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Me and my mate Bethany were swimming and we thought no one was around so we began dancing weirdly for a laugh. Unknown to us, there was a huge balcony above us (for parents watching their kids swim) and tonnes of other lads our age were pointing at us and laughing! It was so embarressing, we saw them on the way home too and they followed us. Needless to say we haven't been back there.
Ah just remembered something, when i was 3 i really needed a pee so i thought i'll just do one in the bushes, what i didn't realise was my cat was in the bushes it got all peed over opps lol and worst the next door neighbour saw and he went 2 my school and told everyone!
Oh yeah that reminds me. We went down south west with the boat the other week and we were just at the slipway when my dad's friend was stood on the side in front of all the parked cars and my mum had picked the dog out when he remarked casually "This is warm, isn't it?" But unknown to him, the dog had started urinating on his foot and everyone thought we were accompanied by a complete weirdo.
My friend got me thinking about this again today when we were out shopping, when she asked if I'd ever been in the boy's toilets. When I was about 5, I walked up to the toilets and saw the picture of the figure with the dress on. So I thought you could only go in there if you had a dress on, and I had trousers on on that day. So I saw the figure wearing trousers and ended up in the boy's toilets :rotfl:
I was out shopping with my mate, her sister and her mum when her sister, who is 17, decided she wanted to try on something, and so did I. So she was first in the queue for the changing room and this man came along and asked her how many, and not being the brightest of types, she thought he meant how many people and not how many items, so she said 2 and dragged me in the changing room with her, and the staff were laughing; I think they thought we were lesbians. Anyway, it got worse, because she didn't have a bra on, and then she couldn't get the dress on, so she was making rather perculiar noises. I guess the whole shop thought we were at it in there. :rotfl:
Ok, a few years ago i went camping with the Explorer Scouts (i'm part of a Scout troop) and on one of the days, we went to this assault course place which was in a middle of a field. We all decided to take part in this assault course, and on this assault course, there was a tyre tunnel. The instructor warned us that when we go in the tyre tunnel we may lose our trousers as when we're crawling in the tyre tunnel, our trousers could easily slip off. So i went in the tyre tunnel on the assault course but i didn't just lose my trousers, i lost my boxers too! I was in the tyre tunnel half naked waist down dragging myself along, and had to shout to the instructor that i was naked from the waist down. While i was in the tyre tunnel, another scout decided to crawl through behind me. I got out of the tunnel and was naked waist down and all the scouts on the camp were forced to look away as the scout behind me passed me my boxers and trousers to put back on! I was the only person on the whole camp to lose my trousers and my boxers....it was embarrasing! :o
:rotfl: Dave! that is soooo typical that you would be the one to lose your trousers and boxer too!! :lol: Mybe you should have worn a skirt!! :pQuote:
Originally Posted by DaVeyWaVey
awwww LOL I think that is the best cringe story I have ever heard!
Bless you.
Lol how about a tight dress, or some dungarees.
Don't think I've posted this in this thread, I did look, but I'm really tired, and might have missed it.. so if I have I apologise :cool:
Anywho, it's really embarrasing to me, probs not to all you lot ha..
In like year 8 or 9, me and my mate were walking home, and I said to her "Why don't we take the long way." The long way is through a forrest, and she had never been down there, but I had a week before with someone else, so thought I knew my way out of there. Anyway, about half way in, we were a little lost-ish, and I saw a wolf!! So I grabbed her and yelled "Oh my god, there's a wolf, run!" So we both scarpered back towards the opening, when all of a sudden, me being the klutz I am, I tripped over a STONE! And fell flat on my front and had mud EVERYWHERE! Then we heard a man from down a bit say "Don't worry loves, it won't bite." ... It was only a little dog, that belonged to the man :o Sooo embarrasing! My mate told everyone the next day - Now though, we end up creasing about it whenever we think about it.