Ummmm, you're skiving :nono: :rotfl: You'll have to use some of the info towards some of the MHC stuff though - that would be brilliant!Quote:
Originally Posted by bondboffin
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Ummmm, you're skiving :nono: :rotfl: You'll have to use some of the info towards some of the MHC stuff though - that would be brilliant!Quote:
Originally Posted by bondboffin
Bachelor Boys House - Morning
Claire is lying alone in her bedroom, all that can be heard is the banging of a bed against the wall from Tom and Luqinas room ( :wub: ). Claire stares at a photo of her and Romeo. She strokes it and sighs. She then gets up and heads towards the bathroom. As she opens the door Chris comes out, naked, he covers his private areas and grins.
Claire: Oh Chris...im so sorry...i didnt...
Chris: No worries...always a pleasure to show myself to a beautiful blonde...
Claire doesnt know how to respond.
Chris: So then...like what you see?
Claire: Chris..what you being like this for...?
Chris: Why whats wrong?
Claire: Your hitting on me big time...
Chris: You love it really... :p
Claire: No Chris..i dont..incase youve forgotten, im dating your best mate...
Chris: He's not hear at the moment...
Claire: And if he was hed have flung you down the stairs by now!
Chris: When the cats away...
Claire: The mice bite away the mans overactive tackle! :angry:
Chris: You know what...ill drop it...
Claire: Good
Chris heads to his room, he looks back at her.
Chris: But you can bite on my overactive tackle anyday :p
Chris closes his door. Claire feels uncomfortable about this
INT: Bachelor Boys House
Luqina is watching TV, while filing her nails. She picks up her phone and makes a call…
Luqina: Hey babe, how you doing?
The scene splits, featuring Luqina, and on the other side, Tom at work.
Tom: Yeah I’m fine thanks. Had a ton of people come in today though, been a bit hectic.
Luqina: Aww bless ya. What you wanna do tonight then?
Tom: So I get to choose? Well there’s an offer…
Luqina: Trust you to think of that….
Tom: Well what d’ya expect?!
Luqina laughs. A knock at the door is heard…
Luqina: Hang on a sec babes, someone’s at the door…
Tom : tell you what. I’ll have a think about tonight, and ring you back later after you’ve finished at the door.
Luqina: Alrite. I’ll look forward to it. See ya sexy.
Tom hangs up the phone, therefore the scene goes back to being just Luqina. She goes to the door, with a smile on her face.
Luqina: What the hell…..?
The shot stays on Luqina. She looks obviously shocked. A voice is heard…
Kal:Well don’t be too pleased to see me….long time no see, babe
INT: Jenkins Manor (evening)
Richard, Hilary and Tanya are having dinner in the dining room. Its obvious there’s tension around. After a long silence….
Richard: So how you settling in Hil?
Hilary: yeah, everything’s great darling. Perfect, in fact.
There’s another silence.
Richard: Tanya, what’s up? There’s no need to be like this. You might not be happy about Hilary moving in but now’s not the time…
Tanya: Yeah, whatever.
Richard: Come on, get it over and done with. This silence really is deadly.
Tanya: Well aint it obvious? (gestures to Hilary)She’s here. Isn’t that enough
Hilary: Oh I might have known. The little girls throwing a strop again.
Tanya: (stands, through fury) Stop acting like this is your home. Your not wanted here, don’t you see that?!
Richard: Tanya! I asked her here…
Tanya: oh, and I bet she loved that. Getting her stupid little feet through the front door was exactly what you wanted, wasn’t it?
Hilary: How dare you? Such a thing never went through my mind! I’m here because I want to. I have just as much right as you, and if you don’t like it, then you know where the front door is.
Richard: This isn’t a competition for me, you know. I’m not a prize. Your both important to me, everything I could want in the world is sitting here. I don’t want you arguing.
Tanya: Come on, you must see….
Richard: No, I don’t want to hear it. You two are the most important people in my life, just don’t argue. Please.
Hilary: Of course not, darling. Just a little…..disagreement, isn’t that right Tanya? (glares towards Tanya)
Tanya: Yeah, whatever. I don’t want to hear it Hilary.
INT.Bachelor Boys House - Day
Luqina has a look of shock on her face, Kal, the drug dealer from earlier on in the week, storms in.
Luqina: Look i dont know what you want with me!?
He slams the door shut and heads into the living room, trashing the place...
Kal: You know what i want...you owe me 2 and a half grand...and i ent leaving this place till i get it babes...
Luqina: Do you "babes" me...
Kal: You liked it when it suited ya...but you cant just piss people about Luqina...once a tart always a tart...im sick of you...and i just want my moolah, so i cant get out of here...
Luqina: I havent got no money tough...
Kal: Well you see to be perfectly cushty here...got your own gaff.... a new bloke...mind you a flash of them double ds and your anyones...
Luqina slaps Kal around the face. He laughs it off..
Kal: You silly little girl...now i see two options...you give me the dosh...or i tell lover boy...and the rest of this stuck up little villlage your dirty little secret
Luqina: Look Kal...
Kal: Dont think he'll be into you when he knows what your really like... so come on Luqina, where's my money?
Luqina has a nervous look on her face.
INT. BACHELOR BOYS HOUSE - DAY
Luqina: Me reasonable Kal, i cant just get that sort of money to you on the spot...you know what i was like when i left you...not a penny to my name...
Kal: Yeah and in great debt to me...i cant just let you walk away when you owe me this kind of money...if anyone else messed me around like you have id have broken their arms...but i didnt want to get violent with you...
Luqina: Then dont get violent with me...
Kal: If you give me whats owed then i will leave now...let you start a new life, shcaked up with lover boy...
Luqina: How many more times i havent got any money!?
Kal walks towards her, he strokes her hair in a suggestive manner.
Kal: You can always pay off your debt in another way...
Luqina: No! No way! Not any more!
Kal: Oh come on Lu...you know more than anyone else that sex pays...
Luqina: Ive changed my ways like that...im moved on...
Kal: Once a tart, always a tart....i cant see no other way of you paying off your debts... so shut up and get on with it...
Kal lowers her down onto the sofa, he starts to kiss her and at first she allows him to. However she pulls away...
Kal: What are you doing you stupid...
Luqina: I will not reduce myself to that!...I'm not going to risk what i have with Tom for the sake of a few grand...
Kal: But your prepared to take the risk of what he says when i tell him every sordid little secret about your past...
Luqina: Yes...yes i am...he loves me...and i love him...its maybe for the best if he knows the truth... get it out in the open...then you have nothing on me at all...so go on, tell him! See if i care!
Kal gets up and straightens his jacket, he smirks.
Kal: Right then, I'll do just that...
Kal leaves the house, Luqina gulps nervously.
The Red Rum Public House - Day
Patrick is unloading the delivery. A brunette dressed in a tight leather bikers outfit comes in, holding an envelope in one hand and her helmet in the other. Patrick wolf whistles.
Courier: Patrick O Brian?
Patrick: That i am darling, and who are you?
Courier: A courier...come to deliver you this...
She hands Patrick the envelope. He puts it down on the bar and continues to talk to her.
Patrick: Thanks...(looks at helmet) any chance of a ride? :p
Courier: No chance...its a one person bike...
Patrick: Shame...
The courier walks out of the pub, Patrick admires the view for a second. Once she has left he opens the envelope, in it are 2 tickets for a health spar. Patrick phones up his mistress.
Patrick: Heya babes...yeah theyve just come...a couple of ways away from Baymoore...should do us the world of good...pamepering, relaxation and most importantly of al...no Amy...(laughs) yeah ill pick you up around 7 tonight? ok...see you then...
Patrick gives off a satisfied smile.
INT:Valentinos Italian Restaurant- Night
Emma and Andonis are at the restaurant. They’ve got their meals, so have obviously been chatting for a while…
Emma: so….
Andonis: Yeah?
Emma: Well I was just wondering….
Andonis: carry on then!
Emma: Well I was just wondering….about your love life…
Andonis: What about it? Its not like there much to tell
Emma: How d’ya mean?
Andonis: Well I’ve never really had much luck, you know. I meet all tons of girls, and we get on and all that….but passed that, and nothing really happens…
Emma: ah, I see…
Andonis: Why you ask?
Emma: No reason….
Emma smiles at Andonis, and their eyes meet.
Andonis: and what about you?
Emma: (looks away for a second )well you know….
Emma looks back to Andonis, then leans forward and gives him a kiss. At first he looks surprised…however doesn’t complain….
Red Rum upstairs flat
Amy is busy tidying up the living room. She picks up a pile of magazines, and begins to straighten them. Patrick comes out of the bathroom, wearing a towel…
Amy: Had a good shower?
Patrick: Yeah, fine.
Patrick goes to sit down and read the paper, when something drops out from the pile of magazines onto the floor….
Amy: (looks at the envelope, and then at Patrick) Whats this?
Patrick: Give it here! I mean…. Its just a bill, no need for you to worry…
Amy: Oh, for the gas? I've been waiting for this to come through…
Amy opens the envelope. Patrick looks like he’s bracing himself.
Patrick: Babe…
Amy: What’s this? A health farm? Why the hell have you got tickets for a health farm?!
Patrick: Its nothing. It was a surprise, that’s all.
Amy: What, for me?
Patrick: ……Course its for you!
Amy: (hugs Patrick) that’s great! Sorry for ruining the surprise though. We can really do with this…
Patrick: I can’t go...
Amy: What?
Patrick: The dates. They clash with a meeting, I wanted to change them, but they wont.
Amy: Not to worry. It’s the thought that counts.
Patrick: But you can still go. Take a mate, have a laugh.
Amy: You sure? You wont mind?
Patrick: Course not! You could take Val;
Amy: Great idea! Thanks, Patrick. I’ll go give her a ring now…
Amy walks to the phone, picks it up and dials, then walks out the room. Patrick grabs his mobile from the coffee table.
Patrick: Hi babe… yeah I’m great…look, something’s happened…..yeah, she found them….yeah, I’m sorry….she’s taking a mate…..no, we can still have fun, you know what they say, when the cats away the mice will play… yeah, my place…..good, bye babe.
Patrick hangs up his mobile, with a smile on his face.
fantastic it is the best thing on the boards.