(In prom dress shop with both of my parents as my dad had to drive us there.)
Dad: I could buy a house quicker than you can buy a dress!
Slight exaggeration there Dad! :rolleyes:
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(In prom dress shop with both of my parents as my dad had to drive us there.)
Dad: I could buy a house quicker than you can buy a dress!
Slight exaggeration there Dad! :rolleyes:
:rotfl: Kasple That one's good :p.
I don't get it lol..Quote:
Last year I was sat at the table with my mates at dinner time, and my friend's friend who was in Year 11 at the time walked in from her school trip and sat down.
Year 11 girl: Fancy a maths debate?
(Me and all but 2 of the people at the table burst out laughing, while the girl that started it informed us that she'd been asking the same question to people while on the trip.) Rebecca started laughing having figured it out, and Fabs was the only one left not laughing.
Fabs: What?!
Rebecca: I'm not explaining it to you...
I don't get it lol..[/QUOTE] I don't either :oQuote:
Originally Posted by CrazyLea
Say it quickly and it sounds like something a bit rude that males do.
Ooooooh I get it now, thanks :p
Haha I only got that when I read your little tip Kim! Thats funny!! :D
My Nan has a terrible habit of mixing her words up (shes dyslexic)
Anyways she also thinks she's cool.
Nan: Guess where I've been today (thinking she's cool)
Me: Where Nan?
Nan: Blue Parrot :D
Me: What the heck is that?
Nan: The shop where all the mosher kids go and the skaters with all the punky stuff :D
Me:.. You mean Blue Banana?
Nan: That's the one!!
How she managed to confuse banana with a parrot I'll never know!
She has also referred to:
Ben and Jerrys as Tom and Jerrys
A Toy Epic (Lit book) as Toy Story
Waterstones as Goldstones and waterspoons.
I'm sure there's more ahah.. Grandparents eh?
(At the bus stop, talking about me going back to school.)
Aunt: I hope you haven't forgotten all the things for your exams!
:lol: Don't know how she managed that one; why would I have finished in the middle of June if I had exams on the same stuff when I go back?
(On phone this morning, about me going to 6th form.)
Aunt: You have to do MORE exams?!
:lol: Don't see how someone can go to 6th form for 2 years and never sit an exam.
My mum: Is that the cucumber?
She meant the Gherkin :lol: >>> http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t...w/images-1.jpg
:lol: Thats funny!!
(My Nan commenting on what to do with the stuff dryer wheel)
Nan: Do you think it could do with some UB40???
Me:...WD40 Nan!
Emma: Was Christ religious?
Me:......Wasn't he Jewish....originally?
She actually said was Christ's religious as in my old school. :lol: