Sorry got confused the smallest Barry is the oldest
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Sorry got confused the smallest Barry is the oldest
Actually yeah if I remember rightly, it is Barry.. I'm just picturing an episode of Chucklevision, and pretty sure the tall one is Paul.
Yeah, Tabbie is losing it big time...she had to research the web...and ended up on The Chuckle Bros 'offical' website to gleam the information, where as I being a fountain of knowledge knew that already...:cool:
Also I know that their other bro frequently appears on the show too...:p
ANYWAY....coming soooooooon the finale of Tabbie and Mave!!!:cheer:
Coming soon on Tabbie and Mave…
A hard hitting ending…will our quite frankly, very unlucky couple get it together or will Prom boy, Florence or even a Chuckle brother stand in the way of true love???:eek: :eek: :eek:
:eek: I wonder what will happen
Brilliant stuff, am really excited for the finale now PB! You've had me entertained with this story, fantastic!
Crazeeee and her grandchildren are still sat in temporary (bed and breakfast) accommodation, whilst her house is being rebuild by the council after grandchild no1 set fire to it….
GrandchildNo8: Aw….that’s such a lovely story, granny Crazeeeeeee.:D
GrandchildNo5: Yes, but what happened in the end?:cool:
Crazeeeee: well the extreme ironing team took Gold at the London Olympics!!!:cheer:
GrandchildNo5: We know all about your past glory…:rolleyes: I meant what happened between Mave and Tabbie…did they get together?
GrandchildNo3: (who takes off his oxygen mask to enquire – btw he inhaled a lot of smoke/fumes from the fire, and gasps... Yep, I really, really want to know…:sick:
Crazeeee: Okay…don’t overexcite yourself, grandchildNo3, remember what the doctor told you …:nono: now where was I?:hmm:
GrandchildNo 11(who is normally mute, but soooo desperate to hear the end of the story…breaks his self imposed vow of silence) Mave and Tabbie, Granny…Mave and Tabbie….:ninja:
Crazeee: Erm...right, Mave and Tabbie….
Final bit coming very soooooooooon
Oh dear, poor Grandchild Number 3 struggling to speak! Can't wait for this final part! Will there really be a happy ending for Tabbie and Mave?!
oooooo final part coming soom, so excited!!!
Ciome on Graneeee Crazeeee, you can't deprive grandchildren numbers 3 and 11, in particular :p
:cheer:
Mave is sat in a prison cell reading Pick Me Up magazine….When the door is unlocked and Basil Brush Nightingale walks in. He is Florence’s younger sibling and also a top lawyer.
Mave: Hey any news, please say you are going to get me outta here…I have my drama practical to sit. :crying:
Basil: erm…well…how can I put this gently, you are probably going to rot in jail. Boom, boom!!! :D
Mave: Noooooo! :eek: But I have my whole life ahead of me…I want to swim with dolphins, dance in the moonlight in the buff and ….
Basil: erm…I get the idea, Mave. Anyway the good news is we have located Tabbie in Mexico. :cheer:
Mave: Really? You have found Tabbie? :eek:
Basil: Yep, but if Im going to help your case and get Tabbie extricated back from Mexico, I need to hear the full story from the beginning….:hmm:
Mave(moans): what like the whole story? :mad:
Basil: Just from the night you and Tabbie went to see The Chuckle Brother Musical…
Mave: Well it was a great night, Tabbie and I were special VIP guests of the small Chuckle Brother, Barry (note, Abbie, that’s Barry and not Paul!!!) and the show was fantastic, and TAbbie looked amazing...::love:
COMING UP A FLASH BACK TO THAT FATEFUL NIGHT....
AND...WILL TABBIE AND MAVE EVER GET IT TOGETHER????
erm........ how did Mave get in prison?
Have I missed something
O right, I was getting very confused for a moment there
Great stuff! I can't wait for the flashback, i want to know how i got in prison.
Oooh what a rebel! lol Maybe because Tabbie was underage? :rotfl: Barry? Paul? Are there 2 prom boys? :cheer:
Flash back…….
Tabbie and Mave have just come out of erm…The Chuckle Brother musical and are walking down the street holding hands. However, there is someone lurking in the shadows , who is watching them closely….
Tabbie: Aw….Mave this has been a great night:D
Mave: yep the best! I especially liked it when Barry Chuckle invited us on stage and introduced us as the two brain damaged people he had met at The Little Mermaid Hospital…that was soooo funny.:lol:
Tabbie: yep soo funny, but only true about one of us…lol
Mave: Erm…Tabbie..I erm…really really…erm….:wub:
Suddenly Tabbie stops. She looks over to the shadows…:(
Tabbie: Look Mave, I want you know that Ive had a really great time, and whatever happens, its important that you remember that.:thumbsup:
Mave: Erm okay, Ive had a really fantatic time with you too…:love:
Tabbie: Mave, this is where I live, but I have forgotten my key
Mave: Oh dear. I never knew you lived in Barclay’s Bank!!!
Tabbie: erm I live in a flat, its at the back erm...I mean its upstairs.
Mave: Do you want to call you parents on my phone to come down and open the door for you?
Tabbie: No thank you. I don’t want to wake them.
Tabbie pulls a brick out of her handbag
Tabbie: I’ll just use this instead.
Tabbie smashes through the window and climbs in to the bank
Mave(calls after her) Is there any chance of coming in for a coffee?:hmm:
Tabbie: Quick come in Mave, before anyone sees you!
Suddenly the figure lurking in the shadows runs to the broken window and disappears inside the bank too....:ninja:
Final part coming tomorrow....all will be revealed....
Lol, Tabbie broke into Barclays Bank and she lives there?! How random! :rotfl: I wonder who that figure lurking in the shadows is...:hmm:
I can't wait for the final part PB, you have me on tenterhooks!
Oh ok this is so werid, you making me I mean tabbie sound really bad :(
:rotfl: Dave can't believe you thought she lived in the bank, it was so obvious she was robbing it :lol:
Have just caught up :cheer: Good stuff. Poor grandchild no3. It's getting exciting with the robbery.. I wonder who the shadow is :eek: Am I gunna come along with my "comandeered lorry" now :lol:.
Basil Brush Nightingale, Mave's lawyer, looks shocked as Mave continues to tell the story……
Basil: And you really believed she lived in Barclays Bank?! :eek:
Mave: Erm…yes.:o
Basil: Maybe we could get charges dropped due to you being too dense to know what was going on! :lol:
Mave: well as soon as Tabbie used dynamite to blow up the safe, I could smell a rat.:thumbsup:
Basil: Soooo you didn’t realise you were involved in one of the biggest bank jobs this country had ever seen until that point? :eek:
Mave: Erm…that would be a no.:o
Basil: Soooo what happened next then, Mave?:hmm:
PB!!!!!!!
You really are making me sound bad....I mean tabbie :(
Flash back continued….
Mave and Tabbie are inside Barclays bank….
Tabbie: Im sooo sorry Mave, I didn’t want things to turn out like this…:(
Tabbie whips out some high explosives out of her hand bag and proceeds to blow up the bank’s safe…
Mave: (looks on) Woweee… but aren’t you meant to use fireworks outside?
Just then a figure appears from out of the shadows….
Tabbie: Ive kept my end of the deal. That’s the end of it right? I can go now?
Prom boy: You have done well, Tabbie, but I need your help to remove the money from the bank first.:cool:
Tabbie: What?! But you said if I broke in to the bank then that would be the end of it!:eek:
Mave: Erm…excuse me, but Tabbie and I are out on a date…do you mind
Tabbie (starting to cry) Oh Mave, you had better go, I don’t want you getting into trouble too
Mave: What trouble? Tabbie why are you crying?
Prom boy: (looks at Mave) Oi there you, help put the money into the wheel barrow.
Mave: What? This is illegal isn’t it? If you need money, couldn’t you just get cash back from Tescos?
Tabbie: Mave, this is a robbery. Prom boy has blackmailed me into taking part.
Mave: WHAT? HOW?:eek:
Tabbie: He was mad cause I said I wouldn’t go to the prom with him; I wanted to go with you instead….
Mave: well that’s understandable
Tabbie: Then he turned really nasty and said that if I didn’t help him pull off the biggest robbery that England has ever seen, then he would make sure me and family had to move back to….:crying:
Mave: OMG… where? :eek:
Prom Boy: Go on Tabbie, tell him….
Tabbie (crying and becoming slightly hysteria) SUNDERLAND!!!!
Mave: You evil swine! :angry:
Mave kicks Prom boy in the nuts….
Just then they all hear the sound of police sirens, which are getting closer and closer…
Tabbie: Oh we are all going to end up in some horrible young offenders institute, and I bet its one without Sky..how am I ever going to watch Lost again?
Just then Prom boy, who has slightly recovered from being kicked, smacks Mave over the head with a big bag of money. Mave collapses on the floor.
Prom boy: (laughs) soooo long guys….Im off, and thanks Tabbie for all your help! Enjoy prison you two!!!
Tabbie: Come on Mave, we have to get outta here before the police arrive!
Mave: I see dead people…I mean I don’t feel well.
Tabbie: come on we have to go….
Mave: you go Cabbie….I’ll be fine
[B]Tabbie in a panick, and on hearing the police cars pulling up outside, flees the bank
Tabbie(looks back): Im soooo sorry, Mave:(
Lmfaooo :rotfl:
"How will I see Lost" :lol:
Awww poor Mave though. Hope he gets off :eek:
:lol: That was very funny, But I just need to clear up a few things, the real prom boy is not evil, SUNDERLAND is not that bad and why did I...I mean Tabbie leave :(
Basil Brush still in a state of shock….sits there listening to Mave.:eek:
Basil: this is unbelieveable…Soooo Prom boy was the evil mastermind behind it?:hmm:
Mave: yep, poor Tabbie was being blackmailed.:(
Basil: Soooo you got left in the bank, and that’s when the police found you.
Mave: Erm…I cant really remember much about it, to be honest:o
Basil: Well Mave, I think that between your statement and Tabbie’s, we can get you outta here very, very soooon.
Mave: that’s excellent news, and what about Tabbie?
Basil: I think there are mitigating circumstances to this case and Im sure she’ll only get, say….two years.
Mave: WHAT??? :eek:
The very final part coming sooooooooooooon.:cheer:
:rotfl: This is so so funny! Tabbie may never be able to watch Lost again! :rotfl: I can't wait for the final part, but i must say, it's not looking like Tabbie and Mave will get together :(
I think Mave and tabbie should run away together so tabbie doesnt have to go to prison
Well if poor Mave is locked up for two years it will give him plenty of time to get some serious training done for the olympics as there seems to be a lapse in commitiment from Team SB.
Twelve days later and Mave has been released from jail and is nervously stood outside Tabbie’s house with a bunch of daffodils. Tabbie has been given an ASBO and told never to rob any more banks again.
Tabbie opens the door
Mave: hey there, how was Mexico?
Tabbie: erm….I should explain about that leaving you in the bank business, shouldn’t I?
Mave: Well that wasn’t the best way to end a first date….:lol:
Tabbie: All I can say is that I am very, very sorry…:(
Mave: I know, and you did make it very clear in your statement to the police, that I wasn’t involved in anyway with the bank robbery. Your statement's the reason I got released.
Tabbie: Well Im pleased they released you.:cheer:
Mave: Anyway I only came to see if you were alright.:cool:
Mave starts to slowly walk away
Tabbie: Mave
Mave (turns around) yep?
Tabbie: Im just about to eat a packet of hula hoops, whilst watching Lost. Fancy joining me?
Mave: hula hoops, you say? Okay then…:D
BACK TO THE FUTURE…. Crazeeee has tears in her eyes as she is telling the final part of the Mave and Tabbie story to her grandchildren…
GrandchildNo4.: Aw….that’s was such a sweet story, granny Crazeeeee.
Crazeeeee: I know, it just shows you that true love wins through in the end!:love:
GrandchildNo15: sooo what happened to Mave and Tabbie?
Crazeeeee: well firstly our extreme ironing team won GOLD at the 2012 Olympic (our coach Kath was sooo proud! :thumbsup: ). Then they got married, had 17 children and took up sheep farming in deepest Wales. But most of all grand children…they lived happily ever after….:cheer:
THE END
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awwwwww that was such a sweet story
Aww what a great ending! Loved the hula hoops part you put in there. :rotfl: Thank you PB for posting this story, you really have made me chuckle out loud with some of what you've wrote. :bow: :clap: