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Your so mean!!!!! x
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Originally Posted by bondboffin
Your so mean!!!!! x
Cool Im Loving Devon Seas I Can See I Have My Work Cut Out With Exeter What Am I Going To Do??? Lol
I would just like to point out i am posting this on behalf of BondBoffin, and i would also like to say that i did NOT write it! Just being a mate!
INT. HARVEY’S MOTORS – DAY
Rod Stewart’s hit “If Ya Think Im Sexy” is playing on the radio…Chris is working alone in the garage. He starts to randomly strip down to his underwear in time with the music. In walks a police officer, and Chris quickly runs behind a car in embarrassment.
P.O: Oh erm sorry to interrupt you sir…
Chris: I don’t make a habit of this ya know…
P.O: Glad to hear it…is Mr Harvey around at all?
Chris: No he’s out at a car auction….
P.O: Okay tell him that we called around, we will be back later.
Chris: Okay will do mam…
P.O: By the way….nice pecs…
Chris runs up to her.
Chris: I don’t suppose I could have your number?
P.O: I don’t usually do this…
Chris: Go on break the rules for a sexy bloke like me…
P.O: Fancy yourself a bit don’t you?
Chris: Why not, everyone else does….
The Police officer laughs. She writes down her number and posts it into Chris’ mouth; he bites his teeth to grab hold of it. She leaves….
EXT. TORBAY HEALTH CENTRE – DAY
Amy leaves the doctors with leaflets on “planning for a baby”, “having a child” “middle-aged maternity”. She smiles to herself and clutches them against her heart.
INT. HARVEY’S MOTORS – NIGHT
Craig walks into the garage. Chris is just finishing up.
Chris: Oh alright boss… I was just heading off…
Craig: Yeah sure…see you tomorrow…
Chris: Oh yeah…the police called for you earlier…what you been up to eh?
Craig: The Police? What did they want?
Chris: Donno but it didn’t look like they wanted a cuppa tea and an iced bun….
Craig: Alright, well off you go then…
Chris: See ya.
Chris walks off, and bumps into Richard on his way. Richard walks up to Craig.
Craig: Richard, want can I do for you? Got a puncture in the rolls?
Richard: Leave off the jokes, we need a talk….
Craig: What about? Cars? The Weather? Who’s gonna win the X factor…?
Richard: Ed…
Craig: What about him…?
Richard: I know you two have had dealings….and well I wanted to know if you’ve got anything to do with him going missing…
Craig: Look Rihcard, what goes on between me and that smacked up son of yours isn’t anything to do with you…
Richard: It is when his life is in danger! I know what your like! And so do the police!
Craig gets up and pushes Richard against the wall. Richard breaths heavily…
Craig: I better not be you that grassed me up to the cops! I know Ed’s lacking in brain department but I dint think it run trough the family… now listen up and listen good…Ed ent gonna be seeing the delights of Baymoore ever again…and if you and your family talk to the old bill again then he wont even be seeing tomorrow…no get out of this place before you have a cororoner…
Craig lets go of Richard who rushes outside of the garage. Craig sits down at the desk and dials a number…
Craig: (Into phone) yeah…I’ve got another hit for…Edward Taylor…no exceptions…I want him dead….
man this is explosive stuff
Wow. Very Very Good. I Have My Work Cut Out Here. Its Amazing This!
ooo its good.. cant wait for more :D
Loving these Bryan!!!!!!!
thanks and i am really loving your banner! tis terrific!Quote:
Originally Posted by Abi
awww, cheers!!!
love the banner absolutly great am seriously impressed
OMG :eek: Richard is put a hit out on his own son!!!!!
I can't believe I might miss the christmas specials.... can wait for the next lot..
Well done Bryan!!!
:rotfl::rotfl: can we have a section for current episode discussion and a spolier forum???
:rotfl: Good idea!
Yeah that would be good becuse im always posting spoilers for my soap :cheer:Quote:
Originally Posted by Siobhan
Same here that would be well good :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
sorry siopbahn! big mistake on my part its craig the gangster that phoned in the hit! sorry guys!Quote:
Originally Posted by Siobhan
dont you just want to discuss them in this thread and read spoilers in this thread?Quote:
Originally Posted by Siobhan
ANDREWS HOUSE - MORNING
James is sitting in the front room looking at pictures of his mother Belinda. He is dressed for the funeral. Val comes in and sits next to him.
Val: You ok love, how you feeling?...ok stupid question
James: It's going to be so final isnt it? ...i mean the minute shes buried it will seem all over...
Val: Well techincally it was all over the moment she poped her clogs babe, just becuase she's six feet under ent gonna make much a difference...
James: Yeah i suppose, hadnt you better get dressed?
Val: Oh ive just go to phone up Tan' first... check shes okay to run the salon today...
INT. VAL'S HAIRDRESSERS - MORNING
The phone rings at the hairdressers, tanya answers it.
TANYA: Hello Val's Hairdressers, how can i help you?...oh Val....yeah i'll be ok....nothings up....just had a bad night really...yeah ill be fine...ok...bye
Tanya puts down the phone. The twins are sitting on the sofa reading a baby book, Gary is talking to Tanya.
GARY: You're not doing yourself any favours Tan...its not good stressing about it...its not good for your health...
TANYA: Yeah but he's my brother Gary, im bound to be worried
GARY: He's fine...you know what he's like...he's as tough as you and richard combined...he's a grown lad, he cant look after himself...
TANYA: From the average thug yes, but he's upset Craig and that just isnt a good thing to do...
GARY: Look im gonna get Richard to have the kids over for the night, you need to get some sleep...or you'll be no good to no-one....right then kids lets get going to nursery...
TWINS: Yay! Yay!
BACHERLOR BOYS HOUSE
Chris, Romeo and Tom are sitting around the diner table.
Chris: I tell you i never knew you could have so much fun with a pair of handcuffs...ill play cops and robbers with her anyday of the week....
Romeoe laughs
Romeo: Isn't it about time that you got yourself into a commited relationship?
Chris: (laughs) thats for old men...i mean do you want to be tied to Claire for ever?
Romeo: Whats wrong with that....?
Chris: NOthing but you want to have a bit of fun whilst youve got the chance..dont you agree Tom?
Tom: Women! Thats all you two think about isnt it? It's sad...but i agree with romeo you need to cherish time with loved ones...before they go for good
Tom gets up and storms out of the house
Chris: whats eating him?
Romeo: Oh god! You pillock! Its today isnt it?....Its a year since the car crash!
sorry for it not being as "intresting" as the past episodes but i need to bring in new storylines with other characters aswell as the Ed/Craig buisness...
next part up later this evening!
RED RUM PUBLIC HOUSE - DAY
Patrick is chatting to some random woman at the bar. Amy walks in from the back
Amy: Patrick love....
Patrick: What do you want now?
Amy: Well you can start by giving me some liquer
Patrick: as long as your on about the drinkable kind, as im not accustomed to giving you a public liking....
the random laughs at Patrick's joke
Girl: Who's she? one of your barmaids?
Amy: Try his wife, you little tart, get out your barred
The girl is shocked but she walks out. Patrick drags Amy out into the back
Patrick: Was there any need for that?
Amy: She was getting on my wick...and you didnt exactly stop her...
Patrick: You know me...i love to flirt...
Amy: Dosent mean i like you doing it tough, look i want a word...
Patrick: Try busy...
Amy: Try babies...
Patrick rolls his eyes in disaproval
Torbay Graveyard
The andrews follow the procession out into the graveyard. Emma is an emotioanl wreck.
Emma: Sorry dad i just cant do it....
Emma runs off crying, Claire goes after her...
Val's Hairdressers
Tanya turns the closed sign over for lunch, she lies down on the sofa and slwoly falls to sleep.
In walks Craig who lights a cigarette and puts it in Tanya's hands, it falls out of her hands and hits the sofa, the embers ignite....
Voice-Over of Priest: we commit our sister Belinda to the ground...
Various cuts of Val's hairdressers engulfed in flames
Priest: Ashes to ashes, dust to dust...
Val's Hairdressers is now fully ablaze, will Tanya survive?
wow thats well good!! i liked 'youre barred' made me laugh :p
that was random, your barred, she never did nothing!!! lol
Your doing great again hunni, well done
except flirt with her husband...or so the paranoid amy thinks, hes forever doing it infront of her, and after his countless affairs she's over jealousQuote:
Originally Posted by Jessie Wallace
nnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooo!!! :eek: Tanya has to survive... Sorry I am getting a bit carried away with this but it is brill.... :cheer::cheer::cheer::cheer:
Oh my god i hope she survives great job
HARVEY'S MOTORS
Craig is sitting at the desk, Chris is doing some work.
Chris: Eh boss, what did the coppers want?
Craig: What's it got to do with you?
Chris: I bet they've arrested you for robbing the bank of englang! (laughs)
Craig: Maybe if you spent asmuch time with your work as you do cooking up conspriacy theories, then id have justifaction for hiring you...
Chris: Can you smell smoke...?
Craig and Chris get up, Chris peers outside
Chris: Christ! Its val's place! It's on fire!
The pair run out onto the street, where crowds are gathering. Gary runs out of the cafe.
Gary: Oh god no! Tanya!
Chris attempts to run into the building. But Craig stops him...
Craig: No...I'll go...
Craig kicks in the door of the hairdressers and runs trough the salon. He coughs hard and picks up Tanya who is unconcious. He drags her outside and he collapses on the street coughing hard.
Gary: Oh thank god! Tanya, how are you?
Craig: (coughs) I think she'll be alright Gary....(coughs) just need to get her to a hospital
Gary: Thanks Craig...your a life saver!
Craig: No problems...
Craig smiles menacingly
Wow. Your soap is absolutley fantastic.
Thats great!!!
Torbay Graveyard
Val and James are by the Graveside dropping earth into the grave. Val's ringtone "FAME - I want to live forever" goes off. Embarassment all around.
Val - Hey Amy darl' whats up?...you what!?....how? when?....christ...yeah ill be right round...okay...bye
James takes Val to one side
James: Couldnt you turn that ruddy phone off for one hour!?
Val: Look love as much as id love to stand here throwing dirt at your mom all day ive got to go...the salons been burnt down...
James: What...how?
Val: God knows, but ive got to go...
James: You cant! Its mom's funeral!
Val runs off
James: Val!....Val!...great so much for the family paying their respects...
Torbay Graveyard
Emma and Claire are walking across the graveyard, Emma is whiping away the tears.
Claire: Are you sure your okay?...Look id better go back to the graveside before dad starts moaning...
Ems: (sniffs) okay then...ill wait by the car...
Claire walks off. Ems heads towards the car but bumps into someone whos placing flowers on a grave, its Tom.
Ems: Tom!?
Tom: Oh hi Emma, what are you doing here?
Ems: Oh it's erm Grans funeral...but well...
Tom: Couldnt bear it?.... dont worry some people cant...wanna talk about it?
Ems and Tom walk over to a bench and sit down.
Ems: Its weird becuase i thought she'd outlive us all...Belinda Andrews...the stubborn old battleaxe, i just never thought id have to say goodbye...
Tom: There's no timetable for death tough...it just hits us...when we least expect it...
Ems: I know but it seems so cruel, it came so sudden, if we'd known, we could have made it special, we coulda have done things...said things...
Tom: It dosent work like that sadly...
Ems: So why are you here?
Tom: Come to mom and dad's grave...its a year today...
Ems: Oh god yeah, i completley forgot...how you bearing up?
Tom: As good as i can i suppose...its like you say if only you could know in advance...they just were taken away so cruely...i mean when i had to go and see the wreckage i was...well i didnt know what to say... it had all ended so abruptly, was the normal start to the day, did the usual, said the usual, thinking id see them later on...but i didnt...
Ems: Look if you ever need anyone to talk to...i understand your situation...
Tom: Dya know what i might just take you up on that thanks...
The pair hug. Em thinks for a second, and realises she actually likes Tom, and smiles
This is great well done
RED RUM UPSTAIRS FLAT - NIGHT
Patrick and Amy go upstairs to have a serious talk.
Patrick: why do i feel like were going around in circles here?
Amy: probably becuase we are...
Patrick: your not going to drop this are you?
Amy: obviosuly not, Patrick please consider it, its what I've always wanted...a little baby to love...it would strengthen our relationship...maybe change the way you are...
Patrick: What do you mean "the way i am?"
Amy: All the affairs and stuff...maybe if we had a family youd change the way you treat me, for the sake of the kids...
Patrick: Kids? How many are you planning on having?
Amy: Loads, why?
Patrick: I just dont fancy reinacting the Waltons every evening for dinner...
Amy: Come on Patrick what have we got to loose?
Patrick: Ok then i suppose so...but your not going to get me changing no nappies...
Amy kisses Patrick
Amy: I'll just go down and get some wine and then well we could make a start...
Patrick: Sounds good...
Amy leaves. Patricks phone vibrates, he reads a text message:
Heya Babe, Hows Da Dragon Doin? Wanna Meet Up..?
Patrick smiles to himself, grabs his coat and leaves Amy alone at the pub.
RED RUM PUBLIC HOUSE
Chris and Romeo are sitting down having a drink. Claire comes and sits by them.
Claire: Heya guys...
Romoe: Hiya babe (kisses Claire) how did it go today?
Claire: Not too good...Emma took it badly...hey we bumped into Tom, is it a year already?
Chris: Yeah we felt really guilty, we'd completley forgot...wed be cracking jokes like normal and everything...
Claire: Well now you know, you can make it better...
Claire gestures to the door where Tom enters.
Romeo: Hey Tom make come and have a drink we us!
Tom comes over and sits by them.
Romeo: Look mate we're really sorry, we'd forgotten all about ya parents...
Tom: Why would you have remembered? They werent important to you...
Romeo: Yeah but you are....and we shoulda been there to support you...
Tom: Its ok...im fine now, ive paid my respects...i need to move on with my life..
Chris: Thats the spirit! Now come on we're gonna give you a good night to cheer you up!
more please
Fab, as usual!!!!!!!
TORBAY HOSPITAL
Gary is sitting by Tanyas bedside. Nick is looking at her from the window in the coridoor. Richard comes up towards Nick.
Richard: Alright son?
Nick: Hows she doing dad?
Richard: Ok i think, the doctors seem to think that she will make it... she's just have a rest at the moment
Nick: Is Gary ok?
Richard: As ok as he can be i suppose...i cant believe she was so foolish, falling asleep whilst smoking!? Its not like her...
Nick: Oh well, she's ok, thats the main thing...
Richard: Its just one thing after another for us these days...first Ed...now...
Nick: But it's the fact that we always get trough it that makes us Taylors strong...
Nick: I'd better get off...i need to sort out them files for your conference tomorrow...
Richard: What conference?
Nick: With the developers?
Richard: I'd completly forgotten about that...
Nick: Well its a good job i hadnt, bye
Nick walks off, and as he goes he bumps into Craig.
Craig: Richard...
Richard: Craig, what are you doing here?
Craig: Just come to see Tanya, give her some grapes, the usually nonsence
Richard: Why?
Craig: Because I'm the heroe arent I? Its only the done thing to do...
Richard: Thats what i dont get Craig, one minute youve got me up against a wall threatenbing to kill me and my family and the next your saving... oh my god...it wasnt an accident was it?... it was you!?
Craig: (fake innocence) Me!? The man who saved your daughter? Why would i try and kill her if i was going to save her? Your mad Richard...people will think youve gone potty. Im the hereo of the hour...
Richard: Your one twisted man Craig honestly!
Craig: Twisted i may be yeah, but i am serious! No one, no one at all messes with Craig Harvey... no matter how rich you are or how high up you are on the social ladder it dosent matter, at the end of the day peoiple who cross me dont live to tell the tail... now i dont want no more hostility, take that incident as a warning, to show how serious i am, leave well alone and theyrell be no need for any more unpleasantness... am i making sense?
Richard: Yes, yes you are...
Craig: Good (hands over grapes) Tell Tanya i popped in... (smirks)
Wow there is loads to this, everytime i turn my back you've written another part, i can't keep up with ya. Really good tho, well done.
its a twice daily soap...but sometimes it appears to be more evn tough its only two small parts per day!Quote:
Originally Posted by Lindy
Wow, cool. Well it's good so keep it up.
Val's Hairdressers
Val enters the hairdressers, it is dark and smokey, nothing remains of her "pink" salon. She looks into one of the burnt mirrors and starts to cry.
RED RUM UPSTAIRS FLAT
Patrick tries to creep in..
Amy: And where have you been?
Patrick: Oh hi Amy
Amy: Dont "oh hi Amy" me, you went without even saying goodbye!
Patrick: Yeah im sorry about that...
Amy: We were meant to be starting a family!
Patrick: We've got all the time in the world for that...
Amy: No we havent, i want one as soon as possible
Patrick: And i want to share my bed with a beautiful woman we dont always get what we want do we?
Amy: Oh get lost Patrick!.... so where did you go last night?
Patrick: Oh met up and had a few drinks with Jack...hes on leave from the Army and he was only in town last night...
Amy: Oh its like that is it?
Patrick: Yes its like that...
Amy: Well if i find out your sleeping around when we're trying to start a family then heaven help you Patrick...
Patrick: Would i ever do a thing like that...(smirks)
BACHELOR BOYS HOUSE
Romeo and Claire are snuggled up on the sofa asleep. Chtris is snoring in the armchair. Tom comes in rattling a wooden spoon in a saucepan to wake them up.
Tom: Come on people! Rise and shine! Chris get to the mechanics! Romeoe get to the restuarunt! Claire...get dressed!
Chris: Its too early for talk...
Tom: Its nearly 9! Come on dont want to loose your jobs do you?
Romeo: I'm not ill...
Tom: Shouldnt have drank so much...
Chris: You've cheered up havent you!? Yesterday you was a bag of myseries...
Tom: Right then im off down the beachut, im cooking spag bol for tea tonight so dont be late!
Tom leaves
Claire: God how old is he? He acts just like my dad... he needs to lossen up a bit...
Chris: Yeah, yeah he does...infact i know what he needs...
Romeo: A smack in the porkchops?
Chris: No a woman!
BACHELOR BOYS HOUSE
The boys have finished their dinner and left the dirt plates on side. They are now drinking cans of beer and watching the football on the sofa....
Romeo: Tom...me and Chris have been thinking...
Tom: Careful...dont try too hard...
Chris: (sarcastic) Ha Ha, very funny...
Romeo: We think its about time that you get yourself a bird...
Tom: Nah dont think so...i had a budgie once...but it flew away when mom was cleaing his cage...
Chris: Not bird as in flap flap, bird as in fine ass and big bazukas!
Tom: Why didnt you just say a woman than?
Chris: Cus they ent women, they're birds....
Romeo: I well its been a while since youve been in the dating game, so us, as the good mates that we are, have decided to give you a helping hand...
Tom: Erm i think i can do it by myself thanks...
Chris: The last two girls ya dated were a nun and a lesbian! Trust me...you need the help
Romeo: (gets out notebook) right then prefernces...blonde or brunette?
Chris: or ginger?
Romeo: Nah no one likes a ginger! (excpet Luna of course! :p :lol: )
Tom: Blonde
Romeo: Ass or boobs?
Tom: Both
The group laugh...
Romeo: Personlaity or looks?
Tom: Erm...personality
Chris: (coughs) Boring!
Romeo: Right that should do it...now we've got a few tricks up our sleeves, we, my friend are going to try internet dating...
Tom rolls his eyes
THE ANDREWS HOUSE
Val is sitting alone in the kicthen, with files all over the place, working hard. James walks in...
James: Val...
Val: Dont speak to me James! I can do without the arguments!
James: Im sorry for shouting at you earlier love...
James sits down beside her
Val: All those years of hard work James...all those years...theyve just gone down the pan...thanks to that ruddy Tanya Donagoon!
James: Dont worry love...we'll get trough it...
Val: No...no we wont...ive been checking the books, I've been in debt for a long time...im not going to be able to come trough this...