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19-12-2005, 23:31
Debs

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Originally Posted by JustJodi

Holy crow,,, now that is a TOY !!!!!! Thanks for the heads up Debs whaoooooooo:rotfl: :moonie:

my pleasure jodi!! oh maybe it willbe yours LOL
20-12-2005, 08:52
twinkle_eyes83

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Originally Posted by chance

was gonna say ive had 3 kids come out of mine so its stretched lol but ive had c secs so not a excuse there lol.

i only got it this arvo,give me a chance girl!

:rotfl: you tried it out yet any good iam not allowed mine till arfter christmas boo hoo
20-12-2005, 09:32
chance

buy it girls,it was well worth the money :p
20-12-2005, 09:33
chance

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Originally Posted by twinkle_eyes83

:rotfl: you tried it out yet any good iam not allowed mine till arfter christmas boo hoo

it was excellent!
20-12-2005, 10:20
twinkle_eyes83

now now chance we all no what you got up to last night :rotfl: :rotfl: so i take it it was good then
20-12-2005, 11:19
Debs

Quote:

Originally Posted by chance

buy it girls,it was well worth the money :p

im off to shops right now!!!
20-12-2005, 11:23
Siobhan

Quote:

Originally Posted by chance

buy it girls,it was well worth the money :p

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: I think this might be banished to the mile high section or sent to the playboy website
20-12-2005, 11:24
Jojo

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Originally Posted by debs

im off to shops right now!!!

I ordered mine online last night!!!! *Waits for postie*
20-12-2005, 11:25
Siobhan

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Originally Posted by jojomum

I ordered mine online last night!!!! *Waits for postie*

I know we enjoy them but what do your partners make of it???? is any of them annoy to be replace by a rampant rabbit???
20-12-2005, 11:26
Jojo

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Originally Posted by Siobhan

I know we enjoy them but what do your partners make of it???? is any of them annoy to be replace by a rampant rabbit???

Hubby doesn't mind, as he knows its doesnt matter what his performance is like any more!!! :rotfl:
20-12-2005, 11:32
Debs

daves all for it!!
20-12-2005, 11:47
twinkle_eyes83

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Originally Posted by jojomum

I ordered mine online last night!!!! *Waits for postie*

hey its not fair lol i wont mine now :( :( :(
20-12-2005, 11:48
twinkle_eyes83

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Originally Posted by jojomum

Hubby doesn't mind, as he knows its doesnt matter what his performance is like any more!!! :rotfl:

:rotfl: :rotfl:
20-12-2005, 11:49
twinkle_eyes83

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Originally Posted by debs

daves all for it!!

garry dont mind suppose its fun for them aswell LOL
20-12-2005, 11:49
Behemoth

I'll move this into Mile High just to be on the safe side :D
20-12-2005, 12:27
Siobhan

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Originally Posted by Rob

I'll move this into Mile High just to be on the safe side :D

I knew this would happen!!! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
20-12-2005, 12:46
Jojo

Probably a good idea though :rotfl: If I saw my lads reading something like this, I'd probably be a bit shocked, even though I know he knows, if you get what I mean lol
20-12-2005, 13:15
Trinity

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Originally Posted by Siobhan

I know we enjoy them but what do your partners make of it???? is any of them annoy to be replace by a rampant rabbit???

My hubby was really shocked when I ordered mine. To be honest I don't think I would have bought one if I hadn't had a few. (drinks that is!)

He was even more shocked to come home at 2 am after his works night out to find the chest of drawers in our room vibrating. I hadn't switched it off right - and I am deaf so without my hearing aids I didn't realise, lol. He said he could hear it the minute he walked in the door!
20-12-2005, 13:16
Jojo

:rotfl: Oh my!! I get concerned about my "tool box" in case it starts making noises too! :rotfl:
20-12-2005, 17:20
Siobhan

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Originally Posted by Trinity

My hubby was really shocked when I ordered mine. To be honest I don't think I would have bought one if I hadn't had a few. (drinks that is!)

He was even more shocked to come home at 2 am after his works night out to find the chest of drawers in our room vibrating. I hadn't switched it off right - and I am deaf so without my hearing aids I didn't realise, lol. He said he could hear it the minute he walked in the door!

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
20-12-2005, 21:02
chance

it was so fun in the shop as the lady in there had tester ones lol.she showed us how to hold it with the clit rabbit ear things just above where your thumb begins and your whole hand round the shaft then she started pressing the different buttons,i didnt know this one little gadget could do so many things! it was such a laugh buying it.ive never seen so many in one plACE! They were all at the back of the shop in this separate little cove.the shelves were stacked with every type you can think of but it was the big ben that shocked me most,i can not beleive any women could fit that up her,it was massive!!
20-12-2005, 21:27
willow

i am going to an ann summers next month and i really hope they have one to have a look at!!!!! i am not sure if i am going to get to the shop, mk is always so busy!!!!
20-12-2005, 23:41
alan45

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Originally Posted by twinkle_eyes83

AS WE ARE ALL TALKING BOUT THE SUBJECT I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE FUN

1. Do you wear jim jams or go commando in bed?

2. Would you pose naked in Playboy for £250,000?
no
3. Have you made love outside and where?
only once
4. Have you been caught out having sex by your parents?
no but nearly did
5. Most embarrasing thing that happened to you concerning sex?
nouthing so far
6. Most favorite position?
any
7. Fishnets or tights?
tights
8. Would you dress up?
depands on what it is
9. Do you prefer a cocoa and a cuddle, rather than get gritty and a grope?
cocoa and cuddle
10. Are sex toys a wate of time
no

1. Commando

2. Wise Up whom in their right mind wants to see a naked Alan

3. Several Times Best place in the back of a Police car (Don't ask)\

4. Nope caught on having a W***

5. Caught on sh*****g mates wife

6. 69

7. Socks

8. Frequently

9. Dont be daft

10. Yes why replace eight inches of throbbing flesh with a plastic DILDO
21-12-2005, 07:06
Luna

omg :eek: ive just found this thread
21-12-2005, 07:18
Luna

omg how horrible would this be

http://www.thehumorarchives.com/humor/0001165.html
21-12-2005, 07:20
willow

oh my!!!!!!

that is funny!!!!!
21-12-2005, 09:28
Jade

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Originally Posted by alan45

1. Commando

2. Wise Up whom in their right mind wants to see a naked Alan

3. Several Times Best place in the back of a Police car (Don't ask)\

4. Nope caught on having a W***

5. Caught on sh*****g mates wife

6. 69

7. Socks

8. Frequently

9. Dont be daft

10. Yes why replace eight inches of throbbing flesh with a plastic DILDO

Brilliant!!! :rotfl: :rotfl:
21-12-2005, 10:20
chance

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Originally Posted by Luna

omg how horrible would this be

http://www.thehumorarchives.com/humor/0001165.html

lmao :cheer:
21-12-2005, 11:55
Jojo

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Originally Posted by Luna

omg how horrible would this be

http://www.thehumorarchives.com/humor/0001165.html

I opened one as a xmas pressie in front of my mum just to embarrass her!! :rotfl: I'm such a rotten daughter!!! :rotfl:
21-12-2005, 12:07
JustJodi

For my 50th birthday.. i was surrounded by friends, my on line buddy showed up for my surprise party ( my son got into my address book) he went to the most exclusive adult shop in Chicago called the TREASURE CHEST,, and he got me what looked like at first glance a lippy case,, inside was a gorgeous pink and cream dildo..I nearly died from embarassment cos my son , daughter in law and my sons buddies and all my co workers ( emergency room nurses my gawd ) were watching me turn all shades of RED.. nearly killed my buddy jerald tho but it was all in fun,, http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_6_202v.gif
21-12-2005, 12:07
Luna

i have to order stuff like that when they are on holiday so they dont guess whats in it
21-12-2005, 19:22
xCharliex

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: just found this thread and such a great read you guys crack me up :cheer:
22-12-2005, 11:26
chance

i went to the salon yesterday and convinced them all to go and get one so they all gave there money to the one girl that had a day off today so shes off to ann summers today
22-12-2005, 11:45
JustJodi

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Originally Posted by chance

i went to the salon yesterday and convinced them all to go and get one so they all gave there money to the one girl that had a day off today so shes off to ann summers today

Ann Summers should be giving u huge discounts or commissions for all those referals LOL http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/11/11_4_124v.gif
22-12-2005, 11:55
chance

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Originally Posted by JustJodi

Ann Summers should be giving u huge discounts or commissions for all those referals LOL http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/11/11_4_124v.gif

i know,thats what i was thinking
22-12-2005, 13:39
Jojo

Guess what arrived in the post this morning :D :D :D!!!
22-12-2005, 13:44
JustJodi

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Originally Posted by jojomum

Guess what arrived in the post this morning :D :D :D!!!

the Energizer Bunny LOL :rotfl:
22-12-2005, 13:47
Jojo

I think I have now completed the bunny collection !!!! :rotfl: :rotfl:
22-12-2005, 13:55
JustJodi

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Originally Posted by jojomum

I think I have now completed the bunny collection !!!! :rotfl: :rotfl:

whooo hooo U go Em !!!!! hope u have plenty of batteries for this baby !!!!!:cheer: :rotfl:
22-12-2005, 14:03
chance

have you tried it yet em's?

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