Alex has a thing for Moira how long before she will be rolling in the hay with him :p
I thought Jude the vicar was Megan's son Robbie they look alike
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Alex has a thing for Moira how long before she will be rolling in the hay with him :p
I thought Jude the vicar was Megan's son Robbie they look alike
What about Paddy and Rhona,they have chemistry.:love:
He has more chemistry with Marlon and Pearl than with RhonaQuote:
Originally Posted by N.Fan
Agree. Marlon and Paddy have amazing chemistry. In fact, to hell with it, Paddy should ditch Rhona and marry Marlon!Quote:
Originally Posted by tammyy2j
Agree. Marlon and Paddy have amazing chemistry. In fact, to hell with it, Paddy should ditch Rhona and marry Marlon!Quote:
Originally Posted by tammyy2j
Well spotted!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by lizann
In their jobs, biology would be more usefulQuote:
Originally Posted by N.Fan
So tonights Emmerdale -
Chas is the Emmerdale road tester for all new Dingle partners - first Nikhil now Cameron
Yeah of course Chas will keep an eye on Cameron - just at the same time as she gets her leg over!
Rhona and Paddy's wedding - not exactly filling me full of anticipation. In fact Rhona appears about as interested in it as I am!
Laurel - the most unobservant woman in the village. what more does Ashley have to do to show he's on the streets, broke and starving!!! Maybe he should grow a big beard or wander round the village selling the big issue? Oh well, if he can't get a job elsewhere Andy is looking for someone on the farm. Ashley has worked with flocks before so it should suit him down to the ground.
Great lesson tonight in how not to tell a child their mum might be sent down! Still - he'll forget all about her once he gets stuck into the computer games with his oh so boring and materialistic dad. Alternatively he can stay with David, get bladdered and they can try on wedding dresses.
Priya asking if she could manage the woolpack cos it looks a doddle was spot on. Val only exercises her gob and hair whilst Chas only exercises horizontally. Val sits at the bar laying down the law, Chas goes in the back laying Cameron.
issues with multiple posting - don't know why it's happening. Apologies all.
Good post but since when did Ashley work with a flock:nono:Quote:
Originally Posted by susannorwebb
vicars are said to preach to their flock - flock being congregation and taken from the shepherds tending their flock by night i suppose.
yes but Ashley's regular flock consisted of Edna.....Quote:
Originally Posted by suzewebb
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and just EdnaQuote:
Originally Posted by sarah c
exactly....Quote:
Originally Posted by Dennis tanner
and on the basis that a flock is the collective noun for sheep (plural)
that makes Ashley more used to preaching to .....his sheep (singular)
He lived in a village full of sin and iniquity. He did nothing about it:nono::nono::nono:
And what a fine flockette she is tooQuote:
Originally Posted by Dennis tanner
And what a fine flockette she is tooQuote:
Originally Posted by Dennis tanner
Hopefully this will only post once - I appear to being having a dual personality posting disorder that I can't seem to cure.
Anyway here goes. Tonights emmerdale.
Hannah (yawn) is off to London to get some acting lessons. She is going with her sister Holly who said that she willl look after her - doesn't exactly fill you full of hope does it. Didn't Ros "look after" Holly when it came to drugs??? Anyway - they are both off so tara and don't rush back.
Cameron and Cain are eyeing each other up and it's not in the chas/cameron way either. Cameron appears so smug that I hope it isn't long before Cain finds out the truth and bashes him one. Better still - gets his dad to do it. At least when Zak hits they don't get up again quickly. Besides he can plead diminished responsibility.
Debbie is back and full of the joys of Paris - okay so maybe "joys" and "Debbie" don't quite fit into a sentence together. That girl just wants to turn that frown upside down for once. No wonder heavy breather is seeking solace in the most inaptly named character in Emmerdale. Chastity - everyone's got a key to that belt!!!
Sarah obviously had a ball in Paris - what with the Eiffel tower and then CHEESE! Her parents don't half know how to show her a good time. No "Oh yeah I went to Disneyland Paris" like most normal kids. No, this supposedly sick child is dragged up a tall tower and then fed copious amounts of cheese.
Rhona is Bridezilla according to Marlon. Didn't we all want to see that picture of the pink wedding car that Paddy kept showing to others? Well at least Sarah will get better food than she did in Paris if she goes to the wedding cos it's Profiteroles all the way.
There was a bit of pointlessness and a lifesize cut out of Tom Jones at Home Farm. Must say that I find that Tom Jones cut out far more interesting than this plot line. We all know Megan's son will try his luck with Katie eventually. (Not a spoiler by the way - Just my view)
And finally -
David proposed to Alicia - awwww And he did it in the best way possible - with an onion crisp ring. Wow - he's covered dinner and the proposal all in one. We all know Alicia wants the real deal but David, bless him, can't see what's staring him in the face - and where Alicia is concerned there are always one or two things staring him in the face!!!!!
