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22-12-2005, 14:21
Jojo

nope, not yet - bit difficult with the boys all home :rotfl:
22-12-2005, 17:43
chance

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Originally Posted by jojomum

nope, not yet - bit difficult with the boys all home :rotfl:

i know the feeling
22-12-2005, 23:16
alan45

This must be one of the best threads of any forum. You Ladies are hilarious and I hope you appreciate my input
23-12-2005, 00:37
Meh

Clucking bell! So this is what happens when I'm not around!

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10. Yes why replace eight inches of throbbing flesh with a plastic DILDO

Eight inches Alan? I think the ladies here might want to see proof of that!
23-12-2005, 06:45
JustJodi

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Originally Posted by Norman Bates

Clucking bell! So this is what happens when I'm not around!

Eight inches Alan? I think the ladies here might want to see proof of that!

Norman darling see what happens when u turn your back on us ladies and leave us alone to our own devices http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_3_5.gif

Alan my dear.. I am glad we are a source of entertainment to u,, and as NB says,, can ya back up dat braggin ???:moonie:
23-12-2005, 10:54
chance

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Originally Posted by alan45

This must be one of the best threads of any forum. You Ladies are hilarious and I hope you appreciate my input

thankyou,we love having you here with us :wub: :D
23-12-2005, 10:56
chance

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Originally Posted by JustJodi

Norman darling see what happens when u turn your back on us ladies and leave us alone to our own devices http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_3_5.gif

Alan my dear.. I am glad we are a source of entertainment to u,, and as NB says,, can ya back up dat braggin ???:moonie:

yeah we want proof!
28-12-2005, 20:05
alan45

Obviously you naughty lot got your battery operated Christmas Pressies as this thread seems to have died somewhat :eek:
28-12-2005, 20:53
chance

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Originally Posted by alan45

Obviously you naughty lot got your battery operated Christmas Pressies as this thread seems to have died somewhat :eek:

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
(vibration noise if you didnt guess)

huh what?
28-12-2005, 22:55
Jojo

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Originally Posted by chance

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
(vibration noise if you didnt guess)

huh what?

:rotfl: how true is that chance!!!! :rotfl:
31-12-2005, 17:39
chance

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
31-12-2005, 17:48
alan45

Hope you are using duracells
31-12-2005, 17:50
Luna

having a good time then chance?
31-12-2005, 18:04
alan45

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Originally Posted by Luna

having a good time then chance?

Obviously too busy to reply :eek:
31-12-2005, 22:57
chance

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Originally Posted by alan45

Hope you are using duracells

lmao definatley! only the best for my bunny
31-12-2005, 22:57
chance

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Originally Posted by Luna

having a good time then chance?

pmsl :rotfl:
31-12-2005, 22:58
chance

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Originally Posted by alan45

Obviously too busy to reply :eek:

ooooooo ahhhhh yeah brrrrrrrrrrrr havin a brill brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr time thanks brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :D
01-01-2006, 00:33
Jojo

Have to say though Chance - I rate the platinum better than this thrusting one lol!!!
01-01-2006, 00:38
chance

yeah i prefer the platinum.i just rate the little ear things and the vibration,dont need the thrusting and whatever else
01-01-2006, 00:49
Jojo

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Originally Posted by chance

yeah i prefer the platinum.i just rate the little ear things and the vibration,dont need the thrusting and whatever else

Same as my thoughts - if i wanted the thrusting, i wouldn't bother with something plastic!!! :rotfl: :rotfl:
01-01-2006, 00:56
chance

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Originally Posted by jojomum

Same as my thoughts - if i wanted the thrusting, i wouldn't bother with something plastic!!! :rotfl: :rotfl:

pmsl true
01-01-2006, 00:59
chance

the bloody thing pulls yr hair out,head hair not pubic lol,dont ask how i discovered this but its like glue when it comes to your head hair
01-01-2006, 01:38
alan45

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Originally Posted by jojomum

Same as my thoughts - if i wanted the thrusting, i wouldn't bother with something plastic!!! :rotfl: :rotfl:

Just right how can you replace 8 ins of throbbing flesh with a battery operated love toy :thumbsdow
01-01-2006, 15:50
willow

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Originally Posted by alan45

Just right how can you replace 8 ins of throbbing flesh with a battery operated love toy :thumbsdow

not always to replace
01-01-2006, 23:12
Jojo

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Originally Posted by alan45

Just right how can you replace 8 ins of throbbing flesh with a battery operated love toy :thumbsdow

Sometimes just need to help things along though honey!!! :rotfl: :rotfl:
01-01-2006, 23:43
chance

yeah it really gets you in the mood
02-01-2006, 00:31
alan45

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Originally Posted by chance

yeah it really gets you in the mood

Mrs 45 does not need one she has ME :rotfl:
02-01-2006, 13:23
Debs

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Originally Posted by alan45

Mrs 45 does not need one she has ME :rotfl:

i bet she has one hidden away somewhere and when you at work out it comes :rotfl:
02-01-2006, 18:10
chance

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Originally Posted by alan45

Mrs 45 does not need one she has ME :rotfl:

what about when your not around?or she goes to bed earlier then you and cant wait for you to come up? its always handy lol
14-01-2006, 22:17
alan45

Are you still on the same batteries
14-01-2006, 22:19
Jojo

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Originally Posted by alan45

Are you still on the same batteries

:rotfl: Not a chance :rotfl:
14-01-2006, 22:26
alan45

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Originally Posted by jojomum

:rotfl: Not a chance :rotfl:

You should buy rechargeables :rotfl:
18-01-2006, 00:03
crazygirl

i think you should ask your doctor

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