This is really good i've just read it all.
Tanya
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This is really good i've just read it all.
Tanya
xxx
Just caught up again Bry - its fab!! I can't wait to see whats coming up :D
Yey vinicki!!! :lol:
more soon x
Im loving Devon Seas i am going as far as to say it is better than corrie
damn right it is...Quote:
Originally Posted by bakedbean
GP's - Paignton
The GP shows Patrick and Amy into his room. He gestures for them to sit down then.
GP: Righty ho, Mr and Mrs O Brian, what can i do for you?
Patrick celary dosent want to be there, arms folded giving Amy dirty looks. Amy does the talking.
Amy: Erm...its a bit of a sensative matter...
GP: Mrs O Brian this morning ive had one case of Urinary Incontinence, two cases of the menopause and Iritiating Bowel Syndrome...trust me...im sure i can handle it...
Amy: Well my husband...and i...have been trying for a baby for a long time now...and as of yet no luck...so ya know...we was wondering if something was up...
GP: Sometimes it does take a while Mrs O Brian...its not always instant...but if you do have concerns... i can arrange for some tests...?
Patrick: What kind of tests?
GP: Well naturally one of the simplest and quickets tests is a semen anayalis Mr O Brian, from this would we would be able to determine whether you had a low sperm count...
Patrick: See what did i tell you Amy...they always blame the man... (to doctor) Look I'm not having my.... looked at by a doctor...
GP: I can understand that you feel rather embarassed about it Mr O Brian, but it would help us when determering what's the problem...
Patrick: Problem! I have no problems down there i can assure you... what about testing her?
Amy takes offence to being called "her".
GP: Mrs O Brian could have a Hysterosalpingogram, which would assess the anatomy of the endometrial cavity of the uterus and the fallopian tubes...
Amy: Whats that mean?
GP: Basically...we can see your sexaul organs and see if theres any problems there that could prevent conception....i.e you being pregnant...
Amy: Oh thats great...is it possible for me to have one?
GP: Certainly...i could book one up at the radiology department at Torbay Hospital... and Mr O Brian...
The GP hands him a small tube...
GP: Just a small sample...
Patrick has an annoyed look on his face, Amy smiles
:lol: That was Fab honey! hehe patrick!
More soon x
great!!
where did you get all them long words from :p and you a secret doctor :p
a useful thing called the 'tinternet! :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by crazylea
good point :p
Mansfields House - Morning
The front door slams shut as Rebecca leaves the house.Nick is half dressed in Vickys bedroom, she is still lying in bed.
Nick: Finally the old dragon's gone...
Vicky: Oi thats my mother...and your potenital mother in law...
Nick: It's a bit early on to be taking inlaws isnt it?
Vicky: Yeah i suppose so...
Nick: Mind you, if you think Rebecca is bad...you havent seen my mother...shes one nutcase...
Vicky: Oh and when will i get to see her?
Nick: When she emerges from the rock that shes crawled under...besides ive been thinking and i dont want to tell anyone yet about us...
Vicky: Why not? I want to shout it from the rooftops!
Nick: So do i...but i dont want to curse it...the moment we go public the relationship involves everyone, just now its between us too...and its more fun like that...
Vicky: I suppose so...but not even mom and Richard?
Nick: Especially not them to! God theyre control freaks! Theyd be trying to get us married settled and with and starting a family within the year!
Vicky: I suppose so...
Nick: Will you stop saying that..
Vicky: Oh its just im not in the mood for conversations...i just want you to come back to bed...
Nick No can do im afriaid...now that ive been appointed the top dog of the Taylor empire i need to start proving myself to his royal highness...
right then im off
Nick kisses Vicky
Nick: I'll see you tomorrow...
Vicky: Tomorrow?
Nick: Treat em mean, keep em keen...
Vicky laughs, Nick leaves, she smiles to herself.
awww sweet :)
Singh & Son Conveniance Store
Tom is coming out of the local shop with a bag full of shopping, he bumps into Chris. They head back to their house.
Tom: Oh look who it isnt...
Chris: Haha, Craig must be in some kind of good mood for a change, he let me go an hour early...
Tom: Oh good, you can help me cook the tea for a change...
Chris: Oh no i have plans: to lounge on the sofa, with a beer in my hand and wrestling on tv...female wrestling...
Tom: And i thought my life was sad...
Chris: How can it be with her?
Tom looks outside the front door. Luqina is standing there, with twenty or so bags/suitcases.
Tom: Luqina?...What's going on?
Luqina: Any room at the inn?
Tom and Chris are shocked at the amount of bags she has....
Bachelor Boys House
Tom: Luqina...whats going on?
Luqina: Ive had a falling out with my landlord...silly fool has only gone and kicked me out...so i thought id come and suprise you...
Chris: You've done that alright, the queen has less baggage than that...
Luqina: Oh well a girl has to make herself glam...thats only half the stuff...the rests in storage...
Tom: And you want to stay here?
Luqina: If you dont mind...
Tom: Well moving in with your partner usually doesent happen till a few months in...
Chris: And hows your father a few weeks in, but that didnt stop you...
Tom: Yes thank you Chris...
Luqina: It will only be tempooprary until i can get my own place...unless you want me to stay...
Luqina waves her coat a bit to reveal some breast, Tom stares at her open mouthed.
Tom: No erm of course i want you to stay...infact you can stay as long as you like.
Luqina runs up and hugs Tom
Luqina: Great stuff! (kisses Tom) Right then you guys, you can bring my bags in...and ill call the storage to deliver the rest tomorrow...
Luqina grabs Toms keys and walks off inside. Chris looks at Tom...
Chris: Something gives me the idea that we're going to regret the day you let her stay...
This is fab honey more soon x
good stuff!
Just did a catch up of todays. Its great!! Well done!
uh oh.. poor tom is going to be taken for a ride...
Poor lust struck Tom... as Chris said hes gonna regret the moment he agreed to let her stay:(
he will.. she is going to take him for a ride.. coniving cow.... I bet it is Emma who discovers that she is using Tom but nobody will believe Emma as she has a thing for himQuote:
Originally Posted by JustJodi
sighhhhhhhhh men are so easy !!!!:lol: Poor Emma.. maybe some how some one will think there may be some truth in it..hopefully it will be Tom, cos that cow that moved in isn't gonna stay faithful and she is obviously obviously HIGH MAINTANCE :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Siobhan
very high maintance.. and do you notice how she is using sex to get what she wants.. if thing are not going her way, she flashes her boobsQuote:
Originally Posted by JustJodi
how many of us flash our boobs to get what we want! i know i do!!
i don't have any :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skits
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: right back at ya chic!
I have em but I don't flaunt em:rotfl: :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Siobhan
Bachelor Boys House - Morning
Romeo comes down and stomps his toes on some of Luqinas bags in the hallway. He curses her and walks into the living room.
Chris: Morning mate...
Romeo: Morning...she is taking the piss... she's only been her one night and shes taken over...
Chris stares at one of Luqinas bras that are hanging on the edge of the chair
Chris: I dont know...it has its upsides...
Romeo: (laughs to self) Typical...
Romeo walks into the kitchen and attempts to make breakfast!
Romeo: Not having any breakfast this morning...oh i dont believe it! All the breads gone...Chris!
Chris: Dont blame me, for once i am enterily innocent...it's Luqina...she made toast for her and Tom last night...but kept on burning it...so...
Romeo: Oh well I'll have to have cereal...
Chris Only if you like it dry...
Romeo: What!?
Chris: She used it all up on scrambled eggs...
Romeo slams the frigde door shut.
Romeo: Right that's it...ive had enough of her... im gonna say something.
Chris stares at the bra again.
Chris: I donno, maybe wait a few weeks...
Romeo: Christ! Is everyone in this house a bunch of selfish sex mad slappers! Dya know what!? Stuff it...ill go down the cafe..!
Chris: Oh i'll join you...as logn as you pay...
Chris follows Romeo out of the house but Romeo slams the door shut in front of chris's face, he storms off to the cafe.
poor romeo! nothing worse then having your house taken over by a non paying guest!
Tom better watch himself, cause if Luquina doesn't get her way with him, i reckon she will try it on with Chris and by the sound of it, he won't say no
wrong friends' mrs Siobhan!Quote:
Originally Posted by Siobhan
More...more...more im loving evrey minute of devon seas
Bry there is a spoiler thread to give away storyline, let us guess :rotfl::rotfl:Quote:
Originally Posted by bondboffin
Red Rum Upstairs Flat - Morning
Amy is in the bedroom, brushing her hair and putting on her make up on, Patrick walks up the stairs.
Amy: Patrick is that you...
Patrick: Yes Honey "Immm Hommmee"
Amy: A bit too late now!...Patrick you could have at least called to say you were staying out...
Patrick: Oh well I had to meet a mate, he was only in town last night...
Amy: Youve already used that excuse in the past month!
Patrick: Yeah well I have a lot of friends...
Amy: Of the female variety no doubt...
Patrick storms in...
Patrick: What i do and who i see is nothing to do with you! I wish you'd get this obsurb notion out of your head...i am not screwing anyone but you!
Amy: Oh darling, you say it so nicely...
Patrick: The amount youve had me trying in the past month for that ruddy baby...im too knackered to even think of an affair!
Amy: Oh how would i know that youd turn this around on me! This baby is not just for me....its for our future...
Patrick: Sounds like a way to secure our failing marraige...
Amy: And who's fault is that!?
Patrick: Look here woman...is it any wonder i spend nights out!? When all i get from you when im here is constant nagging about comitment and babies! Your more obsessed than "Ma Walton"!
Amy raises her hadn to him, but he grabs it...
Amy: I could...
Patrick: And i could do things to you...but sadly homicide is illegal in this country...even to depserate husbands such as myself!....
Kisses Amy on the hand
Patrick: "Darling..."
Amy sarcastically holds her heart romantically.
Amy: How Romantic....and "darling" if i ever find out youve cheated on me again...ill introduce your intimatley with a food blender...
Patrick: Ill make sure that you never find out then... (grins)
Amy finishes brushing her hair, and holds an appointment card for the Radioology Departmentr in her hands.
aw briliant
i dont like patrick lol he dont treat amy very nicely :p
Bachelor Boys House
Claire and Romeoe are cuddled up together watching Paul O Grady. The doorbell rings.
Claire: Oh can you get it hun?
Romeo: Yeah sure...ive gotta get tea on anwyays...
Romeo gets up and answers the door, its Emma.
Emma: Hiya, is Claire here?
Romeo: Yeah sure, come in...
Romeoe closes the door and goes into the kitchen. Emma walks into the longue.
Claire: Oh hiya Ems...what's up?
Emma: Nothing, just thought id come round and have a chat, seen as your not round ours much anymore...
Claire: Oh you know what Romeo is like...if i spend too much time away from him he gets grumpy...common have a seat.
Emma sits down on the sofa by Claire.
Claire: So then....hows your day been?
Emma: Alright you know...oh my god...this new lecturer has started at college...he teaches English and oh my god...he is so hot...
Claire: I see you move on fast...
Luqina walks down the stairs, evesdropping on Claire and Emma's conversation...
Emma: Oh well i know that me and Tom are never going to happen...
Claire: I knew it wouldnt work...i mean hes 10 years older than you babe...
Emma: Yeah but i was sure we'd made a connection...
Claire: What did he say to you then?
Emma: He didn't...i went down to the beachut, and he was "at it" with that slapper that hes seeing...
Claire: What Luqina..?...God she's doing everyones head in here...she thinks she owns the place.
Luqina has heard all of this. Romeo walks out of the kitchen and confronts her...
Romeo: I dont know about where you come from, but in this country its rude to listen to other people's conversations...
Luqina: (acting innocent) Oh Chris..erm...
Romeo: Im Romeo actually...and i think its about time you and me had a little chat dont you?
oooooo go romeoe
Bachelor Boys House
Romeo and Luqina are sitting at the kitchen table.
Luqina: Honestly Romyo I didn’t mean to listen in…but I heard my name that’s all…
Romeo: Roe –me –o….besides that’s not what I have an issue with here…
Luqina: Oh?
Luqina starts to curl her hair with her fingers and flicker her eyes
Romeo: You’ve only been here five minutes and your taking over…with the bags and having all the food and drink…
Luqina: Oh well Tom did say to make myself at home…
Romeo: There’s a different between make yourself at “our home” and taking over the ruddy house!
Luqina eyes Romeo up and down.
Luqina: Oh Im sorry Romyo…I didn’t mean to…I mean I didn’t even realise…
Romeo: That wont work with me….a bit of cleavage or flirtation…Tom and Chris may fool for it, but not me! I have a girlfriend in the next room thank you very much…
Luqina: I didn’t mean to…
Romeo: Yes you did…it might work for them but not for me…you’d better buck up your ideas, because im on to you…I know your game…I’ve known your type a million times over…and one word from me and Tom will see sense…now let this be a warning…shape up or ship out…
Luqina is lost for words.
Quote:
Originally Posted by bondboffin
:lol: i love them too! They kinda remind me of den and angie/chrissie!
this fab honey just caught up more soon x
Hi guys, this is the next part, that i said i'd post for Bryan. I wish i could write something as fab as this.....:)
Bachelor Boys House
Claire, Luqina and Emma are in the living room. Romeo walks in from the kitchen…
Romeo: We’re all out of eggs…I wonder why…(evils up Luqina) im off round the shops…
Luqina: Oh do you want me to go Chris…erm I mean Romeo?
Romeo: Forget it! Claire can you keep an eye on the kitchen whilst im gone…don’t want anything disappearing…
Romeo storms out the house. Claire walks into the kitchen.
Luqina: I hope I haven’t done anything to upset him…
Emma: Oh don’t worry, its Italian temper…he just explodes every now and again…
Luqina: Oh good…I don’t want to upset anyone…
Emma: So then…Luqina…what is that you do?
Luqina: What I do…oh im a hairdresser…
Emma: Oh cool, my mom used to be one…hence why my hair looks a mess.
Luqina starts to stroke Emma’s hair.
Luqina: Its beautiful hair…I wish mine was as nice as this…always wondered what it would be like to be a blonde…they say they have all the fun…
Luqina pulls hard on Emma’s hair and grabs hold of her mouth to muffle the sounds.
Luqina: Especially with other people’s boyfriends…now listen up you stupid little girl…cus I wont say it again….you leave well away from Tom, im all the woman he needs, he doesn’t need no stupid ugly little school girl going after him… what makes you think an ugly runt like you stands a chance with my man… go near him again and ill do more than yank your hair…ill pull out the bloody roots.
Luqina lets go. Emma gets up and rushes away towards the door.
Emma: (Panicked) Your mental you are…
Luqina: You’d better believe it Mrs…im onto a nice little earner here…and trust me “Ems”…this is one “slapper” that you don’t cross you get me!?
Emma runs out of the house. Claire hears the door slam and comes into the living room.
Claire: Where did Ems go?
Luqina: Not sure…think she said tea was ready or something… talking of which what we got tonight?
Luqina smirks to herself.