i think the best one was christmas
Chrissie- Could you not have waited till after dinner (then she threw sprouts all over the floor)
It was when the watts all had the big row in the vic on christmas day
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i think the best one was christmas
Chrissie- Could you not have waited till after dinner (then she threw sprouts all over the floor)
It was when the watts all had the big row in the vic on christmas day
Some random ones:
Little Mo: (when a man phones for "Madam Whiplash"): You've been a naughty boy?... What did you do?... Oh I'm sure you didn't mean to, you sound ever so sorry.
Sam: Would you still love me if I was fat?
Andy: No
Nana Moon: Alfie, I've decided I want to get cremated.
Alfie Moon: Come on then, get your coat.
Den (about Dennis): He'll be back. He's like me - he knows where his home is.
Sharon: So we'll see him in 14 years then.
Den response to Phil's concern over Dennis's hot-headedness:
"I'll give em some prim rose tablets and he'll be fine."
KAT: Coq au vin - I thought that was sex in a lorry
Jim: You gonna ‘ave a go, are ya Girl?
Dot: I ain’t no sex bomb! I’m a respectable married woman
Tommy: I bet you'd love to be standing in my shoes right now.
Den: Moccassins ain't my style!
Dennis- What are you scared of?
Sharon- You!
Dennis- Me?! Id never hurt a hair on your head, I’d kill anyone who hurt you
Sharon- Exactly, you’ve come from a world tainted my life, you say killing like it means nothing
Dennis- what is it? I sit down, you stand up, I stand up, you sit down (talking to Sharon before they sleep together the first time)
MO: Here... What say we spice this up a bit? I got a tenner says I can whup your saggy old backside!
DOT: Don't go letting her speak to you like that, Jim. At least you ain't been cheating.
JIM: Don't you worry, Dorothy I won't. [TO MO] I could beat you with both hands tied behind my back.
MO: Then put your money where your gob is. Ten quid!
DOT: Come on. I've got something for you.
JIM: Right now?
DOT: That's right.
JIM: Steady on Dorothy. Not in front of the children
DENNIS: There's worse crimes than gambling.
ASH: What? Like incest?
DENNIS: Incest ain't incest unless you are blood related.
ASH: Yeah but it doesn't matter anyway does it? Cause you've moved on.
SHARON: You just go running off half-cocked…
DENNIS: and who has to pick up the pieces eh? Me and Sharon, every time
VICKI: Why won’t you listen to me?
CHRISSIE: am I going to have to start banging heads together?
DENNIS: So, this late night of yours?
SHARON: Had a quiet drink after everyone'd gone home, that's all.
DENNIS: On your own, were you?
IAN: What d'you want?
CHRISSIE: Y'know Ian, that's what I like about you. You really know how to make a girl feel special.
IAN: What can I get you?
CHRISSIE: Can you do me a bacon sarnie?
*clicks into brain* Oh yeah I remember that. I had a Den one in Shannis's flat but I forget things... easily... lol so yeah I got loads just dnt remember them but Nana Moon saying Im not dead yet was funny!!Quote:
Chrissie: I love your father very much. And heaven help me I’ve learned to love you lot as well…But for once, in your selfish, miserable lives, could you not of waited until after dinner?! (She throws the bowl of sprouts to the ground
DANNY: If your jaw drops any lower we could use your mouth as a dust pain
JAKE: Oh go and play with your Daleks!
Angeldelight yours are brill you have loads and loads a personal favourite of mine is
Forever I mean it *sobs* we all know who said this
Woe angeldelight they are all fab!!! Chrissie and Den had some great one liners, dennis to!
Urm, can't think if any more
Den: Ladies if ya going to throw ya handbags at each other do it outside not in my pub
<He always said that to people>
Andy to Jake:Where's Dumber?
Den: There's something wrong with you Dennis.
Dennis: Yeah, I'm sitting across from you
These last 3 are my fav's:
Dennis to Zoe:'And that's what this nympho stepford wife act is all about is it?'
:rotfl:
Andy to Dennis - "So what you gonna tell Zoe? 'Thanks for the sex, ta ta'?"
Ethel - "Anyone seen my Willy?"
(Dennis to Den about cigarettes)
DENNIS: It's down to no parental control as a child
DENNIS to Vicki: What did she do to you that was so cruel hey? Did she have her boyfriends kick you up and down the stairs to knock some sense into you? Tie you to a radiator while she went on holiday to keep you out of trouble? No, she's on the blower every week asking how you are :crying:
Sobs Poor Dennis
Yes poor dennis
What was that stacey said to zoe that night when dennis return after he had left for a month without a word and they were fighting at the door
She said something like you bunny boiler freak but i cant remember the rest but it crack me up she was right though :lol:
Lol, may watch that one tonight and let you know... she kept calling Dennis a loser - I remember that much hehe!