Tom to Mandy : Your not my mummy!
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Tom to Mandy : Your not my mummy!
Nancy: Jake, keys
Mercedes:Russ, wallet
carmel moments in court
lawyer to carmel : did you see the defendant in the club the night mrs cunningham was pushed
carmel : well he works there doesnt he, well he did until he did this, well thats if he did this
carmel : oh i've never done this before, except once for my other sister not mercedes, jacqui shes also a bit lairy
"Mercedes wouldn't do that, shes married to Russ you see it was a double wedding - her and our Tina. ooh it were lovely!" :rotfl:Quote:
Originally Posted by *-Rooney-*
Rhys on the phone to Neville: shut up early?....family meal?....what d'you mean best behavior?
When Leo was doing the family trees
Calvin - you pathetic waste of a father
Danny - you got our mmums mixed up.
Steph: "How come my straight brother can get a boyfriend and I can't?"
(just as sarah walks in on craig and JP)
Frankie (continues her speech): craig come out where ever you are
michaela: my brothers gayer than yours
Clare: How do I know he's dead
Warren: Sorry didn't have time to get a death certificate :D