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08-01-2006, 22:25
crazy_purple

Oh, go on then.
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*SHARON sits and stares sadly at the sexjar, and i really shouldn't call it that, but hey.*
ME: I KNEW THAT WAS A PLOT POINT!
SHARON: Dennis is dead...
ME: Check page 18 and everything!
SHARON: *weeps*
ME: I CAN PREDICT EASTENDERS FUTURE!
SHARON: This is such a sad time...
ME: *dances*

PAULINE: What songs are we having at his funeral?
DOT: The Lord is my Shepherd.
ME: Shepherds, pffft. Why not Poets? *cheer*
PAULINE: Oh. Sounds nice.
ME: Actually, it's that one that goes "Yea, though I walk in the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil".
PAULINE: That won't upset Sharon at all! Yay!
ME: *eyeroll*
*OMG no more Dot and Dennis moments! Awwwwww....*
DOT: *sniffle* I loved that boy.
ME: We all did *cry*

*We meet Deano, who has a silly name, and a pink shirt. Someone once gave me some advice: "Never trust a man in a pink shirt." There you go. Interesting randomness for you.*

*The entire Square mourns Dennis's death, as he takes with him all that is hunky.*

*This Wellard thing is annoying me no end. I shall get leaped on and probably burnt at the stake for saying this, but I actually agree with Ian. So sue me.*
08-01-2006, 22:45
Tannie

that's brill hunnie thank you for doing an eastenders one:p
09-01-2006, 16:58
feelingyellow

fab! :cheer:
09-01-2006, 23:00
Jada-GDR

yay more ee! thanks VERY much!
09-01-2006, 23:02
Jada-GDR

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazy_purple

*This Wellard thing is annoying me no end. I shall get leaped on and probably burnt at the stake for saying this, but I actually agree with Ian. So sue me.*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! :mad:
10-01-2006, 20:38
crazy_purple

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Originally Posted by Jada-GDR

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! :mad:

Well if a huge dog bit me in the a*se like Wellard did Ian, I'd be a bit mad. Dog bites are not much fun, and I'm not sure but I think you have to have injections after severe ones. Plus you wouldn't be able to sit down for a week. And what if a little kid was messing about with him and he went crazy?
10-01-2006, 20:42
Jada-GDR

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazy_purple

Well if a huge dog bit me in the a*se like Wellard did Ian, I'd be a bit mad. Dog bites are not much fun, and I'm not sure but I think you have to have injections after severe ones. Plus you wouldn't be able to sit down for a week. And what if a little kid was messing about with him and he went crazy?

i wouldn't have him put down though :(
10-01-2006, 22:31
Elect-Death_13

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Originally Posted by crazy_purple

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ME: Shepherds, pffft. Why not Poets? *cheer*

Gah. :moonie: That's what I say to you. :thumbsdow
10-01-2006, 22:43
crazy_purple

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Originally Posted by Elect-Death_13

Gah. :moonie: That's what I say to you. :thumbsdow

*points* Ha ha.
10-01-2006, 23:04
crazy_purple

Lost, last Wednesday

OMG it's nearly the end of the series, after this there'll be no more Sawyer until series two! *cries*

Flashback: in the airport
SAYID: Excuse me, will you look after my bag?
SHANNON: Sure.
*Teh lovely SAYID wanders off*
*BOONE and SHANNON have a frankly odd conversation about how much of a b*tch SHANNON is.*
SHANNON: Look, I'll prove it. *finds a security guard* An Arab man just left his bag with me. And I totally didn't abandon it even more than he did.
GUARD: Do you have a description?
SHANNON: ...Um, Arab?
MANY, MANY PEOPLE: *have a sudden urge to throttle her*
SHANNON: Yay.

JACK: *is depressed, woe*
SOME RANDOM WOMAN: What's up?
JACK: ... I'm sorry, do I know you?
SOME RANDOM WOMAN: No, but you will. My name's Ana-Lucia.
THE FANS WHO CAN'T RESIST SPOILERS: Holy crap!
JACK: That's nice. Now shut up.
ANA-LUCIA: I'm in seat 23thingummy. *I can't remember*
JACK: I'm in 42alsothingummy.
THE OBSERVANT FANS: OMG!

Back on the island of pretty, pretty people
SAWYER: *is chopping trees WITHOUT HIS SHIRT ON AND ALL SWEATY OMG.*
JACK: Lumberjack.
SAWYER: ... I'm sorry, what?
ME: *launches into song* I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay, I sleep all night and I work all day!
JACK: Nothing, it's just... never mind.
SAWYER: *picks up a tree or something and all his muscles clench and WHY ARE THEY TORTURING ME?!*
JACK: Um... bye. Anyway.
SAWYER: Oh, by the way... *takes pity on Jack* I met this guy in a bar, name of Christian, he and his son were both doctors, he wanted his son to know that he forgave him and all. Just a quick story. For no reason at all.
JACK: DADDY LOVED ME! *cries*
SAWYER: Yeah. Good luck, Jack.

*Later, Sawyer is sad because Kate isn't coming to say bye to him. That other fugitive-Kate. Not me. I wish.*
SAWYER: *sniffle*
ME: Don't worry, Sawyer, I love you... I didn't just say that.

*Sun and Jin get back together, yay! They're like the new Kalfie! But Korean!*

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