Cringe stories

:eek: out of my entire life these things are the only things bad ive ever done :lol: im not that bad

I'll start with the least embarrasing, not sure whether to post the other one or not.

When I was about 4 I attended a local nursery with my friend who is just over a year younger than me. One day, she managed to fall out with a boy named Tom, over what I am unsure. Tom decided to put glue on her chair as some sort of revenge. I was oblivious to all this and went off to the toilet. I come back, sit down and when I tried to get up, the chair came with me. I was like "What's going on here then," and shouted to get the teachers' attention. One teacher had to hold on to me whilst the other one pulled the chair off me! I only find out later that my friend swapped the chairs around because I was the only one that wasn't in my seat.

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Originally Posted by Rain_

I was shopping in B&Q when my son was 2 years old. I had gone with my mum to pick out a new kitchen. I hadn't realised that my son had managed to get out of his pram straps and had wandered off. A section manager came over to us and asked were we missing anything. Looking down at the pram i realised it was empty. I asked the manager if he had seen my son to which he replied "that will be the little boy sat on the display toilet on the next aisle with his trousers round his ankles asking passing shoppers if they have any toilet paper i presume"

I died and ran out of the shop leaving my mum to deal with it all !:o

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:lol:lol - that has to be the funniest things i've ever read. I'd have died of embarresment if that was me in your place. What was the final outcome?

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Originally Posted by Norman Bates

:lol:lol - that has to be the funniest things i've ever read. I'd have died of embarresment if that was me in your place. What was the final outcome?

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You would be amazed how many kid do that in bathroom showrooms.. My niece did it when she was 2 and my mates son around the same age.. So anyone who has a child that is 2 ish, don't bring them to B&Q, Homebase or anywhere near a bathroom showroom

I have a cringe story about when I was 14 and at a dinner and dance, wearing a light coloured skirt and being on my period - but I think you'd get the gist of what happened without me going into too much detail.

Other ones, where my sons innocence had him shouting at the top of his voice behind a disabled man "mummy, why is that man walking like that?", and driving down the road, seeing my "hubby in his van" waving madly at him only to find its not him (and numerous other ones like that).

Now I know why I always send hubby to B&Q etc and not go myself! How embarrassing, but hilarious! :rotfl:

Well i dont remember it happening but mum told me that when i was in Primary school some kid kept pulling my dress up every day, like i said i dont remember it so cant really say alot about it but i cant have liked it because i refuse to wear dresses and skirts now and mum said thats when i started refusing to wear them, i just thought i didnt like them because of how i looked in them but i guess not

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Originally Posted by Norman Bates

:lol:lol - that has to be the funniest things i've ever read. I'd have died of embarresment if that was me in your place. What was the final outcome?

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The final outcome was....my kitchen was bought in homebase :lol:

Okay I'll post the other one.

When I was 5 my mum somehow managed to send me to school with no knickers on. Later, my mum found them on the kitchen table and rang up the school to ask them to get me to put on the ones that were in my pe bag. So the receptionist comes up to my classroom and checks to see whether I had any knickers on or not. Obviously I didn't so I was very embarrassed. Luckily I had been sitting on a chair up until then so none of the other students found out.

Not that bad but when i was about 10 i managed to turn up to guides with two odd shoes on that were both left feet, so i was walking around like a complete spoon. My friend who i didnt know at the time thought i was a tramp, but was surprised when my dad picked me up in a BMW.

I was trying to think for ages when I was embarassed (it doesn't happen so easily) the last and only time was when my daughter was 2.. At a crowded bus stop she asked every guy who was there (and who had passed) "are you my dad? ".. She knew quiet well who her dad was but she kept doing it.. I was so embarassed..