Good comedy! :cheer:
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Good comedy! :cheer:
Yay I finally got to see it :cheer: and Meadowhell is not so evil as I thought before, there's a mini Pizza Hut in the oasis *drools*
*It's pretty boring until they see THE WALL. Except OMG GOLLUM SQUEEE! Shut up.*
JIMMY: There's a wall!
CARL: OMG!
JACK: OMG!
ANNE: That's... a pretty crappy wall.
CAPTAIN: We're gonna hit!
SOME GUY WHOSE REAL NAME IS LUMPY, BUT WE SHALL CALL HIM GOLLUM: Stop the damn boat then!
CAPTAIN: ... Full steam ahead!
GOLLUM: *facepalm*
ANNE: It's just bits of rock.
*They run aground on the... wall-thing.*
ANNE: ... I still say it's crappy.
*JIMMY is reading a book, Heart of Darkness, and this scares me slightly because it's totally the book that Australian Guy, who is coming to visit us, gave me 2 years ago, and that I just read for the 1st time in the last few days. Coincidences are freaky, yo.*
JIMMY: Hey, why does Marlow carry on up the river when it's all scary and stuff?
ME: Pick me! I know! I know! Pick meee!
SOME GUY WHOSE NAME I DON'T REMEMBER: Because he's an idiot, son.
JIMMY: This isn't an adventure book, is it?
SOME GUY: No.
JIMMY: It's eeeeeevil!
ME: Yay!
*That scene which you might have seen in the trailer, where Jack is telling Anne to scream and then something calls eerily back from the jungle... has apparently been cut. Damn.*
*But the freaky natives rule so much. They should have got more time on screen, because of their sheer freakiness.*
JACK: Chocolate? Take the damn chocolate! *stuffs it in the Creepy Native Girl's hand*
CREEPY NATIVE GIRL: Aaaaaar! *bites him*
JACK: Hey!
*More creepy natives appear from... somewhere*
JACK: It's okay! I'm sure they're harmless! Just OAPs and kids, look!
*But then SOME EXTRA gets arrowed through the chest for his trouble.*
JACK: ... Oh dear.
*The next few minutes are creepy and involve someone getting his head smashed in on a rock, and we may or may not actually see this, I don't know, because I was hiding. We sure as hell hear it, though. Think eggs smashing.*
ME: *staring at floor* This is so much better than Narnia.
*Some more stuff happens. The highlights: more creepy natives with only the whites of their eyes showing offer Anne up to Kong on a stick. Yes, on a stick. Like a roast marshmallow or something. But Anne befriends Kong and - I WANT ONE OF THOSE NECKLACES. Meanwhile, Jack, Carl and the crew go after her. A cool scene involving DINO PILE-UP! and then we meet... THE RAPTORS. Incidentally, they have scared the hell out of me ever since Jurassic Park. THIS BROUGHT IT ALL BACK! Ahem.*
GOLLUM: There's only one thing that could have made a footprint that big.
EVERYONE: ...
GOLLUM: The Abominable Snowman.
*This actually happened.*
SOME GUY: Jimmy, if I tell you to run, what do you do?
JIMMY: ... Cry like a girl?
SOME GUY: Run.
JIMMY: What, now?
SOME GUY: No! If I shout 'run'!
JIMMY: Oh, okay.
SOME GUY: *looks into a cave, finds Kong, conveniently for the scene* ...Run!
JIMMY: ...
SOME GUY: Dammit, Jimmy! *shoots Kong, gets squished*
JIMMY: Noooo!
SOME GUY: *dying words* Jimmy, run! Run, Jimmy! Jimmy! Jim! Run, Jimmy... JIIIIIMMMMMYYYYY!!!!!
JIMMY: *cries like a girl*
*I really shouldn't have laughed at that scene.*
*Anne gets mixed up with a t-rex but escapes. That is, until-*
T-REX 2: *stares at her*
ANNE: *doesn't see it*
T-REX 2: *sniffs her hair*
ANNE: *doesn't see it*
*My mum burst out laughing at this, which proves I at least have an excuse. Crazy family.*
T-REX 2: Sigh. I could wait all day. *conveniently waits until she sees it, and has a chance of escaping, to try and eat her. Nice creature.*
*But Anne finally senses two tons of gristle about to make mincemeat of her.*
ANNE: *sees it* ....Oh sh*t.
*There follows a battle between Kong and 3 t-rexes, which... Kong wins? Dude. Anne has to trapeze about trying to avoid a t-rex's jaws, which made me laugh. There's something wrong with me, I swear. Kong tears the last t-rex's jaw off. Yay.*
IN THE CINEMA
Some guy two rows in front of me, his phone RANG and he actually ANSWERED IT. My GOD. If he had been sat directly in front of me, I think I would have strangled him. And he was recording the film near the end too on his mobile. I should have thrown my bag of melted Revels at him. They had turned into chocolate soup. Mmmm, chocolate soup...
*More stuff. The men who fell into the ravine thing get chewed on by giant insects, and GOLLUM DIES! NOOOO! That made me sad... Ahem. Then Jack - or was it Carl? I don't know. The one with the big nose. He rescues Anne, Kong gets chloroformed, and School of Rock Guy sets up a Broadway show with Kong. The idiot. Kong escapes, he and Anne play on a frozen lake - awwwwwwwwww! They climb up the Empire State Building, where Kong is shot down and dies... I DID NOT CRY. Oh, who am I kidding.*
SCHOOL OF ROCK GUY: It was Beauty that felled the Beast.
ME: No, it was you chloroforming him and chaining him up in a show in New York and subjecting him to screaming audiences! You a$s.
I think I've kind of stopped watching Eastenders. I haven't seen it since Dennis died, anyway. And I just can't be bothered anymore. Maybe now I'll actually do some useful things, like actually revise for exams for once.:rolleyes: Good idea, since it's GCSE finals in June time :eek: (pardon me while I go and cry "nooooooo" in my corner.) So... that's it. No more EE parodies. Meh.
:eek: NOOOOOOO! COME ON PLEASE JUST ONCE A WEEK OR SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by crazy_purple
*cries* one more for old times sake...
I will poke you til you do. Watch the omnibus and do a massive one on the whole thing. Or be poked.
as always, great stuff. you should keep on doing ee ones though cause i don watch lost so i have no idea whats goin on lol
^Same here..
wow ive just read them all the way through from the beginning and theyre great, so funny, i couldnt stop laughing! :D please please please write some more ee ones, they brightened up my dull boring day full of revision!
Please write more ee one's because i don't watch lost but you're brilliant at them please?
WRITE MORE. NOW. OR ELSE. :p