:rotfl: Really like these, especially the second one.
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:rotfl: Really like these, especially the second one.
In response to no. 1 I have this for you:Quote:
Originally Posted by annette_tr9
Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year,
the Wongs have a new baby.
The nurse brings out a lovely, healthy, bouncy,
but definitely a Caucasian, WHITE baby boy.
'Congratulations,' says the nurse to the new parents...
'Well Mr. Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?'
The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says,
'Well, two Wong's don't make a white,
so I think we will name him...
Are you ready for this?
Sum Ting Wong
1. Crickets hear through their knees, cicadas hear thorugh their stomachs :eek:
2. In strict medical terms, morons are more intelligent than imbeciles, who in turn are more intelligent than idiots.
3. A law in the state of Ohio, USA requires domestic animals that are out after lighting-up time to wear taillights. :confused: How are they going to manage that?
for 2: where do blonds rake in this list :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Perdita
and 3: I can only think of one place to stick a tailight on animals and I would hate to be the one to enforce this
:rotfl: to the blonde question lol
1. The dollar sign is a modified version of the figure eight which used to be stamped on the old Spanish 'pieces of eight'. :)
2. Spain is named after the Carthaginian word meaning 'land of rabbits'. :D
3, Women of the Asian Kirghiz tribe face instand divorce if they dare to mention their husbands' names. :eek:
1. Research has shown that a dog wagging his tail more to the left is more friendly :searchme: Is that before he bites you or after?
2. Research has shown that cat owners are more intelligent than dog owners. :eek: Don't shoot the messenger, it's what I heard on the radio this morning
3. Nelson suffered from severe sea-sickness throughout most of his life. :sick:
1. 1 in 5 people want to spend Valentines Day with their pet :D
2. It is said that Queen Victoria wore a new pair of bloomers every day :eek:
3. The Belgian state airline Sabena was originally called 'Societe Anonyme pour l'Exploitation de la Navigation Aerienne' :eek:
I'm quite happy to do that :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Perdita
1. Studies have shown that the scent of Rosemary can help in better mental performance and make individuals feel
more alert. :)
2. The world record for the number of body piercings on one individual is 702, which is held by Canadian Brent Moffat. :eek:
3. The slowest growing finger nail is on the thumb nail and the fastest growing is the finger nail on the middle finger.