NB: Missing Gennie and Nikhil and bump! Still only a few days to wait - grrrrrrrrrrr
Well it happened again didn't it.
Honestly all this dual posting makes me feel like Rudy from Misfits. :crying:
The Barton girls are showing amazing family loyalty:angry:
Paddy and Rhona are boring me senseless:crying:
A very poor epsiode tonight:nono:
The show is in a slump at the moment no interesting storylines happeningQuote:
Originally Posted by Dennis tanner
How can you not call Nikhil and Gennie impending baby Sharma interesting. AwwwwwwQuote:
Originally Posted by lizann
why do the Bartons not have a dog on the farm?
surely every farm has a dog?
fox and pest control? and they have sheep, so why not a dog to help herd them?
oddest farm ever?
Probably because they have Adam on his quad bike.
It's not a farm. It's a sausage factoryQuote:
Originally Posted by sarah c
Some may say that the Bartons had a dog on the farm - and that she left - however that would be cruel!Quote:
Originally Posted by sarah c
Better not tell the Dingles!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dennis tanner
They do Adam :pQuote:
Originally Posted by sarah c
I seem to remember an episode back in 2009/10 where I saw John with a border collie dog.. Only in 1 episode though
Are you sure that wasn't just Moira.:)
Why didnt Adam and Moira go with the girls to the train station, dont Alex have a car or jeep he could lend them?
So tonights double episode.
Adam managed to extract himself from the quad bike for a whole episode - and people say miracles never happen!!!!
But not all is well on t' farm. Moira is getting some strange looks from the scouser (can't recall his name - he's that memorable) Me thinks an assignation is on the cards YUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK And what will Victoria say!
The Georgie oompah lumpa found out about David and Alisha's engagement. But Eric is determined to ruin the big day. He isn't even good at sorting out his own love life - never mind sticking his nose into David's. Love David asking for the engagement ring back when she's finished with it. He's ALL HEART!!!
Laurel looked at underhand ways to save a few bob. Honestly her halo has well and truly slipped and is somewhere between her waist and her knees now. Not as bad as Ashley's which is dragging along the floor though.
Talking of things dragging along the floor - the bottom lip of Debbie Dingle was slightly more perky tonight when she was banging on about banging on. The more I see and hear the more Cameron sounds like a total sleaze bag and Chas sounds like a desperate bunny boiler. If a rabbit goes missing from the vets I would look straight at Chas first!!!!!
The rest of my recap will follow shortly after a quick workout - blimey I sound like Nikhil!!
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So Gennie oh little dumpy Gennie. To be honest I don't think she looks too bad - maybe a little bit on her face - clever make up. Do her mother and boyfriend not realise that it's comments like theirs that make people bulimic!!! Anyway - Nikhil - as insensitive as ever thinks everything can be answered by healthy eating and exercise. Maybe if she'd had a little less exercise she wouldn't be putting on the weight now. We know what Nikhil is like but her own mother is starting to come across as a right cow. Chas is a shoulder to lean on when it isn't wrapped round Cameron but the poor gal really needs to tell someone else. Preferably Nikhil. Charity finding out was a pearl. Her reaction was so charity and I love her for it. You so know that deep down she quite likes Nikhil - however much she teases him and I genuinely think she is made up for them - regardless of her own baby issues at present.
Nikhil has a little surprise for Gennie who announces that she hates surprises - yeah well she has had one or two recently. Anyway - what better gift for a pregnant woman than BOOT CAMP!!! Yes I know he doesn't know what we know she knows but honestly BOOT CAMP!!!!
I think that basically sums up the ins and outs of tonights episode - except for the explosive finish. Gennie finding her sister and Cameron getting jiggy on her sofa. Oooooooooooo and what's worse is we all know she has arranged to meet Debbie there complete with cake! Wonder if Gennie's mind will be more on keeping the secret or eating the cake..... At least if Debbie does find out Gennie can share her comfort cake with her!!!
Think that is all for now - except:
David and Alisha are planning their big day
If only Eric Pollard would stop getting in the way
We all know it's convenience and things might get quite shaky
But how else is David guaranteed to have custody of "Our Jakey"
Laurel's got cash flow issues - a deal could be quite handy
No agency as middle man - just Ruby helping Sandy
But Ruby laid it straight as she sadly turned down Laurel
Meanwhile Cameron and Chastity had yet another quarrel
"You said you love her" screeched Chas again. He couldn't tell a lie
Admitting that he did love Debs he let out a massive sigh
Regurgitating same old same old - her silly grin, his breathing
I've lost all respect for both of them - and when they snog, I'm heaving
Nikhil - the master of diplomacy and minister of tact
Thinks less of Gennies feelings and more of her digestive tract
It's clear the fellow loves her and thinks that he knows best
But the way he just bangs on will leave her clinically depressed
Thankfully the biggest gob and worst keeper of secrets knows
It wont be long till Charity will just simply have to disclose
Now Gennie faces a dilemma - will she cover for her sis
It looks like we will know next time - I cannot wait for this.
now last night on the farm, Andy and Adam were talking about the 'cattle' - as in who left the gate open and let the cattle out etc
so they run a farm with cows and sheep, no herding sheepdog, cows never get brought into the sheds etc?
and....in the large shed/barn with all the equipment were a couple of threshing-like machines - so are they also arable farmers on top of everything else? !!
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Originally Posted by sarah c
Orrible Farmers more like
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Originally Posted by sarah c
Orrible Farmers more like
I only ever see them mending fences or packing boxes of sausagesQuote:
Originally Posted by sarah c
so where does the meat for the sausages come from? or do they just produce beef sausages??!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dennis tanner
who the hell is making them, that dopey farmhand is incapable, I wouldn't let Moira any where near a sausage, Sugden's to busy supervising all the staff and to cap it all Adam spends most of his time tearing around on his four-wheeler plus he always looks in need of a good wash or in his case a soak in the sheep dip ,so he fails on hygene .Quote:
Originally Posted by sarah c
So Emmerdale are finally taking viewers advice and the farm might actually get one dog - now all they need is one man. I anticipate lots of hilarious moments with Adam and the dog, Moira and the dog, Paddy and the dog, Rhona and the dog. Ooooo my sides will be aching with laughter!!!!!
On to THE REVEAL - no not that kind of reveal although if Gennie had been delayed by that Bakewell it might have been that kind of reveal!!! Gennie, quite understandably didn't take it very well - what with her secret pregnancy and now this. Chas begged her to keep quiet about it - is this the same Chas who Gennie had asked to keep quiet about her pregnancy only for Chas to blabb it to Charity. "Tell the whole village" I say. "In fact had it in the Hotton courier" In fact - Nuts would pay good money for Chas to do a big reveal!!!!
Gennie covered for the sleazy pair with a random tale of huge arachnids and knights in shining armour. So obviously a load of cowdung but Debbie fell in it - sorry fell FOR it. Off she trotted with her heavy breathing cheating, lying windbag of a git. Meanwhile - Chas tells the whole sorry saga. "We're in love" Oh yeah course you are, like you were in love with Paddy and Carl and Carl again. Methinks she is reading more into this than Cameron. He doesn't appear to give two hoots really so long as his ass isn't on the line. Gennie is appalled, shocked, angry, hurt - pretty much how she feels about Nikhil and the whole you're fat thing. I suppose Gennie is a bit of a pig in the middle in this case though.
Talking of Nikhil - awwww bless him. He thinks he can't say a thing right or do a thing right - when really he can't say or do a thing right. He's consistent if nothing else. Nice to see him congratulating David and Alisha once the shock had worn off. Well son, there's plenty more shocks to come mate.
David being grassed on by his dad - how low can Eric go. Maybe he was looking out for David but all he has to do is hide the wedding dress and there shouldn't be any worry of David getting drunk and parading round in it. Loved the kiss David gave Alisha. Her expression of amazingly pleasurable shock was great but his expression of a naughty lad caught doing something he shouldn't with someone he shouldn't behind the bikesheds was priceless. David is a great comedy character and long may that remain.
Crammed in between the actually interesting stuff was the obvious seeds being sewn with Ruby and Laurel. I mean really - Ruby and Laurel - that's as unbelievable a pairing as Ruby and Ali. On second thoughts I think I'd prefer Ruby and Laurel.
Another pointless mini storyline was the ongoing absolutely hilarious battle of the jokers behind the bar. Marlon and Priya are to comedy double acts what Jimmy Carr is to honest tax paying comedians. And no chas they will not get a room - that's your territory - only you just use anyone else's room.
Really starting to miss Nicolaisms in this show of late. She has some of the best comedic lines in the whole soap and I need a weekly fix of nicolaisms just to see me through the week.
Okay so award for unfunniest comedy moment - Priya and anything she says or does
Award for betrayal of the night - It should be Eric for betraying David but something else tops it. The award goes to Adam contemplating replacing his quad for a dog
Award for skin crawling creepiness - Cameron and near enough every scene he has with Chas. In fact EVERY seen he has with Chas.
Award for most shocked person - a tie between Gennie (catching the lovebirds) and Nikhil (discovering that David and Alisha are engaged)
Well I guess THAT'S ALL FOLKS. - Roll on Sunday.
I believe that they buy the meat inQuote:
Originally Posted by sarah c