That's Fab:D. Glad to see I wasn't the only one who noticed she didn't have any shoes or her suitcase.Quote:
Originally Posted by crazy_purple
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That's Fab:D. Glad to see I wasn't the only one who noticed she didn't have any shoes or her suitcase.Quote:
Originally Posted by crazy_purple
Thoughts on 2005...
Run like the wind, Bullseye! ... I mean, Dennis!
I'm still not entirely sure that Sharon and Dennis's marriage was even legal, but hey, it's EastEnders. At least Den only had one wedding to pay for :D
...If he had been alive, that is. Chrissie going down = boo! All three (Sam, Chrissie, Zoe) should have been put in prison and we could have had a Porridge-type spinoff :p
I'm convinced that Honey is a mirror version of Little Mo. But Honey is more annoying. Two Little Mos - :eek: And to top it all, the more pathetic one is stealing Billy! Hmph! Normally I wouldn't care, but... I think Mo has taken Honey under her wing to teach her how to have weird expressions and be mousey.
I like Joe, he's funny. And this year he actually made Pauline smile. Wonders never cease!
Dawn and Mike annoy the hell out of me. Leave Keith alone.
I miss Kalfie already. :crying: They got together, they split up, they got together, they split up, they got together, they split up... and finally they - you'll never guess! - got back together! Yay!
Who remembers Pathetic Gangster Andy? He had brilliant one liners... "What's your favourite animal?" - "Leg of lamb." Quite :love: too.... But he did pay Kat £7000 to sleep with him, so he can't have been all there exactly.
And Johnny's Handshake of Doom! Falling.. falling... falling... "ah!"
JOHNNY: That's it? 'Ah'?
SOUND EFFECTS: Car horns beeping, train going over tracks, lightning... what? Make your minds up.
They've arrested Betty?!
Hehe. That was good!Quote:
Originally Posted by crazy_purple
i like that :DQuote:
Originally Posted by crazy_purple
just to let everyone know - im not sure we can expect many more scripts from this writer due to the permenent absence of Kalfie :crying:
lol :D
i haven't read these in ages and they're still great! dont let the permenent absence of Kalfie :crying:put you off doing any more ^_^
I'm getting through it, one day at a time... :crying: *wipes tiny tear from eye* :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Jada-GDR
JOHNNY: Care for a drink? You know, I prefer talking to you rather than Phil. With you we just banter, but with Phil it's -
*Dennis creeps up behind him and smashes his head into a tableful of broken glass. Oooh. ...That's Johnny's head, not his own. The other way would have been cool, but stupid.*
JOHNNY: - something like this.
DENNIS: Somebody ordered an a$s-kicking?
JOHNNY: No!
DENNIS: Are you sure?
JOHNNY: I definitely didn't order-
DENNIS: Well, you're getting one anyway! Raaaa!
THE SCRIPTWRITERS: Three cheers for pre-watershed violence!
ME: Hooray!
JOHNNY: Please... I'm dying...
DENNIS: Such. A. Wuss.
JOHNNY: I don't wanna dieeeee...
DENNIS: *eyeroll* Fine. If it'll stop you being such a whiny girl. *gives him his phone*
ME: DO NOT GIVE HIM HIS PHO- Oh, you gave him it. Well. You jacka$s.
*Dennis is cleaning the blood off his hands when Sonia and Rebecca come in. Rebecca hugs him. Awww. Somebody please tell me I wasn't the only one who was expecting a kind of Maggie thing from the Who Shot Mr Burns episode of the Simpsons? That would have been so much more disturbing. And fun.*
*Sharon and the rest pile out of the Vic to watch a drunk man setting fireworks off. Er... BBC? Hello....? Never mind. Sharon and Dennis's eyes meet from a distance*
DENNIS: I'll be there in a minute - hey! *someone bumps into him*
*The viewers are left indignant by the stranger's frankly impolite treatment of our hero, while the camera pans off to watch the pretty, pretty fireworks.*
SOME KID IN THE BACK: So it's New Year's Eve tonight?
SOME OTHER KID: Shut up.
DENNIS: *looks confused* He didn't even apologize...
SHARON: *stares into his eyes*
DENNIS: *stares into her eyes*
THE DIRECTOR: Er... aren't you forgetting something?
DENNIS: Oh yeah... *reveals a stab/bullet wound? The jury's still out on which. *
THE AUDIENCE: OMG NO!!!!
DENNIS: *is still confused, and still dying, but manages to wander over to Sharon*
SHARON: Oh dear.
DENNIS: We did it! *dies*
SHARON: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*See, Johnny Allen? That is how to die like a man. You big girl.*
Let's all take a moment to say: NOOOO NOT DENNIS!!!! DEEEEEENNIIIIIISSSS! HE WAS SO STUDLY! NOOOOOOOO! ...Okay, I'm done.
:rotfl: . That's good.
I missed the last five minutes :(
:rotfl: that's fab hun!!! :cheer: