterday when she slipped and fell onto the bars outside her front door.
A railing spike entered her abdomen and she impaled both her legs, according to The Sun.
Mika - who was at the house at the time after the pair had gone out for dinner together - immediately called for help. Firefighters cut out a section of the railings and Penniman was taken to hospital with the bars still in her.
The 28-year-old stylist underwent surgery at Royal London Hospital in Whitechapel, where an "utterly inconsolable" Mika is said to be keeping a vigil with his family.
A source said: "To say he's traumatised by this doesn't even come close. Mika is out of his mind with worry. Paloma had surgery today on her abdomen and legs - but she is critically ill
"No-one really knows what happened. One minute Paloma was sitting on the window-ledge, the next she had fallen onto the railings. It's the stuff of nightmares."
Mika's spokesman confirmed: "Paloma had a serious accident. She is in a critical but stable state. The family have asked for privacy at this time."
Penniman recorded backing vocals on Mika's last album The Boy Who Knew Too Much.
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US soul singer Solomon Burke, who wrote the classic song Everybody Needs Somebody to Love, has died at Amsterdam's Schiphol airport aged 70.
The former preacher turned singer had been due to perform at a well-known club in the city on Tuesday.
The self-proclaimed King of Rock & Soul was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 2001 and won a Grammy in 2003.
Burke leaves behind 21 children and 90 grandchildren. :eek:
Dutch national broadcaster NOS said he died on a plane early on Sunday after arriving on a flight from Los Angeles.
The cause of death has not yet been announced.
Dirty Dancing
Born in Philadelphia, he began his adult career as a preacher and hosted a gospel radio show.
In the 1960s, he signed with Ahmet Ertegun's Atlantic Records - home to Ray Charles. His first hit record was a cover version of the country song Just Out Of Reach.
In 1962, he had another hit with the single Cry To Me, famously used 25 years later in the film Dirty Dancing.
Two years later in 1964, Burke wrote and recorded arguably his most influential song Everybody Needs Somebody to Love. It went on to be covered by artists including The Rolling Stones and Wilson Pickett.
Burke performed at Glastonbury in 2008 It was also performed by Dan Ackroyd and John Belushi in the 1980 film The Blues Brothers.
Burke was inducted into the the Rock And Roll Hall of Fame in 2001, the same year as Michael Jackson, Aerosmith and Island Records founder Chris Blackwell.
His career had something of a revival the following year with his record Don't Give Up On Me, where he sang songs written by artists including Bob Dylan, Brian Wilson and Van Morrison.
It was named best contemporary blues album at the 45th Grammy Awards in 2003.
Burke, dubbed by legendary Atlantic Records producer Jerry Wexler as "the best soul singer of all time", continued to perform and played Glastonbury's Jazz World stage in 2008.
Earlier this year, he performed in Gateshead, Exeter and London's Jazz Cafe, spending all of the gigs seated in his specially made throne.
In an interview with The Telegraph, Burke said: "As long as I have breath to do it, I'll sing, with God's help."
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RIP Solomon :(
Courteney Cox and David Arquette have split after 11 years of marriage.
According to TMZ, the couple separated "several months" ago, but continue to maintain a professional relationship and friendship.
In a statement, they said: "The reason for this separation is to better understand ourselves and the qualities we need in a partner and for our marriage. We remain best friends and responsible parents to our daughter and we still love each other deeply.
"As we go though this process we are determined to use kindness and understanding to get through this together."
They added: "We are comfortable with the boundaries that we have established for each other during this separation and we hope that our friends, family, fans and the media also show us respect, dignity, understanding and love at this time as well."
The pair met while filming Wes Craven horror film Scream in 1995 and married four years later.
Their daughter Coco Riley was born in 2004.
Cox and Arquette are currently reprising their roles for the fourth film in the Scream franchise, which is expected to be released next year.
Agony aunt Claire Rayner has died at the age of 79.
She worked for the Sunday Mirror during the 1980s and was named medical journalist of the year in 1987. She has also wrote a string of novels and appeared on countless TV shows.
A former nurse and midwife, for many years she was the president of the Patients' Association.
She had been suffering from cancer for several years and in 2006 wrote about her illness on the BBC News website.
I remember her well, RIP Claire :(
Poor Claire, she had a very down to earth, no nonsense approach to answering her readers problems. I really liked reading her columns. RIP Claire.
Christina Aguilera and her husband of five years have reportedly split up.
The popstar and music executive Jordan Bratman have apparently been separated for a few months.
A source told US Weekly that the pair have not yet decided to divorce, but explained that "they are now living apart, and they will see how that goes".
The insider continued: "They were very much in love. But over the last six months, it became clear they were more like friends than husband and wife."
Aguilera and Bratman met in 2002 and married in 2005. They have 2-year-old son Max together.
The source added that the former couple remain committed to raising Max, saying: "He is their main concern."
A representative for the pair is yet to comment.
Kate Moss has reportedly been married to boyfriend Jamie Hince since August.
According to The Mirror, the couple tied the knot in an "intimate" ceremony attended by close family and friends in Sicily, Italy on August 7.
"Kate's had a fairly turbulent love life. But she's a romantic at heart. The plans were kept very quiet as Kate wanted the day to be low-key and purely a celebration of their love. She's never been one for convention or tradition, but Jamie's been there for her through thick and thin, and she simply felt the time was right," a source said.
"They planned the day for weeks and were so excited. Kate didn't want a stuffy, formal do, but something spiritual. Minutes after tying the knot, the giggling newlyweds were outside the church, dancing under trees. It was an incredibly happy day."
Moss and Hince have been dating on and off since 2007.
Alicia Keys has given birth for the first time, as husband Swizz Beatz celebrated the arrival of their baby boy on Twitter.
The baby was reportedly not due until next month, but the singer went into labour on Thursday before giving birth in a New York hospital.
Beatz, real name Kasseem Dean, wrote on his Twitter page: "I'm so thankful for everything I been blessed with in my life wowwwwww (sic)."
Fellow singer Mary J. Blige replied: "'m So excited 2 Congratulate my brother @therealswizzz and @Aliciakeys on there. New, baby, boy!!!!!!!."
The baby is Keys's first, while Beatz has three children from previous relationships.
Lance Armstrong has become a father for the fifth time.
The Tour de France star took to his Twitter account this morning to announce that girlfriend Anna Hansen had given birth to a daughter called Olivia Marie.
He later added: "Good morning! Thanks to you all for the support and well wishes. Momma and Olivia (@Cincoarmstrong!) are doing great. She's a beauty! (sic)"
The new arrival had her own Twitter account set up earlier this year, with her first tweet reading: "I got 2 arms, 2 legs, a nickname, and i'm 2 inches long. See y'all in October." It was updated yesterday to read: "I'm 'bout ready to get outta here!"
Armstrong and Hansen are already parents to son Max, who was born last year. Armstrong also has three children - Luke, Isabelle and Grace - from his marriage to ex-wife Kristin Richard.
Celine Dion has reportedly been admitted to hospital in preparation for the birth of her twin boys.
It is claimed that Dion was admitted early as a preventative measure to ensure that there are no issues with the pregnancy.
"Ms Celine Dion has been admitted to St Mary's Medical Centre in West Palm Beach, Florida for observation at the recommendation of her doctors," a statement from Dion's representative said. "She has been admitted to prevent the early delivery of her babies which is the standard of care for any patient with twin pregnancy in this clinical setting."
Dion's husband Rene Angelil recently denied that the singer was planning to deliver her babies via C-section.
St Mary's Medical Centre also released a statement which refuted rumours that the star had made a number of demands to the hospital.
People says that security at St Mary's has been increased in the wake of Dion's admission.
Pop star Mika has thanked London's emergency services for rushing to his sister's aid after she was impaled on a metal rail following a freak fall from a window earlier this month.
The Grace Kelly hitmaker's sibling, Paloma Penniman, fell 50 feet from a window at her home in Kensington, West London and landed on a metal rail last week.
Her legs were impaled on the rail's spikes, with one entering her abdomen. Firefighters quickly cut the section of the railing and a helicopter response team flew her to hospital.
Mika has revealed his sister is now in a stable condition after a series of operations, and has expressed his gratitude to all those who were involved in helping her.
In a post on his website, he writes, "Paloma is in a stable condition at the Royal London Hospital. She has undergone extensive surgery to her legs and surgery to her abdomen. Although she is in a lot of pain, things are looking remarkably good considering what happened.
"Over the coming weeks, Paloma will undergo more surgery and start her rehabilitation programme. Her recovery will be a long and difficult one but at this point in time there is no reason to believe that it won’t be a successful one.
"Paloma and the whole family feel extremely lucky and we are eternally grateful to the helicopter response unit, doctors and nurses of the Royal London for saving her life."
Happy Days star Tom Bosley has passed away at the age of 83.
According to TMZ, the sitcom actor was battling a staph infection before dying on October 1 at his home in Palm Springs, CA.
Bosley played the father of Richie Cunningham (Ron Howard) on the 1970s comedy.
"I saw him before I ever got to Hollywood on Broadway, and he was great," former Happy Days star Henry Winkler said about Bosley.
Winkler added to KNX-1070 News Radio: "I'm in shock, I really am. I spoke to him just a few weeks ago and he seemed to be getting his strength back."
The actor won a Tony award for his performance as New York City Mayor Fiorello La Guardia in the Pulitzer Prize-winning 1959 musical Fiorello!.
He also starred in the TV series Father Dowling Mysteries and appeared in the recent film The Back-up Plan.
Aww, loved him in Happy Days :( RIP Tom
Actress Kim Novak has been diagnosed with breast cancer.
Novak, best known for her starring role in the 1958 classic Vertigo, is undergoing cancer treatment and is expected to make a full recovery, according to her manager, Sue Cameron.
Cameron tells The Hollywood Reporter: "It was caught early by a routine yearly mammogram and is undergoing treatment. All her doctors say she is in fantastic physical shape and should recover very well."
Novak, 77, has also featured in notable films including Picnic, Pal Joey and Bell, Book and Candle.