She printed one of these off and brought it to school today & everyone found it rather amusing XD [especially the symbolism part]
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She printed one of these off and brought it to school today & everyone found it rather amusing XD [especially the symbolism part]
I missed Thursday's ep and all but the last eight minutes of today's, so... yeah. This is gonna be short.
CHRISSIE: Yay! We're gonna get out of here!
JAKE: Wheee!
THE GODS OF IRONY: Meh.
PATRICK: Please can I give some of that wine I bought from you back?
CHRISSIE: *huuuuuge grin* Why yeeees! *astonishingly like the Scottish hotel guy from Little Britain*
JAKE: Johnny I want my money!
JOHNNY: Ahem. *shows him the CCTV tape - apparently, in an incredibly convenient way, his cameras also seem to have AMAZING ZOOM MICROPHONES attached*
JAKE: Nooo! The tape of Doom!
JOHNNY: And exposition!
JAKE: Aw, crap.
SHARON: OMG she's gone!
DENNIS: Ooh, this is really getting interesting now.
SHARON: *mouths to camera* National Television Award, baby.
JOHNNY: Hi. *lets BILLY stay in his office with the TAPE OF DOOM AND EXPOSITION on, because.... I really don't know. I truly don't. Anyone wanna take this one?*
BILLY: Ooh, this looks interesting. *plays tape*
CHRISSIE: *on tape* I'm a coldblooded murderess! Wheee!
BILLY: OMG!
GRANT: This is hopeless. Let's call the whole thing off, retire, and become peace-loving civilised members of society.
PHIL: Yes, let's.
BILLY: *bursting in* Guys I totally found a videotape where Chrissie confesses!
GRANT: Let's go break Johnny's arms!
PHIL: Yay!
thats short but really good
2nd November Lost episode ~I know what happens in the second series! Squee!~
LOCKE: Keep your eye on the target.
WALT: What the hell do you think I'm doing? Admiring the scenery?
LOCKE: Don't get smart with me, boy. I have knives.
*WALT hits a kewl bullseye on the tree, which LOCKE is oddly pleased about*
LOCKE: Yay! I taught a ten-year-old to throw knives!
MICHAEL: *appearing* OMG you're letting my kid play with knives?!
LOCKE: It's educational.
MICHAEL: I'LL EDUCATE YOUR A$S!
LOCKE: ....
*A Trip to the Department of Backstory*
MICHAEL: Yay I'm a daddy!
WALT'S MUM: Not any more! *steals WALT from his DADDY... awwwww*
MICHAEL: OMG! *promptly runs into road, gets ran over*
EVIL GUY: So, your son's mum is dead and he freaks me out so will you take him?
MICHAEL: ... But you adopted him....
EVIL GUY: He's psychic and he totally killed a bird WITH THE POWER OF HIS MIND.
MICHAEL: .... Okay, I'll have him.
WALT: You're not my dad.
MICHAEL: Oh yes I am!
*Back on the island with all the Lovely, Pretty People*
MICHAEL: YOU'RE GROUNDED!
WALT: ... Should I go to my room, or...?
MICHAEL: Shut up. *throws WALT's comic book on the fire, awww*
THE POLAR BEAR PIXELS: Argh! We're melting! Revenge shall be ours!
WALT: I wanna polar bear.
POLAR BEAR: Boo.
WALT: Awesome.
*It is not so awesome when it starts trying to gnaw his toes.*
WALT: DAAAAAD! *hiding in tree*
MICHAEL: OMG that's my son! And he summoned a polar bear WITH HIS MIND.
LOCKE: You think he's gonna be important later on?
MICHAEL: Not at all.
*They eventually manage to save WALT from the evil POLAR BEAR.*
WALT: Yay!
MICHAEL: Yay!
LOCKE: Yay!
*MICHAEL and LOCKE make friends, awwww.*
BOONE: Well, that was a strangely heartwarming episode.
CLAIRE: *stumbling out of bushes* Eh...
BOONE: PREGNANT LADY!
EVERYONE: Yay!
Now you've just made me look sad :D and by everyone, you mean 2 people :rotfl:Quote:
Originally Posted by Elect-Death_13
Someone on our street has been setting of fireworks all night. Maybe I should tell them that it is the FOURTH of November today, for God's sake. And it's ever so slightly illegal to set off fireworks when it isn't a special occasion. Mischievious Night isn't special, it's just an excuse for the chavs to set each other on fire.:angry: Not that I have a problem with that :p
Brill. Please do more.
wow these are well funny lolz!
OK, that episode was funny anyway :lol: But here goes
JAKE: Look, about that tape-
JOHNNY: It isn't 'that tape'. It is the Tape of Doom and Exposition! TM me, all rights reserved.
JAKE: .... Well... Anyway, I told Chrissie.
JOHNNY: Why would you want to do that?
JAKE: Because I thought maybe she might like to know that she is up a certain creek without a paddle and sinking fast?
JOHNNY: ....Ew.
JAKE: Yes. So, now we all know.
JOHNNY: Oh, and Billy Mitchell does too.
JAKE: OMG!
JOHNNY: Hee. I love meddling.
~During this scene, I suddenly noticed that Grant moves his face in a very camp way. And I have been giggling about it ever since.~
PHIL: And that is why we should be polite and civil to Johnny until he is bowled over by our good looks and charm, and-
GRANT: Why can't we just kill him?
PHIL: Because we need him, doofus. And he has a guuuuun. A big one. *eye twinkle*
GRANT:....
PHIL: We ought to butter him up until he melts, like a... melting thing.
GRANT: I still say we ought to kill him.
ALFIE: Hey, Jake.
JAKE: Can't stop! There's a Tape of Doom and Exposition on the loose!
ALFIE: Oh dear God, not another one.
THE PEOPLE READING THIS: Heeey! There wasn't even a scene with Alfie and Jake in today! You just made that up to get a cheap laugh. Didn't you?
ME: *hangs head in shame*
JOHNNY: Ruby, let me buy you some food!
RUBY: I'd rather starve.
JOHNNY: *gasp* Fine! Be that way! *turns away and starts crying*
PEGGY: I've worked out why Johnny's doing this. He thinks I took his daughter from him, so by keeping mine in prison he's getting revenge! Damn poetic justice!
GRANT: Aw. Soon he will die.
PEGGY: What?
GRANT: I said 'soon he will die'.
PEGGY: Oh, that's alright. I thought you said 'you need height'.
GRANT: .... Hee.
JAKE: So, I'll get the money, yes?
JOHNNY: Oh, yes. Just do one last job for me. I need you to drive the car so I can take them somewhere far away to shoot them brutally, while they hold onto each other and cry like little girls. Not unlike you did with Danny a while ago. Only this time you'll be driving.
JAKE: Yeah, no problem.
PHIL: Can I have the tape?
JOHNNY: Okay. *opens drawer and we think he's going to get the gun - gasp! - but he goes for the tape instead*
PHIL: Yay!
THE AUDIENCE: Wha... Buh... *wanders away, holding its head*
JOHNNY: Just say please.
PHIL: ... Please?
GRANT: *barging in* STOP! OMG! You were about to use manners! Weren't you!
PHIL: I'm sorry...
GRANT: Argh there you go again! Nooo! *knocks JOHNNY out just for the hell of it, gets the tape*
JOHNNY: *is totally not knocked out!* Wait. *points gun at them*
GRANT: Go on then. My head's an easy target. It's so shiny and inviting. Come on, shoot me, you know you want to.
PHIL: Er, Grant...?
GRANT:... I didn't mean that.
RUBY: *entering room* OMG!
JOHNNY: You really are making it a habit of walking in at the most annoying times, you know.
RUBY: Put it down!
JOHNNY: *carries on pointing gun* No.
RUBY: THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!
JOHNNY: ....
RUBY: PUT IT DOWN, DAMMIT!
JOHNNY: *wibbles* Okay. *drops gun*
PHIL and GRANT: Yay! *run away*
JOHNNY: Aw, damn.
EVERYONE: *runs upstairs in the Vic, but CHRISSIE and JAKE have run away* Ooh, now this is interesting...
:rotfl: that was hilarious! well done :thumbsup:
I might do some of Neighbours too if I'm not too busy. I've found myself strangely attracted to Paul Robinson lately... :p I also like Hugh Laurie in House... Do you think I might have a thing for men with crutches/walking sticks? :D I'm worried...
thats well good and i like paul in neighbours aswell
lol, i quite like paul too *teehee* :wub: please do some neighbours, i think it'd be fab! :cheer:
Very good. Don't watch neighbours so I can't comment on wether you should post or not. You have to do tonight's episode now!
xxx
GRANT: She's gone!
PHIL: She's disappeared!
GRANT: Dammit!
SHARON: Who?
GRANT: We've failed!
SHARON: Yes, but what are you talking about?
PHIL: *cries* She's gotten away!
SHARON: Will somebody tell me WTF is going on?
GRANT: ....You're a little slow, aren't you?
GRANT: Have you seen them?
ALFIE: Nope.
GRANT: Are you sure?
ALFIE: Nope.
GRANT: .... So, you're not sure if you saw them or not?
ALFIE: Nope.
*GRANT's head explodes with the effort of thinking this through*
NANA: Ooh hello boys! Would you like some tea? I'll go make some. *leaves*
GRANT: ...
NANA: *comes back in with tea* Here we are.
GRANT: That was bloody quick!
ALFIE: She has superpowers, but don't tell anybody. Her alter ego is SuperGran.
BILLY: .... Come on, tell us where they are.
NANA: Oh, are you talking about Chrissie and Jake, dearies? I think they made a phone call.
ALFIE: *facepalm*
GRANT: *checking phone* OMG this is a taxi service! Let's go! *he and BILLY run away like Batman and Robin*
*CHRISSIE and JAKE creep down the stairs*
THE AUDIENCE: OMG!
ALFIE: Well done, Nan. We'll make a con artist out of you yet.
*SHARON watches THE TAPE OF DOOM AND EXPOSITION*
CHRISSIE: *on tape* ...And that's when I totally killed Den. I killed him good. He's 100% dead all right. And I did it. Me. it was me.
SHARON: ... SHE STILL DIDN'T DO IT.
JAKE: We have to leave. Now.
ALFIE: Why? Did Chrissie k- OMG.
JAKE: Shhhh!
ALFIE: But-
JAKE: Will you help us or not?
ALFIE: Okay.
PHIL: Ian, I know you're buying the Vic!
JANE: Well, I didn't.
IAN: *wibbles* Don't hurt me I'll be good-
PHIL: I won't hurt you, if-
IAN: I was talking to Jane.
PHIL: Well, we're gonna leave you here. Billy will guard you, because he's obviously the best qualified to do that.
JANE: But he's the puny one and I could totally knock him out with a single punch-
IAN: ...
JANE: That'll be fine. We'll never escape from his evil clutches.
ALFIE: But won't you spend some time with Nana, Jake?
JAKE: ON THE RUN HERE!
ALFIE: Please....
JAKE: I haven't got much time!
ALFIE: Dramatic irony coming through! Neither has she, you f**kwit...
JANE: *bows to BILLY*
BILLY: Oh, you gonna do your karate thing now? *giggles like a girl*
JANE: Ha. Yeah. JUDO CHOP! *as in the Austin Powers films...*
BILLY: *dead from karate* Oh, WHY did you DO that?
IAN: Sign on the dotted lign, plzkthanx.
CHRISSIE: But... this price is stupid!
IAN: *grin* Hee.
CHRISSIE: You crazy!
IAN: You on the run for murder!
CHRISSIE: Touché. *signs it*
*CHRISSIE and JAKE are escaping merrily in a taxi, until suddenly KAT appears in the middle of the road like one of those two creepy kids from The Shining*
CHRISSIE: Oh God! What do you want? *clutching heart*
KAT: Keep Zoe out of it!
CHRISSIE: I could do that a lot easier if you'd moooove along!
KAT: .... Oh, yeah. *moves*
*They continue escaping merrily, until PATRICK's head appears suddenly in the window, again like something from The Shining.*
CHRISSIE: ARGH! Will you people stop DOING that?!
PATRICK: Going somewhere nice?
CHRISSIE: ...Yes. We're having coffee and croissants for breakfast.
PATRICK: Okie-dokes. *wanders off*
JAKE: What did you tell him that for?
CHRISSIE: I like croissants, okay? IS THAT A CRIME?
PHIL: Wait! Chrissie laid a false trail!
GRANT: How do you know?
PHIL: ... It was in the script!
GRANT: YAY!
CHRISSIE: We made it!
JAKE: I'm just going to get some money out the machine.
CHRISSIE: OK.
*When JAKE walks back, CHRISSIE spots some POLICEMEN, but she is relieved when they walk past him... so she spins round and-*
SHARON: Hello, Chrissie.
CHRISSIE: WHAT IS IT WITH YOU PEOPLE!?
SHARON: This won't be the first time someone's done this *whacks her one* AND I HOPE IT WON'T BE THE LAST! SQUEEE!
CHRISSIE: I totally saw that coming.
POLICEMAN: You're under arrest, for... many, many things.
CHRISSIE: *ironic grin*
JAKE: *also being arrested, but with a much less kewl expression on his face* Oh noes!
CHRISSIE: GO DOWN LIKE A MAN, JAKE.
JAKE: *starts bawling*
CHRISSIE: What did I ever see in him?
This is Great :thumbsup: . More soon please.
Ooh I forgot to say:
CHRISSIE: You fools! You fools! I was always the pretty one!
~The. End~
Epilogue: Most of the people on the Square get arrested for aiding and abetting; Little Mo whinges; Charlie tells everyone who will listen about 'his girls', sounding creepily like some strange pimp; Johnny finally tells Ruby to STFU; Zoe is never mentioned again, by anyone, ever; Kat cries (a lot) but is then arrested anyway; Ian finally kicks Phil's a$s, but no-one was around to see it so no-one believes him; Nana gets sick of Alfie and his bad choices with women (Molfie is a prime example) and runs away with Jim; Alfie is shocked but then lures Kat back to the kitchen table again, where they spend the rest of their days in happy Kalfieness; Den returns from the dead again; Dot finally gives in to temptation and has an affair with Dennis; Sharon pouts.
:rotfl: That's not really the end, I just felt like writing it :D
:rotfl: like the tuesday script and the epilogue :rotfl: dot and dennis! :lol:
Very good Script. Dot and Deniis!
xxx
*Start credits*
THE THAMES: Yeah, I really do have nothing better to do all day than spin around like this. Wheee!
*In a Dingy Jail Cell*
CHRISSIE: Maybe if I close my eyes and wish really hard that I wasn't here, I'll be back home. *closes her eyes for a minute, opens them* Aw, man.
*The Slaters' House*
KAT: *is wearing jeans, OMG*
STACEY: Hey, I thought you were always in a skirt?
KAT: Dude, I know!
ALFIE: Oh, hi Jake. So, they released you?
JAKE: From what?
ALFIE: Prison.
JAKE: Oh, of course. It's not like I aided and abetted the escape of a wanted murderer or anything.
NANA: Look! I'm sorting out these charming pieces of junk to leave to you when I die!
ALFIE: *tear* Aw, I get the tea cosy...
NANA: And I left this to Kat! *holds up necklace* Even though she already has my engagement ring!
ALFIE: She does?
NANA: Yeah, you bought her a totally rubbish one so I swapped them over and then you split up and she NEVER GAVE IT BACK. *A trip to the Department of Backstory.*
ALFIE: ...
~ME: How is it I can remember this stuff, but not anything that is actually useful to my life?~
KAT: *is now wearing a skirt, and looks worried. So would I be, if my clothes magically changed.* Sharon, what happened?
SHARON: She didn't mention Zoe, okay?! Now will you shut up?
KAT: Yay!
SHARON: BTW, I prefered the jeans.
JAKE: So, I'm leaving. The police didn't need to ask me any questions or anything, conveniently.
ALFIE: That's nice. *manly hug* Bye!
IAN: Oi, you! This is my pub!
GRANT: I think you'll find it isn't.
PHIL: Yeah.
SHARON: It was never Chrissie's to sell.
PHIL: So it doesn't belong to you at all! Ha!
IAN: .... Whatever, b*tches.
PHIL: So, we'll... remove our suitcases from your home now.
GRANT: Yeah, why did we put them there in the first place again?
SHARON: How about you leave them here? You can have the Vic.
PHIL: OMG SQUEE!
GRANT: Man, that was convenient. Moving our stuff here for no particular reason, and then getting the Vic. You'd almost think we'd planned it. Or someone had.
~ROB GITTINS: *cough*~
ALFIE: Hey! Nana, we are going to see William's grave tomorrow! And conveniently, it's Armistice Day then too!
NANA: Let's educate the viewers! Wheee!
*End credits*
THE THAMES: Yay! I'm back! How have you been? Well, Some kid threw an empty can in me, but then I was all like The Perfect Storm on him and he was like *squeaky voice* 'OMG noooo! Please don't hurt me!' and I was like 'Yeah, you'll be sorry!' so he was totally pwned! And -
THE ANNOUNCER: Coming up next is...
THE THAMES: NOBODY INTERRUPTS THE RIVER, OKAY?!
*A preview for the next episode*
ALFIE: *always manages to look stupid in a suit*
NANA: *I can't hear what she's saying because the sound on my TV was off, gah.*
:cheer:
Well hellooo....:D Ooh I'm doing a random website with all these on now too :p bye byesQuote:
Originally Posted by Elect-Death_13
i liked the thames part that was different :D
Great. Please do more asap.
woooo these rule! please do more asap!! :thumbsup:
Do you want me to do one of the November 11th episode? I just don't want to upset anyone, if you don't want it tell me.
your a really good writer and all, but PLEASE do NOT do the november 11th episode :crying: it made me cry.
OK :) I thought it was sad too, I didn't want to seem disrespectful or anything, that's all. I loved the "sod off Hitler, she's having a baby!" bit though :D
yeah lol :D
Lost
CHARLIE: Yay Claire you're back! Now I shall hug you and pet you and you shall be my squishy!
CLAIRE: Who the hell are you?
CHARLIE: *cries*
SAYID: Maybe Claire is a spy.
JACK: That makes absolutely no sense, but... yeah! Maybe she is!
LOCKE: Let's stab her.
CHARLIE: OMG no! Claire is innocent! Why can't you crazy Americans see that?!
SAYID: Hey, I'm not American.
CHARLIE: Whatever. *gives him the 'whatever' hand, leaves*
LOCKE: I still say we stab her.
SAYID: ....
CHARLIE: Hey, Jin. I know you can't understand a word I say, so I'm just gonna waffle on at you anyways.
JIN: *is hit in chest, falls over dramatically*
CHARLIE: Oh sh*t.
ETHAN: I want Claire back! Or I will keep killing you all one by one!
*He garrottes CHARLIE or something here, but I couldn't tell because Channel 4 must have deemed it too terrifying for 6.30pm on a Sunday. So it cut from them both just standing there, to CHARLIE choking for no apparent reason*
CHARLIE: Gasp!
ETHAN: And Charlie... I'll kill you last. *leaves*
CHARLIE: OH NOES! ...Wait, that's a good thing... He must like me. Yay!
CLAIRE: So... we were friends?
CHARLIE: Yeah!
CLAIRE: *thinking* Oh dear God what was I on?
CHARLIE: So, we can still be friends even though you think you've never met me before, right?
CLAIRE: Um.... okay.
CHARLIE: That's great! P.S: I love you.
*Another Flashbacky Tale*
CHARLIE: *throws up on copier*
SPECTATORS: Ew.
POSH ENGLISH STEREOTYPE: OMG you stole from me! Daddy will be angry!
CHARLIE: Please, can I explain-
POSH ENGLISH STEREOTYPE: No! Go away! You'll never look after anybody!
CHARLIE: Woe.
JACK: Let's use Claire as bait!
LOCKE: Yay!
SAYID: Yay!
BOONE: Yay!
CHARLIE: ... Seriously, do you have something against her or what?
SAWYER: Ooh I get a gun, yay.
KATE: Can I join in?
CHARLIE: WTF!?
SAWYER: Sure, remember that marshall guy? I have his gun.
JACK: The one you tried to shoot him with, but missed?
SAWYER: Dude, I didn't miss him. It was point-blank range, that would just have made me look dumb. No, I missed his heart and-
CHARLIE: YOU'RE ALL CRAZY!
*They use CLAIRE as bait*
CLAIRE: I'm really not enjoying this.
ETHAN: Raaaa!
CLAIRE: Eek! *runs away, and actually manages to evade him, even though she's 9 months pregnant and he's some crazy guy*
ALL THE MEN (AND KATE, SQUEE): Pile-on!
SAWYER: You better not move your crazy a$s!
THE SAWYERFANS: *swoon*
JACK: Alright, nobody shoot him!
*Someone shoots him*
CHARLIE: HA!
EVERYONE: Gasp!
~ME: :wub: Charlie - what? He's the only Brit on that damn island. Although Sawyer is quite swoonsome.~
that was great!! loved it, i especially loved the squishy thing from finding nemo! :cheer:
:D I know, it's like my favourite quote ever
lol, mine to - then just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swiming swimming etc. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by crazy_purple
I'm bored, so I thought I'd do one of the five minutes of the Lord of the Rings that I watched last night.:D
GIMLI: *slashes some ORC up the crotch*
MALE MEMBERS OF THE AUDIENCE: *wince, cross their legs*
KING THEODEN: Is this it?! Saruman, this is the suckiest battle ever!
ORC: *commando dives*
THE WALL: *goes boom*
KING THEODEN: .... *is well and truly denied*
TEH LOVELY ARAGORN: *is studly*
MERRY: *is secretly CHARLIE from Lost, squee! Only shorter.*
*An ad for a Harry (nooo! My eyes are burning!) Potter computer game comes on in the break and annoys me no end.*
*SOME ELF dies, and so TEH LOVELY ARAGORN kills an ORC with just his bare fist. Ooh.*
*The door is being attacked and terrible bloody death is about to break through it.*
KING THEODEN: *just stands there*
*While TEH LOVELY ARAGORN is killing ORCS in a studly way, KING THEODEN tells him to stop - this distracts TEH LOVELY ARAGORN, so ORCS promptly jump on him and are about to strangle him, oh noes. KING THEODEN blocks up the spyhole he was looking at this through, so... what?*
TEH LOVELY ARAGORN: So... why are you King, again?
lol, it's really good and i hate lord of the rings (it's so boring) but you've just made it loads better! :cheer:Quote:
Originally Posted by crazy_purple
:p To tell the truth, I only like LOTR because of Viggo Mortensen, Dominic Monaghan, and the kewl killer elephants in the 3rd one :rotfl:
EastEnders 14th November
PEGGY: Yay! We got the Vic!
*We did not actually see them getting the Vic.*
JAKE: *does something random with a bag, which seems meaningful, but is never mentioned again.*
SAM: *cries* Everyone's looking at me...
KAT: You didn't say anything about Zoe, did y-
SAM: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WOMAN, STOP ASKING EVERYONE THAT!
KAT: ...
SAM: Ahem. I like your coat, by the way. It's very... leopard-printy. And distracting.
KAT: Why thank you.
ALFIE: *wanders past, does a great job of ignoring KAT although their stalls are right next to each other. Ooh, that must get awkward.*
MO: Jake should be in prison with her!
ALFIE: OMG don't insult my cousin!
KAT: Yeah, Nan, shut up.
*In that way, KAT and ALFIE very nearly have a kind of indirect conversation with each other. Yay.*
*I should really stop obsessing about Kalfie. It isn't good for me.*
----
Eek sorry, I'll finish this off later, gotta go
Sorry about that - my mum was like "KATE! SHOWER! NOWWW!" so I had to go, and then I started thinking about that film Psycho, so that freaked me out, and now I just remembered I have coursework due in for tomorrow that I haven't even done, so I'm like GAAAH. (Yes, I really am like this in real life.) So, anyways:
JOHNNY: I have to go to the office. Daddy wants to be alone with the gun.
RUBY: Aw... By the way, I wanna stay in a Walford sixth form.
JOHNNY: There's a sixth form in Walford?
RUBY: Yeah! I'm gonna go to it.
JOHNNY: Oh no you're not!
*RUBY manages to convince her father to let her go to the 6th form by draping herself around his shoulders and kissing the back of his head. I am quite disturbed here, people.*
JOHNNY: ... Oh, okay then.
NANA: Ooh, I like it when my boys check up on me.
ALFIE: *glances around suspiciously* Nan, have you been seeing dead people again?
NANA: I fancy a curry.
ALFIE: ...
PAT: Sam! Come and sit down here, dearie.
MO: So, how are you? Fun in prison?
SAM: I HATE YOU ALL! *storms off*
PAT: Why do people keep doing that?
IAN: Right. You shouldn't be in here. You're eeevil!
SAM: Hey, weren't you saying this to Chrissie a while back?
IAN: WHATEVER.
SAM: Get out or I chuck you out.
IAN: Hehe I'm sure you will.
*Two seconds later*
IAN: *goes flying out onto the pavement*
SAM: *dusts off her hands* And stay out!
KAT: Whoo!
SAM: Hey, I thought you hated me.
KAT: *shrug* Apparently not any more.
PHIL: Hee hee, you were totally pwned.
IAN: Shut up.
PHIL: Or what? You gonna sic the tiny ninja warriors on me? Oh, ninja warriors, I'm so scared, oh no, they're coming for me, with their throwing stars and ninja gymnastics and - STOP STARING AT ME!
Great. :D :)
More soon please.
hilarious! more soon please! :cheer:
Too true for words.Quote:
Originally Posted by crazy_purple
*RUBY manages to convince her father to let her go to the 6th form by draping herself around his shoulders and kissing the back of his head. I am quite disturbed here, people.*
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Ha, I thought that too.