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Chrissie getting quetioned by the police
Chrissie: He was assumed dead for 4 years, he didn't contact anyone not even Sharon, so when she tells you how certin she is that he would contcat her, we'll he didn't and that time i was the women that nobady had heard off.
that was classic and the reasult of that was they stopped lokking for Den, nice one Chrissie.
i dunno if its already been posted...so sorry if it has but my fave is .
peggy : get outta ma pub. :rotfl:
:lol:One of the best! :thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by xsteffx
Zoë and Kat are at a hen party and they start to argue
Zoe: No, you’re always doing this to me and I ain’t having it
Mo: Stop it the pair of you.
Zoe: What’s it got to do with you any way?
Kat: It’s got everything to do with me.
Lyn: Kat
Zoe: Ok, I’ll go and ask dad now then
Kat: You ain’t going anywhere.
Zoe: Watch me
Lyn: Kat leave it
Kat: No
Mo: Please Kat
Little Mo: Leave em Nan, leave em
Zoe left the restaurant
Kat: Zoe, come ere
Zoe: NO, I’m sick of you picking on me all the time
Kat: I’m not picking on ya
Zoe: Embarrassing me in front of everyone
Kat: Just listen to me will ya
Zoe: I’m going and there’s nothing you can do about it
Kat: D’you wanna bet, we’ll go and see dad together shall we see who he listens to
Zoe: Why can’t you just leave me alone?
Kat: Cause you ain’t going to Spain
Zoe: Yes I am, get away from me
Kat: No
Zoe: You don’t rule my life
Kat: You’re not going to Spain and that’s that
Zoe: Why not?
Kat: Cause I said so, alright
Zoe: So I have to do everything you say do i?
Kat: NO
Zoe: You can’t tell me what to do you ain’t my mother
Zoe starts to walk away
Kat: YES I AM
Zoe turns round in shock
The night den died
Chrissie: What? Sharon gone? Now you know what it’s like to lose the one thing in the world you love; now you know what it’s like to be one of us, NOW YOU KNOW WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE ME!
Paul leaves the Square
Heavy: Hello Paul
Paul runs inside the B&B and the Heavy gets his foot in the door
Heavy: Now let’s not draw attention to ourselves, good as dignified
Later that day Paul and Patrick are talking
Paul: I’m really sorry I let you down
Patrick No, don’t ever say that, you’re my child, you’ll always be my child, and I’ll always be here for you always
Paul: Bye dad, you’re really lucky.
Patrick sees Yolande in the doorway
Patrick erm… Paul is going now; he’s made up his mind
Paul leaves the B&B with Patrick and Yolande waving good bye, as the cabs driving away Andy’s looking out of his Window.
Paul: do us a favour mate….. Make it quick
Heavy: Trust me
Den and Dennis are arguing in the Vic about Sharon
Dennis: You’re jealous
Den: What?
Dennis you’re jealous, I mean your not related to her, you wanna know who the twisted purvey person round here, I’m looking at him
Den: We all know why you’re so good at keeping things quiet
Dennis: You what?
Den: Your sick with same, what they did to you, couldn’t tell anyone could ya? Cause no one would believe a kid like you
Dennis: Your evil, you’re supposed to be my Father,
Den: Well at least someone wanted you, which is more than I ever did.
Den walks of and winks at Dennis and that triggers him off he goes to punch Den, Den moves out the way and Dennis punches Sharon by mistake.
When Jake and Danny first come to the square
Danny: Uoh
Jake: Uoh what?
Danny: I thought it was a bit heavy just for money
Jake: oh please don’t say what I thought you were gonna, ah you moron how much?
Danny: I duno about a Kilo
Jake: How do you live with a time share brain of yours?
Wow!!
Not sure if this is already on here but it was in the Dot & Jim Eastenders Revealed on Monday night, when Dot had a breakdown and was in the ambulance:
DOT: Where am I going?
JIM: You're off to see the wizard Dorothy.
:lol: :lol:
Big Mo to Pauline: "You haven't cracked a smile since I moved here" :lol:
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Originally Posted by bondboffin
Little Mo: "You can't have a stripper Nan!" :eek:
Big Mo: "Why not!?" :eek:
Little Mo: "Because it's rude, that's why!" :rolleyes:
Detective: "You're not related to Grant & Phil are you?"
Sam: "Yeah im their sister... im sorry but what's that got to do with anything?"
Detective: "Just building a bigger picture, that's all." :rolleyes: