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Awww you can't say that! :D True though... we were laughing our heads off at serious bits and everything - when Aslan was breathing on the dead guys, I said to Becky "Pickled onion breath!" and we cracked up :rolleyes: Rovers lost btw :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Elect-Death_13
I know.
Merry Christmas everyone - it's nearly Santa time! :cheer:
yay merry christmas!! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by crazy_purple
Little Mo seems to turn into Obi Wan Kenobi or someone with her random pieces of wisdom for Kat.
ALFIE: Half an hour, yeah?
KAT: Yay!
MO: Happy endings...
KAT: I get the message!
SHARON: I'm... pregnant...?
DENNIS: Whaaaat?
SHARON: Yay!
DENNIS: Yay!
THE SCRIPTWRITERS: *look away, whistling* Such a shame, really...
KAT: *walks towards Alfie in bare feet*
THE SCRIPTWRITERS: Everybody loves a nice bit of symbolism.
MO: Happy endings!
KAT: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WOMAN, STOP SAYING THAT!
ALFIE: So, do you fancy it?
KAT: Yes please! *sounding eerily like a four-year-old*
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I might add some more later, I'm not feeling too well :thumbsdow
lol, aww that's funny and sweet :wub: and poor you, and at this time of year :(Quote:
Originally Posted by crazy_purple
Oh no, heaven forbid any one be poorly at THIS TIME OF YEAR
Poor you. Hope you feel better soon.
JOE: Martin!
MARTIN: *does a brilliant impression of Kevin the Teenager, or whatever that guy was called*
JOE: YOU SUCK!
MARTIN: ...
JOE: Straighten up and fly right, kiddo, or you're getting a kick up the backside!
MARTIN: *cries*
ME: YAY!
KAT: *dances her trademark I'm So Drunk Hee Hee! dance, and flirts terribly with the extras.*
LITTLE MO: *sighs, laughs*
STACEY: She's fantastic, isn't she?
KAT: I need heeeelp! Look at me! I'm down to flirting with the extras! Extras, I tell you!
LITTLE MO and STACEY: She's having loads of fun, obviously not embarrassing herself or anything! Let's just leave her over there where she could get her drink spiked at any moment, like the loving family members that we are.
*Finally..*
LITTLE MO: Kat, don't you think it's time to stop?
KAT: No! Here, why don't you tell me a fairytale, eh?
LITTLE MO: ...What?
KAT: A lovely festive, jolly, Christmassy tale, about a brokenhearted woman who just wanted to crawl away somewhere and DIE.
STACEY: Once upon a time-
KAT: The happy ending... where she'd be all clean, and she wouldn't be alone anymore, and she'd have the man in the moon, and -
LITTLE MO: P.s. - wait about five minutes.
KAT: I won't! *runs to.... the Vic loos? Seriously? Wow, they've really done the place up.*
STACEY: Shall we go with her?
LITTLE MO: And stop her from having a breakdown, or possibly trying to kill herself again?
STACEY: Yeah.
LITTLE MO: ...Nah.
*In the amazingly refurbished toilets, Kat wipes off all her makeup. ENOUGH WITH THE SYMBOLISM ALREADY. She then walks out of the Vic barefoot into the snow, and sees...*
ALFIE: Look at you! *posing against the car*
KAT: *can't say anything except squeak, and think YAY!*
ALFIE: *starts walking towards her through the snow like in an advert or something. I'm prepared to bet that scene was airbrushed too.*
KAT: Why did you come back?
ALFIE: For you, you muppet.
KAT: Yippeee! Because you love me so much and you can't live without me?
ALFIE: No. You made my nan a promise, and I'm holding you to it.
KAT: Oh, well that's nice. So very romantic.
ALFIE: Do you fancy it?
KAT: Squeee! *Kalfie snog*
LITTLE MO: Happy endings!
KAT: I KNOW! Go water your hair or something!
*They get in the car and drive off, although Kat doesn't have any shoes or her suitcase. Oh dear.*
:rotfl: love it more soon pleas!! :cheer: