wow!!! that is all I can say....
Craig is one nasty piece of work and poor val losing her business thinking it is Tanya..
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wow!!! that is all I can say....
Craig is one nasty piece of work and poor val losing her business thinking it is Tanya..
excellent stuff. keep it up.
Please Post more soon.
:cheer: Its great!!!
This is absolutley incredible
Greasy Gary's Day
The bachelor boys are on one of the computers in Gary's cafe. They are on an internet dating site...
Chris: Christ look at that one!
Romeo: No thank you! I thought my sister was bad looking but her...!?
Chris: And she's no pamela anderson either!
Tom: Surely you shouldnt bother with looks, see what their intrests are and everything?
Romeo: Nah! Why would you want to go and see things like that. You can expect her to wear a paper bag over her face forver, so she has to be goodlooking...
Tom: Right then how to do make a profile?
Romeo: Well you put your photo in, and just give a bit of info about you...
Chris: Oh how exciting eh!? I feel like Cilla Black...wonder if he'll get any replies...
Romeo: Its Tom...i doubt it!
Chris and Romeoe laugh. The camera pans over to Nick who is chatting to Gary at the counter.
Gary: Not in the mood for caviar for breakfast?
Nick: DOnt joke...i just had to get out of there, dad is doing my head in... hes in a constant mood over Ed!
Gary: Still?
Nick: He needs to snap right out of it...
Richard wlaks in and slowly approcages Nick, Gary has cottoned on but Nick is oblivious and carries on chatting...
Nick: I mean hes lost out on an important deal becuase of it! A deal i ahd to do all the work for...its past a joke Gaz, he gives me all the dirty jobs and i dont get no thanks for it. Im the one running the place, but do i get the officisal title or the profits! No!
Richard: How i run my buisness is up to me...
Nick turns around in shock.
Richard: In future if you have something to say Nicholoas, say it to my face!
Nick: Dad...
Richard: I dont want to hear it!
Richard storms out of the cafe.
those bacholouer boys are classic
ooooohhhhhhh!!! interesting... more trouble at home for Richard/Nick/Tan and Ed.. keep these coming.. I am totally gripped
bit of a cliffhanger tonight in the next episode (posted on behalf of layne!)Quote:
Originally Posted by Siobhan
and then well youll be off siopbhan! how will you cope without devon seas!?
I won't see tonights one cause I am packing.. damn.. then I am not back til Jan 4th.. I will have to try get on line in Germany somewhere...Quote:
Originally Posted by bondboffin
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: tape it for me and I be back to see it
just had this random thought...imagine the whole hotel of germans watching you reading it and getting gripped and then slowly it becomes a global cult! :rotfl:Quote:
Originally Posted by Siobhan
ah ha.. not a bad idea.. you will have to start writing a german version, course it would have to be unfunny :rotfl::rotfl:Quote:
Originally Posted by bondboffin
dont mention ze war!Quote:
Originally Posted by Siobhan
I will try not to when I am over there :rotfl::rotfl: i showed my partner that episode and he found it very very funnyQuote:
Originally Posted by bondboffin
what of devon seas or fawlty towers?Quote:
Originally Posted by Siobhan
fawlty tower but I have told him all about devon seas and I am getting all your scripts together when I get back so he can read themQuote:
Originally Posted by bondboffin
oh cool lol, i reckon i should start a petiton to send to the bbc with peoples demands for it to be aired! :rotfl:Quote:
Originally Posted by Siobhan
Or you can send to BBC and ITV, your concepts and ideas are good enough to be put into any soap...Quote:
Originally Posted by bondboffin
Posting on behalf of BondBoffin as he is unable to post!!!
Greasy Gary’s – Night
A worker is clearing up the café. The bachelor boys are once again on the computer.
Worker: Ill be closing in a few minutes lads…
Romeo: Oh ok..we wont be long…come on then lets have a see who’s replied?
Chris: 3 replies! Go you mr love machine!
Tom: We haven’t opened them yet…
Chris: Number 1: Helga…she’s blonde…big bosoms…
Romeo: Sounds good…
Chris: But she’s fat, 50 and a German!
Romeo: Hell no!
Chris: Number 2: Rachel…22….London….ding dong look at her, what a stunner eh?
Tom: Let’s look at her info…
Romeo: (reads from page) Im opening to trying new things, how ever erotic…but be warned anyone who messes with me will end up with their….
Chris: Okay then maybe not… one more left lets hope for a bit of luck with this one…
Romeo: Alex…
Tom: Oh I like that name…
Romeo: Not when it’s a bloke!
Tom: You what!? I thought you said this was straight dating…
Chris shrugs in confusion.
Tom: Honestly this is just daft! I cant believe I even let you talk me into this! I think I’ll choose someone for myself…
Romeo: Okay but there’s always Helga is you don’t find anyone!
