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Peggy: Get out! Get out! Get out! Get out! :rotfl:
I was waiting for the "of my pub" bit :rotfl:Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris_2k9
Archie: 'Ello Peggy :cool:
lmao why is it always "ello" in EE
Big Mo: I've been up before a few judges but I've never been one myself before. :lol:
Phil: I hope I can rely on your discretion, Trace.
I would say so, she doesn't talk anyway :lol:
And from the other day:
Janine: Keep the change, you can use it for future child maintenance.
Just been watching some episodes from earlier this year.
Pat: Amy's very quiet, is she sleeping?
Roxy: No I've left her on her own playing with a box of matches
Ronnie: What not chewing on a credit card? Like mother like daughter.
Sorry, I couldn't resist this...
Jean: Sausage Surprise!
Ronnie and Ricky
"Affairs can be quite tricky cant they"
"What?Who said anything about an affair?"
"You did"
"I said did you fancy a fair, I wanted a cab not your body"
Lol classic :lol: :thumbsup: :cheer:
It was brill :lol:
I loved Rickys face when she went "Rickky"
and then after when she said I wanted a cab not ur body he was like "Wottt":lol:
Probably one of my fav Zainab ones is
'There are no gay people in Pakistan'
I loved the lines that Bianca, Pat and Sam all had on Friday at the engagement party.
Sam "You ain't changed one bit Pat"
Pat "Neither have you" ... arrgh I don't remember the line exactly but it was so funny .. and then when Bianca called Sam a chav and they started fighting :lol:
If anyone knows the quotes, then please post them :D
I remember some line from Bianca in Pat's kitchen "he's over there, with her and her dodgy roots!" :D
DaVeyWaVey the rest of pats was 'Neither have you, well lets put it this way you havent got any younger'
My fav ones the the party have to be bianca calling sam a 'You peroxide chav' then sam 'eh who you calling a chave, you're an ugly ginger mug, love' and Jay's 'when you dance do they wobble' I laughed at that for ages
Sam: I've got a dance competition to go to
Roxy: Why, why your not even going to win unless they put up a pole
:lol:
Zaa Zaa: I kissed a girl and I liked it
Shirley: Did she taste of cherry chapstick
Zaa Zaa: Where's Beth Ditto
:D hahaha quality
Zainab: Gambling is immoral. Profiting from someone's death is despicable. But they are very generous odds on Ronnie.
Roxy: Thank you Dad *looks up at the ceiling*
Ronnie: I don't know what your looking up there for!
:lol: best quotes of the whole episode!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by StarsOfCCTV
Yes, I laughed out loud at that one. :rotfl:Quote:
Originally Posted by StarsOfCCTV
Roxy to Tracy "i think the most i've ever heard you say" :D hahahaha
Syed to tamwar : what are doing ??
Tamwar: just looking up sites
Syed: come on tam what's on the computor?
Zainab: pictures of girls ?
Tamwar No !!
Zainab: pictures of boys!! Ha Ha !!!! LMAO :rotfl:
Stacey: What are you doing here?
Tamwar: Hoping to pull? :rotfl:
(for those of you who didn't see it, you had to be there at the time!)
Roxy about Amy: Aww here she is my little princess
Aunt Sal: All ready to watch her father marry her auntie :rotfl:
Thursdays ep was pure comedy :D loved it when Kat chucked the cake out the window! lol
lol yeh trust aunt sal to say the most inappropriate things ever! i thought she would disappear when Peggy left clearly not.
Yeah go Kat! I dont blame her. I dont think it was right that Alfie made it seem like she was being irrational. Kat had every right to be mad at the fact that he gave all their wedding things to Roxy. It shows how much Kat has actually grown as a person that she finally came round to the idea and made a sacrifice for Ronnie, and actually apologised to Alfie!
Yeh lol it was weird how when Zanaib and Masood questioned whether Tamwar might be gay they were quite rational about it and it was made into a joke, but when Syed revealed he was gay all that stuff happened. They must have done the Tamwar stuff for effect. This is in reply to the quote above with Zanaib, Masood and Tamwar, 'the computer incident lol'
I think a lot of Dot's quotes are funny, but I cant think off the top of my head. And Alfie he always cracks me up! always there to give some light relief no matter what is going on in his own life. Comedy gold.
Kat: Alright, Camel ain't it?
Zainab: Kamil
:lol:
that was brilliant!
Good night for quotes last night...
Zainab: What? Am I suddenly married to Ian Beale?" (after Mas put up his Masala Masood certificate on the wall)
Afia: "What are you going to do? Blind him into submission?" (re-Tamwar's tie)
Yusef: "Nice tie. Very Michael Buble" (Tamwar's tie again)
Dot: "If this happens one more time I'll have to tell Mr Olopopolous"
Talking about Jack to Carol.
Roxy: "Yeah sorry Jack that you've just lost your baby. Here's one we made earlier." :lol: Reminded me of Blue Peter
A while ago now:
Kat (about Jean): What is she on?
Stacey: Lithium mainly.
Michael: Father and son together at last.
Lola: Pops I need your help
Was watching some old episodes today. Think this is from the day of Sharon's hen night:
*Chrissie has gone round Sam's to tell her that she has told Sharon that Sam was the last person to see Den*
Chrissie: Didn't you hear the phone?
Sam: I might have heard something.
Chrissie: Well that something's called ringing, it generally means that someone is trying to get in touch with you.
Alfie (about Kirsty) - She can't even remember if she's pregnant or not.
Kat: I've got more chance of giving birth to Prince George's future wife than him winning enough money for a ticket to Australia.
Kat: Alfie's booking a hotel for a night of passion and you want me to turn up dressed as a Nun.
Aleks: The things women do to get men to sleep with them...
Bianca: What?
Aleks: Why else do you turn yourself orange, road safety?