are you going to do anymore ee ones? cos i dont watch lost and i need something to make me laugh after all these exams and revision :(
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are you going to do anymore ee ones? cos i dont watch lost and i need something to make me laugh after all these exams and revision :(
its called eastenders comedy, so stopping eastenders ones it a bit odd lol :D
Yeah, but there isn't a way to change the thread titles lol
oh i thought you could.. ahh well... please keep on doing ee ones! Pwease!
cant you change the thread title if you edit the first post?Quote:
Originally Posted by Kim131
That only changes the title at the top of the first post, not the whole thread. The title of the first post has been changed once already to encorporate lost into the thread, but it didn't change the thread title.
oh right ok i didnt know thatQuote:
Originally Posted by Kim131
What's that? Yeah, we do have more points than you.Quote:
Originally Posted by crazy_purple
So.
The announcer seems very happy. Apparently, Yolande's name is pronounced 'Yolander'. And she needs to wake up and smell the coffee. What coffee? That doesn't even make sense. She's already found out about PatPat, so... uh? Who writes these things?
Turn that alarm off nowwwww. Hmm, Patrick has a string vest.
There is one of the traditional EastEnders market Walk Of Doom!s. Cue the extras mumbling "rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb... CUSTARD!" Big Mo and Ka- I mean, Stacey, snickering at Pat. Some random new character moans at them (this always happens.) Ka- no, Stacey responds "none of you are straight!" Hmm... a hint at a future plot maybe?
Pat's house. Who the hell are all these people?!
Patrick desperately tries to make it up to Yolander (Yes, I know it isn't really spelt like that.) No smoked salmon?! Dump him! Dump him! Dump him! Yolander rocks. Patrick's string vest is distracting.
Martin buys Rebecca some sweets. Is it me, or is that child constantly looking sweet and happy? Does the director put something in her Ribena? Sonia doesn't like the sweets. They don't give Rebecca "that sort of muck"! No! Not those filthy Midget Gems!
Carly can't act. Some other guy (her father OR IS HE?!) looks at her phone and announces that "he's followed her". Do I care? Does anyone care?
Ooh, an 'impressive' new camera style. It's like Hollyoaks.
Go Yolande. Peggy doesn't help. At all. They start talking about Frank, which is odd, since I don't think Yolander ever met him. Peggy didn't want Frank anymore, "not once that trust had gone". Not once that underwear had gone either.
I miss Kat and Alfie.
Pat's earrings = spheres of dooooooom.
The Minute Mart. Jim thinks Patrick "mustn't go against her wishes" - who is she, the Pope?
Pat goes to talk to Yolander. I like the colour of Yolander's front door. Pat says that she'll shout and the whole Square will hear if she has to. She will! She will! Tumbleweed blows across the screen. Pat is finally allowed in. Their conversation goes like this:
PAT: Slap me if it'll make you feel-
YOLANDER: *slap!*
Yay.
Pat could at least take her hands out of her coat pockets while they are having this big emotional discussion. Are they welded in there? I end up thinking of that sketch in T*ttyT*ttybangbang where the girls pretend to be Jamaican.
Some restaurant. This Nice guy is supposedly here. But... earlier they said he'd followed whatsherface... eh? Kev breaks a plate, and the restaurant guy's all "What is it with you? Always with the plates?!" Hee.
Yolander sends Pat away - "Get out!" She didn't add "Harlot!" though.
The Nico guy is a good actor. Kev! Bev! Kev! Bev! Kev! Bev!
Pat's house. Carly is showing off her cleaning. Oh wow, you can swirl around with a duster.
SNOW! Apparently, Wednesday is very important to Kev!Bev!. Why do I get the feeling these people won't be leaving any time soon? God 'elp us.
Pat's wave. Hee.
Nooo! Don't pack, Yolander! You rock!
Ooh, "consensus" from Patrick. Big word.
Stacey has a moment of niceness with Yolander. I like Stacey; she's mini-Kat. And maybe that ginger dude is shaping up to be a mini-Alfie! omg!
I really don't like Carly. I shall call her Ponytail. Kev!Bev! gets angry but doesn't drop the plate. A breakthrough!
Why did Patrick have to poke that woman as he ran into the station? She looked terrified. "Don't leave me!' "Why?" - Thinking... that ad for those biscuits... Show her the biscuits, Patrick! Show her the biscuits! "Forgive me, man..." Yes, forgive him, man!
They all talk about Kathy, and how she will love Jane etc.
Yolander comes back! "I sat on the platform.. a train came... but I couldn't get on it..."
Patrick: Cut to the chase, woman!
Ian is unusually cheerful. Ohhh dear. Jane leads up to it gently but then goes "KATHY'S DEAD!" right in his face. D'oh.
:rotfl: I love this! Random thoughts rule! :thumbsup: Please do more soon, I'm your biggest fan! :D