The lads laugh.
Red Rum Public House - Night
Val walks into the pub with James, she is totally in a daze. Margaret, Josie and Annie are in the pub and shout over to Val.
Margaret: Oi! Val love…
Val: Margaret?
Margaret: We were just wondering when you were re-opening, because I mean we’ve got to go all over to Torquay for our weekly term, and it’s a bit to…
Val: I’m not
Josie: What? Your not re-opening?
Val: No ladies I’m not…
Annie: Oh how come love?
Val: Because I’m in serious debt if you all must know. And thanks to Tanya Donagoon, who couldn’t be bothered to put out her cigarette, I’ve got no option but to sell my lively hood.
The old women mutter some sympathy.
Margaret: Poor love…honestly them Taylor rule the place…and where they don’t rule they destroy, I bet you any money Richard will try and nab that hairdressers…in fact I bet they plotted it.
Val: I don’t know…but when Tanya finally resurfaces, I’m not gonna let her forgot that in a hurry.
Tanya: Is that a fact Val?
Tanya walks into the pub, followed by Richard and Gary. Val gives her a murderous look…
thanks for posting that layne! your a star! layne will be my weekly wednesday night 2nd part poster as i have to go out to scouts.
stay tuned for todays double episode, posted later when i return from the cinema!
Oh will i now??? lol, course i will honey! I am catching up as we speak, Offical devon seas catch up day today!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by bondboffin
THE RED RUM PUBLIC HOUSE
The pub falls silence. The sound of Tanyas high heels can be heard as she approches Val.
Val: Well look who it isnt...the blonde bimbo who cant put out a ruddy' cigarette!
Tanya: Shut it Val, i dont even smoke!
Val: No you shut it, the fire was caused by a fag end, and you were the only one in the shop! Now thanks to you ive got no choice but to sell up!
Tanya: Im sorry to hear it Val...
Val: Sorry!? Your not sorry! I hope your happy with yourself you stupid little cow!
Tanya: Right that's it!
Tanya charges towards Val, who gravs Tanya hair and pulls it, a vicious bitch fight begins infront of a packed pub.
Richard: Eh! Eh! Break it up! What are you playing at Val!?
James: Defedning herself against your ruddy family! You thing you can control our lives around here! Well here's new for you! You cant! People around here have had ti with you and your stuck up family! If it sisnt Ed causing trouble and lowering the tone of the village its you looking down on us as tough we are not worthy!
Margaret: Here! Here!
Richard: Well at least what i know what you all think! You should be grateful! If it wasnt for me and my "stuck up family" youd have no homes or buisnesses! And this public exhibiton is the thanks teh Taylors get! Well thank you very much!
Richard storms out. Everyone looks ashamed
awww lol. god part :)
JENKINS MANOR - NIGHT
Richard is sitting alone, shirt rolled up, some buttons rundone, he is stroking hus hair with his hands, he has a bottle of whisky by him and hes looking at a photo albumn... he begins to open a bottle of pills
Nick: Dad! What the hell are you doing!?
Richard: Whats it look like?
Richard quickly tries to knock back the pills, but Nick grabs them of him in a rage.
Nick: No! I'm not going to let you do it! Christ dad why!?
Richard: What have i got to live for!?
Nick: Dont come that Dad! You've had a bad week...we all have them...but we dont try and top our selves! It'll pass! You'll get over it! Your not this weak dad, your a Taylor...and we are made of stronger stuff than this!
Richard: But...
Nick: No buts... is this the way? Leaving me and Tanya to cope with everything on our own..?
Richard: Your better off without me...no one likes me...you dont, i heard it all, and i doubt Tanya thinks highly of me since Ed left...and well that peformance down the Rum showed that that lot dont give a toss about me! I've got nothing to live for Nick...id had an unhappy life...
Nick: No you havent...youve had 3 children and a sucessful carreer!
Richard: Yes but ever since your mother left me, all those years ago ive neve been happy! Ive just had to move on with life...marry Dorren... provide for the family...
Nick: Exactly! You've moved on...so why not do it again!?
Richard: Maybe i dont want to Nick...maybe i cant anymore...
Richard's phone rings...
Nick: Well arent you going to answer it...?
Richard looks at it...
Richard: It's ed....
Richard picks up the phone
Baymoore Holiday Park
Ed: Meet me at the holiday park...now....
Baymoore Holiday Park - Night
Nicks car pulls up outside the entrance. Richard gets out, Nick starts to.
Richard: No Nick, i think id better deal with this on my own...
Nick: Okay then, i'll be outside if you need me...
Richard heads into one of the caravans, from the corner of another one peers Craig with an evil look on his face.
Richard: Ed? (Ed appears) Oh Edward thank god your safe, we've all been worried about you...
Ed: Look dad i havent got time for the trisha nonscene, i need to get out of the country now and i need money...
Richard: Well why didnt you say...i mean i havent got anything on me...
Ed: Typical! Even in my hour of need you cant give me what i want!
Richard: Its not by choice, i didnt know you needed, you didnt say...
Ed: Christs sake dad! Ive come here at a risk! Craig wan ts me dead, ive been escaping his men for 2 weeks now! He knows im here, and if i dont get out soon he's going to kill me!!
Richard: Look Ed, there has to be another way to sort this mess out...
Ed: There isnt, you can make deals with men like Craig! He's a madman, if he wants me dead then he'll sure as hell make sure i end up with a bullet in my gut! Im tried of running dad! I need a new life!
Richard: look....(hands over credit card) have this...it'll do for now...and well we'll have to sort something out at a later date...
Ed grabs it and attempts to leave the caravan
Richard: Look soon I'm sorry for everything, if i could turn back the clock i would, made life better for you...
Ed: You cant change how you feel! You've told me exactly what you think of me! You never loved me like you never loved mom! So why would you want to have a relationship with me!
Richard: If you listened to me!
Ed: I dont want to listen! Its not just Craig im running away from It's you! You and the ruddy Taylor family! Im sick of it! Its nothing but trouble! I need to find my way in life...without you, or Nick or Tan...infact stick the card (throws back at richard) ive had it with life...if i get caught i get caught, im better off dead...
Ed walks out, Richard is on the floor in tears. Ed walks down by a caravan and Craig grabs him. Ed kicks him in the groin and runs off towards his car.
Craig: Your a dead man Ed! (into phone) get him...
Ed gets into his car and speeds off. A car with Craigs men in is in pursuit. Nick beeps the horn and Richard runs out
Nick: Quick Dad! They are after Ed!
Richard rushes in.
Craig: Youd better order his reif Richard, becuase hes a dead man!
Devon Roads
A deadly carcash is in pursuit against Ed and Craigs men. Fast sppeds, swerving for pedestrians. Richards car is following them.
Richard: I hope he makes it...
Baymoore Parade
The Baymoore residents are around a huge christmas tree, singing christmas carols. The cars come down the parade, Ed swerves, but Craigs mens car hits the tree, residents move out the way, the tree falls down, everyone screaming. The gangsters start to shoot at Eds car, Richards car approcahes the bay. Ed revs up the car and speeds down the pier, spectuactulary crashing into the water. The car sinks.
Richard runs up the pier where his son has just commited suicide
Richard: No!!!!!!!!!! Edward!!!!!! No!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
The reisdents all rush down onto the beach, Nick runs to his had, who falls to his knees in greif.
Richard: Come back Ed! Please come back!!!!!!!!
end of the 2005 episodes! Hope you've enjoyed Devon Seas this year, it will return in 06!
:eek: Blimey!
nothing like a death at crimbo! :cheer: and you have to wait until janary to see what happens next! :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Abi
wow!! that was brill!!
Oh my gosh what a fantastic episode that is certainly the best episode i have read in a long time. Suicide on Chritsmas Day only you could do something as daring and spectacular as that i cannot wait till the new year but i have a funny feeling ed could still be alive???
I have to say bondboffin that was absolutley fantasic! Poor richard. Well done on a absolutley fantastic episode.
does life get better or worse for Richard when his ex wife Hilary returns next year?Quote:
Originally Posted by baileya
all will soon be revealed!
Im counting down the days lol
Devon Seas begins again tomorrow for a whole new year of action packed storylines! :cheer:
I can tell your itching to start writting....!
http://www.soapboards.co.uk/forums/s...371#post287371
new year - new thread - subsquent episodes will be found in the Devon Seas 2006 thread!
enjoy!
Bryan I love what u are doing with your characters, I feel like I am where they are , and I feel like I can see what they look like,, Bryan u have so much talent,, I hope I am around so I can say I REMEMBER HIM WHEN ..:DQuote:
Originally Posted by bondboffin
I like this better , cos we get a nice tasty chunk at a time, and leaves ya wanting to read more... well done my friend :cheer: :thumbsup:
awwww thanks Jodi!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by JustJodi
make sure catch up everyday in the DevonSeas2006 thread for all new episodes!
and cant wait? then have a look at the Devon Seas Spoilers Thread!
lol, i was thinking that the other day. I was thinking...imagine if i watched EE and your name came up at the end... i'd be like :eek: I KNOW HIM!!Quote:
Originally Posted by JustJodi
thats my aim in the next ten years Abi!Quote:
Originally Posted by Abi
:lol: I think i'd scream with joy if you do! I'm gonna be keeping a look out :p